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#1101
5 minutes ago, golfclap said:

that does fucking suck, esp for the kids.

 

he and karen throwing out very private/personal information is fucked. they are both fucking nuts. 

 Eh not worried about the kids, they need someone to look up to....literally.

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#1104
10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I also know that both he and his wife used to be present on their agent search page. So either:

 

1.) He's gone with another agency

2.) She's gone with another agency and/or switched jobs

3.) She's reverted to her maiden name and she's still on there.

 

http://search.kwnortheasthouston.com/idx/roster

Taylor is still on that page, and Cheryl isn't. 

Also https://www.har.com/HammRealty was still up as of last week. It's gone now.

#1106
10 minutes ago, Scholz said:

His profile shows zero active listings and zero sold listings.  Crushing it.

Not surprising he is going 0-fer, it's what he does best. Too bad he wasn't 0-fer on his sperm count. #aggyCanProcreateIn30Seconds

#1107
4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

we're getting awfully personal here.  i hate the douchebag but this is getting uncomfortable.

You don't think he hasn't gotten personal with 9.95s, recruits,  coaches? He wanted to be a public figure and not a likeable one at that.  Sucks for him but he's signed up for all kinds of scrutiny.

#1110
1 minute ago, RabidM said:

Maybe Hamn ran a paternity test on his "kids."

I think they're definitely "kids". The question is whether they're "his".

#1111

So to recap, Crazy Karen was coming on to Hamm by saying she was going to get whiskey drunk, naked, and in those texts she ended her text with her name and number, even though they were texts over the phone.

What in the ever loving fuck?

I now see how they’re trying to charge 9.95. You are paying to see Real World with Aggy fairy dust mixed in, except this idiocy is not staged, the people are really that deluded and insane.

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#1113

Hamm's wife didn't file for divorce, she just ran out of fidelity.

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#1114

Getting fired from work and from marriage in a year must really suck. Especially when you think you are the greatest, and don’t understand why bad things keep happening to you. 

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#1115
9 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

And for the record, she filed for divorce in March. Sucks for him as I don't wish that on anybody. 

Even people who marry strippers?

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#1116

If you read between the lines in the recruiting updates he was posting you could tell that something was up. It's pretty subtle. 

From 5/3: There's no truth to the rumors that Leal is looking around, he's made a commitment and he knows how important commitments are and would never break the vows he's made, unlike some people I know. 

From 5/15: Hearing that Taurean Carter and Jeffrey Carter are a package deal, because they understand the importance of keeping a family together and won't split up simply because Jeffrey  is too good for Taurean and has much better options available to him. 

From 6/10: The commitment of Kenyon Green is a huge get for Jimbo and he's really an impressive young man. I think that when this is all over me and him should get an apartment together. 

From 6/11: Three star offensive tackle Blake Trainor committed immediately after receiving his offer, because he knows that loyalty is the most important thing even if he had better offers out there. 

 

 

 

#1117

That old heifer emasculates him at every turn, and now he has doxxed her. And somewhere in there, she tried to Mrs. Robinson him with some Woodford. You could start to feel sorry for him, but then you remember how childish and petty he is. Bryan Carrington is on the other end of it now. And you get all this for $10 a month! Or free, if you follow LHF.

Sucks for his kids, though. Wouldn't wish that on any kids.

#1118
4 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

If you read between the lines in the recruiting updates he was posting you could tell that something was up. It's pretty subtle. 

From 5/3: There's no truth to the rumors that Leal is looking around, he's made a commitment and he knows how important commitments are and would never break the vows he's made, unlike some people I know. 

From 5/15: Hearing that Taurean Carter and Jeffrey Carter are a package deal, because they understand the importance of keeping a family together and won't split up simply because Jeffrey  is too good for Taurean and has much better options available to him. 

From 6/10: The commitment of Kenyon Green is a huge get for Jimbo and he's really an impressive young man. I think that when this is all over me and him should get an apartment together. 

From 6/11: Three star offensive tackle Blake Trainor committed immediately after receiving his offer, because he knows that loyalty is the most important thing even if he had better offers out there. 

 

 

 

So is she hot or did she just wake up and decide she doesn’t want a 5’9” beta male with a needle dick?

#1119
Just now, I Plead Da Fif said:

So is she hot or did she just wake up and decide she doesn’t want a 5’9” beta male with a needle dick?

She's pretty. No pics because creepy.

#1120

Ya ya sucks for the kids and all, but Mommy has probably already found a real man and they are calling him Daddy. They'll be fine. Every morning she watched Hamm walk out on his crying screaming kids so he could go watch high school boys and try to convince them to play at A&M. No self respecting woman will put up with that for very long. Those kids deserve a real Dad.

 

#1121
46 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

And for the record, she filed for divorce in March. Sucks for him as I don't wish that on anybody. 

Could I venture a guess as to why she left? She wants him to grow up and get a big boy job and be home with the kinds and he wants to chase high school boys around the state and be on the road sniffing jocks? Just a guess. Also, what a fucking rube if he actually sacrificed his family for his continued attempts at this worthless industry. I truly hope that is not the case for all of their sakes.

#1122

It was 100% inevitable that Hamm's relationship with Stalker Karen would back-fire stupendously. We all knew it was coming. But I really expected that we'd need the season underway and aggy decommit season started before it reached Cherynobl proportions. 

