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#7151
18 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

The hotel is one of her “clients”? What exactly does she claim to do?

I'm reading the reviews of that place and I think she either supplies the hotel with jizz jars or with ear plugs, given that aggy decided to build a cheap quality conference center directly across from the train tracks. 

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g55649-d13964174-Reviews-Texas_A_M_Hotel_and_Conference_Center-College_Station_Texas.html#REVIEWS

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#7153
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

I'm reading the reviews of that place and I think she either supplies the hotel with jizz jars or with ear plugs, given that aggy decided to build a cheap quality conference center directly across from the train tracks. 

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g55649-d13964174-Reviews-Texas_A_M_Hotel_and_Conference_Center-College_Station_Texas.html#REVIEWS

"The trains are frequent but the hotel provides ear plugs free of charge."

Lulz

#7154

So just asking the question to ask it... this Karen lady followed jumbo fister because she genuinely likes the guy or because her own alma mater hired a black man to be the head football coach?

#7155
6 hours ago, GRHorn said:

The hotel is one of her “clients”? What exactly does she claim to do?

Takes her "client's" payments and transfers it to recruits?

#7156
3 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

So just asking the question to ask it... this Karen lady followed jumbo fister because she genuinely likes the guy or because her own alma mater hired a black man to be the head football coach?

Eh, I don't get racist vibes from her. Just a whole shitload of crazy.

#7157
4 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

So just asking the question to ask it... this Karen lady followed jumbo fister because she genuinely likes the guy or because her own alma mater hired a black man to be the head football coach?

She's his bag lady who pays off recruits using his laundered "charity funds".  She seems to know all of the recruits families somehow.  Nothing strange about that at all.

#7160

She has admitted to both being a booster and to contacting including taking recruit's players to games.  That seems to be a major violation.

#7161

gomers will claim it is just words with no proof. Until something rock hard arises (unlike dumbos dick ), nothing will be done. They will be too busy investigating Slippery Rock or Colby College.

#7162
48 minutes ago, txhorns said:

She has admitted to both being a booster and to contacting including taking recruit's players to games.  That seems to be a major violation.

She admitted to being an FSU booster, not sure she's specifically said it about A&M.

#7163
5 minutes ago, Richter said:

She admitted to being an FSU booster, not sure she's specifically said it about A&M.

She said she has season tickets this year. Isn’t that one of the things the ncaa lists as being a booster?

#7164
15 minutes ago, Richter said:

She admitted to being an FSU booster, not sure she's specifically said it about A&M.

She's directly involved with Jimbo's Kidz1stFund non-profit - which is now based out of College Station. She's had access to Aggy closed practices and recruiting events. 

#7165
12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She said she has season tickets this year. Isn’t that one of the things the ncaa lists as being a booster?

I was a season ticket holder and wasn't a booster.  It was only when I donated to the Longhorn Foundation that I became one.

#7166
"The trains are frequent but the hotel provides ear plugs free of charge."

Lulz

What a train wreck!

Like my cousin vinny.

Id bet the front desk help is about the same.

 

Oops henry james beat me to it...

#7169
5 hours ago, Scholz said:

I was a season ticket holder and wasn't a booster.  It was only when I donated to the Longhorn Foundation that I became one.

Humblebrag level 100

#7170
2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Well it makes me sad seeing them eating their own. The tears taste better when their group- think is in sync.

Worry not. They'll get there again soon enough.

#7171
6 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

What a train wreck!

Like my cousin vinny.

Id bet the front desk help is about the same.

 

Oops henry james beat me to it…

By just 3 hours! 

#7172
3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Well it makes me sad seeing them eating their own. The tears taste better when their group- think is in sync.

Vintage Jimbo move.

#7174
12 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Turn them on each other, still suck, take another job, profit?

Should have signed it KKL for clarity.

#7176

So when Jimbo took the Aggy job he decided to move his charity with him. He had to call up Karen and ask the bag hag to follow him.

He saw this whack job as integral to his success.  Let that sink in. 

#7179
1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

He saw this whack job as integral to his success.  Let that sink in. 

The failure of aggy to see Jimbo's job history for what it really is can only be described as essentially aggy. The only difference between Jimbo and Gene Chizik, apart from the fact that he's much shorter, and his wife cheated on him multiple times, is that Jimbo's aw shucks appeal has allowed him to stay popular with illiterate yokels. And the roller coaster keeps on keepin' on.

#7180
On 7/22/2019 at 12:58 AM, Carl Spackler said:

"The trains are frequent but the hotel provides ear plugs free of charge."

Lulz

Real CCTV footage from the hotel:

 

#7182
On 7/22/2019 at 12:28 AM, BigSwingingD said:

It's clear this is Jizzbo's side piece. She should be known as "ag hag".

She flat-out calls herself a "booster" -- how did I miss that earlier?

#7187
24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit. Amazing.

 

I wonder if "Bryan Rauninger" also whips the recruitnik's ass at a HS football game.

Edited by Tex Pete

#7189
43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit. Amazing.

 

Incredible! Toilet Smurf might actually brag about this

#7191
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

He’ll probably sue EASports for using his likeness without permission. 

No way. Stall cartoon’s voice waaaay too deep. And too tall. 

#7192
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

No way. Stall cartoon’s voice waaaay too deep. And too tall. 

Seated on the toilet with feet firmly planted on the ground - no way thats Hamm.

#7196

Can someone check the credits of that video game and find out which Texas-ex helped create it? Pretty sure that person has earned a life time subscription to Surly. Holy crap that is amazing. 

Edited by Chopper

#7198
Just now, Vertigo said:

I am in awe that a person's utter incompetence can make him famous. 

*must. not. make. politics. joke.*

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