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#8552

Weird place to be hung up on Tennessee recruiting. I'll just add, though, that if you lived in Memphis, the "beating" of that drive would be worth it. Like going from Lubbock to Dallas, basically -- sure, the drive sucks, but at the end of it, you're no longer in Lubbock.

#8553
11 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Weird place to be hung up on Tennessee recruiting. I'll just add, though, that if you lived in Memphis, the "beating" of that drive would be worth it. Like going from Lubbock to Dallas, basically -- sure, the drive sucks, but at the end of it, you're no longer in Lubbock.

Yeah. You're just in Lower Oklahoma instead. 

 

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#8560
32 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

What the ever-loving fuck...

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Why was Carl Bernstein going to Karen Key Largo's hair salon?

#8561

I'm not about to scroll her twitter stream but based on what gets pasted here it seems like she frequently fantasizes about inflicting violence on men.

#8568

So she had 2 boxes of 'good wine' and then passed out on top of her ash tray with a Pall Mall Menthol still lit?  That's what I heard.

#8571

every time i see this bumped i think hamm has made his triumphant return. i remain dissapoint. 

#8574
6 hours ago, bizzle said:

every time i see this bumped i think hamm has made his triumphant return. i remain dissapoint. 

Seriously curious what would constitute "triumphant" in this context. Maybe Hamm will announce he's the new bathroom attendant at The George's? 

#8581
38 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

She does love her some Norman...

 

Quite the little stud there, Norman.

No sheep for Karen.

#8583
1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

She does love her some Norman...

 

I was in New Orleans recently and it seemed like every single homeless person in NO owns a dog, some of them were in pretty rough shape, but I can confidently say everyone single one of them lives a better life than Norman. 
 

 

#8584
On 2/10/2020 at 11:05 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Anything from the Hammster, or is he still halfway to hanging himself?

He's always halfway to hanging himself. Can't find a ladder tall enough to attach the other end of the rope.

#8592

Little Norman on top punking KKL and Jimbo watching, whacking off with one hand and holding Norman's peanut butter jar with the other hand.  College Station Saturday night.  

#8593
2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Well, how the hell else are they supposed to get the gerbil out?

Leather gloves and an oyster shucker?

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#8597
5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Look out Dripping Springs...

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Looks like her kids and grandkids really love having her around.

#8598
5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Look out Dripping Springs...

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If she’s “going to see all of Texas” it’s going to take a bit longer than 2 weeks. Maybe we won’t hear from her again. Which would suit me fine.

#8599

I highly recommend she go hiking just outside of Langtry. Wade the river. Cross it. And keep walking until she and Norman meet some friendly guys with a lot of tattoos, and some really big dogs.

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