One thing Hammster has shown over the years, he is a mental midget when it comes to social media slap fights. My money right now is on the old broad.

Either way, what a fun off-season bonus for all of us.

#1124
45 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

If you read between the lines in the recruiting updates he was posting you could tell that something was up. It's pretty subtle. 

From 5/3: There's no truth to the rumors that Leal is looking around, he's made a commitment and he knows how important commitments are and would never break the vows he's made, unlike some people I know. 

From 5/15: Hearing that Taurean Carter and Jeffrey Carter are a package deal, because they understand the importance of keeping a family together and won't split up simply because Jeffrey  is too good for Taurean and has much better options available to him. 

From 6/10: The commitment of Kenyon Green is a huge get for Jimbo and he's really an impressive young man. I think that when this is all over me and him should get an apartment together. 

From 6/11: Three star offensive tackle Blake Trainor committed immediately after receiving his offer, because he knows that loyalty is the most important thing even if he had better offers out there. 

 

 

 

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#1125
14 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Also, what a fucking rube if he actually sacrificed his family for his continued attempts at this worthless industry.

I know Hamilton and Howe faced similar issues, and both chose family.

#1127
2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Who will be the 1st to call that phone number

That's a Gainesville/Central Florida area code she has. Interesting.

I'm going to have some fun with this....

#1130

Karen seems to be a world class trolling catfisher. The glories of A&M post is clearly made up and the drinking naked post is further bait. She's fun enough to read but clearly not to be believed. 

The only reason I'd care about the fact of Hamm's divorce is if his ex is Karen showing him what being an internet operator looks like.

Otherwise, I don't care much about Hamm's personal life including his kids. It's none of my business. That his public life indicates a sick obsession with being famous and important by association with Texas A&M football recruiting (no matter how distant and tenuous) does interest me as a fan of train wrecks.

#1132
28 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Could I venture a guess as to why she left? She wants him to grow up and get a big boy job and be home with the kinds and he wants to chase high school boys around the state and be on the road sniffing jocks? Just a guess. Also, what a fucking rube if he actually sacrificed his family for his continued attempts at this worthless industry. I truly hope that is not the case for all of their sakes.

Yup. If I had to guess... If I was Hamm, what would it take to make my wife take the kids and leave? it would probably be...the picture of him at a waterpark with little boys, the fact that he followed little boys into a bathroom and this twitter post, which he posted online for the world to see because I don't know?? 

 

 

After all that, she started thinking her kids need a real Dad, not a jock sniffing, bathroom stalking midget fanboy that's going to embarrass her and the kids their entire lives.. They probably got into some arguments and every single one of them ended with Hamm leaving the house to follow little boys around. What an asshole

#1134
38 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Ya ya sucks for the kids and all, but Mommy has probably already found a real man and they are calling him Daddy. They'll be fine. Every morning she watched Hamm walk out on his crying screaming kids so he could go watch high school boys and try to convince them to play at A&M. No self respecting woman will put up with that for very long. Those kids deserve a real Dad.

 

I wonder if BC is sliding it in the buns. 

#1135

If it will make any of you weepy sorts feel better, just replace 'Hamm' with 'Jimbo'. It's a story as old as time, but it's better when the cuck is a real 8figs rather than a fake 6figs.

#1136
15 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I think I need a break from this thread.  It has given me an actual sad.

Jesus, with the video of his kid added on I'm on this train. This thread became upsetting in a shitload of different ways with Hamm and the old lady.

#1138
1 minute ago, Hanrahan said:

restraining order.

anyone who needed a softball placed squarely on a tee for the Kody Clemens treatment?

sad news about his family breaking up.  perhaps that's why he's acting like such a petulant twat towards Carrington and his own followers (based entirely on reading the last few pages).

#1139

Sympathy for the kids.

Sympathy for the wife (though she did make the decision to marry the delusional little prick).

Zero sympathy for bathroom smurf.  I can only hope that this does not lessen his delusions of grandeur.  I'd hate to lose what has been an infinite source of laughter up to now.

#1140

How could you watch and film your son crying like that and then just leave to go see a high school boy play football? Not only that, but then be so content with your actions that you decide to post the video on the internet?? Shit makes me ragey. 

 

#1141
25 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Yup. If I had to guess... If I was Hamm, what would it take to make my wife take the kids and leave? it would probably be...the picture of him at a waterpark with little boys, the fact that he followed little boys into a bathroom and this twitter post, which he posted online for the world to see because I don't know?? 

 

 

After all that, she started thinking her kids need a real Dad, not a jock sniffing, bathroom stalking midget fanboy that's going to embarrass her and the kids their entire lives.. They probably got into some arguments and every single one of them ended with Hamm leaving the house to follow little boys around. What an asshole 

Hey, it all worked out well. We got Ossai.

#1142
16 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

How could you watch and film your son crying like that and then just leave to go see a high school boy play football? Not only that, but then be so content with your actions that you decide to post the video on the internet?? Shit makes me ragey. 

 

Agreed. As a dad myself, that is way out of line. What a d-bag

#1145
1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

Over/under on whether Taylor sees the error of his ways, quits his ridiculously childish job, and gets his family back??

About the same as the over/under on when he will learn to make consumable ribs. I'd lean with "NEVER".

#1147

I lost my wife. I lost my kids. I'm a total piece of shit as a human, husband and father. But 6figs has work to do so off to Converse to see @boimarv9 in action. #aggiescoop

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