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There are some really great ones this year, but the one that pushed me over the line was this one.

We have lost 4 of our last 6 games with the 2 wins coming from a last second FG.

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Since we’re not relegated to stats:

Our head coach used to motivate players by kissing them but now he is head butting them.

This is telling from sort of a abusive relationship standpoint.

She won't kiss you anymore (not getting results), well I guess I better slap her around (still no results)

Not really a stat either, but the way Herman handled the end of the ISU game is the most sobering thing for me. That showed he really has no idea wtf he’s doing.

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

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Herman going to revoke Babers "lifetime" Longhorn status.

Whatever that means.

The most sobering stat to me is that we've lost 5 games and our likely best case record is 7-6.

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

We have lost 4 of our last 6 games with the 2 wins coming from a last second FG.

*to Kansas and Kansas State. 

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

There are some really great ones this year, but the one that pushed me over the line was this one.

We have lost 4 of our last 6 games with the 2 wins coming from a last second FG.

When I saw the subject, I was literally going to write, “it’s not really a stat, but we’ve lost four of the last six, and the two wins are on  FGs as the clock expired. Could easily be on a six game losing streak if Dicker pulls a Nick Rose.”

15 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

When I saw the subject, I was literally going to write, “it’s not really a stat, but we’ve lost four of the last six, and the two wins are on  FGs as the clock expired. Could easily be on a six game losing streak if Dicker pulls a Nick Rose.”

So you're saying two field goals means that Herman is probably back. 

We have punted in something like 17 of our last 22 possessions. It is astonishing how bad we are at moving the ball.

 

Winning is really,  really hard. 

14 minutes ago, orange dream said:

We have punted in something like 17 of our last 22 possessions. It is astonishing how bad we are at moving the ball.

 

That astonished me.  At one point in the Baylor game, it was 15 of the last 20 possessions.  That's when I turned it off. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That astonished me.  At one point in the Baylor game, it was 15 of the last 20 possessions.  That's when I turned it off. 

Shawn Watson level bad.

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

There are some really great ones this year, but the one that pushed me over the line was this one.

We have lost 4 of our last 6 games with the 2 wins coming from a last second FG.

 

52 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

*to Kansas and Kansas State. 

Neither of which has a winning record in conference.  

0 times I've gotten laid after a game due to wife's victory euphoria.

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Shawn Watson level bad.

Whoah whoah whoah now let's not say things we can't take back

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

0 times I've gotten laid after a game due to wife's victory euphoria.

That thrilling finish to the Kansas game didnt do it for her?

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

*to Kansas and Kansas State. 

triggered GIF

5 hours ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:

6-5

Yeah. This is mine. 

Who gives a fuck about stats. We're 6-5. Again. 

Kirk Johnson is made of glass, but why has he not gotten any carries this year?  He is healthy and is a senior who should know the plays and how to block blitzing linebackers.  He should be getting at least a shot a 5 or more carries to see if he can supplement Ingram and our converted QB Johnson.

9 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

That thrilling finish to the Kansas game didnt do it for her?

We met in Dec 2004 and her first Texas game was the Rose Bowl vs Michigan.  The low standards she has in a spouse are offset somewhat by her high standards for Texas football victory sex.

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Kirk Johnson is made of glass, but why has he not gotten any carries this year?  He is healthy and is a senior who should know the plays and how to block blitzing linebackers.  He should be getting at least a shot a 5 or more carries to see if he can supplement Ingram and our converted QB Johnson.

Co-sign. I'm very disappointed that we haven't gotten to more Kirk Johnson.

Shawn Watson level bad.
That would actually be a fun/not fun comparison. Watson may be worse, but I bet it is close.

It's my job to defecate on the culture and mock your feelings.

Kirk Johnson is made of glass, but why has he not gotten any carries this year?  He is healthy and is a senior who should know the plays and how to block blitzing linebackers.  He should be getting at least a shot a 5 or more carries to see if he can supplement Ingram and our converted QB Johnson.

He got a few carries against, I think, West Virginia... and looked pretty good. So of course that was the last we saw of him.

Tom Herman is now 2-14 at Texas when trailing at halftime

 

considering we’ve only had 2 - two possession losses this year (tcu and baylor) thats an incredible stat

Herman is a fucking loser. It is not a statistic, but a relevant point. 

We've played 11 games and this coaching staff has been coaching all 11 of these games.

That I fell asleep during the 1st half of the last 2 games. 

Baylor comes into the Texas game as a 5.5 favorite and you knew that was easy money. Should have bet the house on Baylor. 

Edited by FondrenRoad

Covers more than just this season but in 27 Big 12 games, Herman has one win by more than 2 scores (>16 points).

How about allowing 6.3 yards per play and the only team in the Big 12 that's worse is Tech, allowing 6.46.   Oh, and Rutgers is allowing 6.28.

Probably the fact that I don't really give a damn

When Strong was here, the most sober stat for me was losing to Kansas.  Herman came within a hair of losing to Kansas at home.  

That I spent, in just five games, $560 in liquor.  

number of quick kicks under hermann - 0

UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE!!

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I given up drinking during games because...

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5 hours ago, Chico_SA said:

That I fell asleep during the 1st half of the last 2 games. 

Me, too, and I was in Ames. 

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