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#1252
10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At least he’ll never have to take off the aggy ring. Also, I’m judging his bbq plate as subpar. 

Would you say his meat judging is less than adequate for an Aggy?

#1253
12 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Do their coaches really wear those stupid hats???

 

coach_klein.jpg

They’re also indoors in that photo. That hat is mainly for keeping your face and neck from getting burnt. What a dweeb #lit

#1258
9 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Hamm’s Aggy Ring means more to him than his own family, I’d wager.

No more than 30 seconds.

#1259
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At least he’ll never have to take off the aggy ring. Also, I’m judging his bbq plate as subpar. 

Looks DAF

#1260
2 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

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79 days left

Until Hamm joins TFB?

Edited by Fug

#1262
5 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

So what is kar-amm’s  aggy scoop today?

 

A piquant little flavor called "Jimbo Juice". Unique ice cream flavor which has the unfortunate habit of always being eaten by someone else.

#1273
7 minutes ago, travelingtexan said:

ovaries on the table....wtf does that even mean?

I believe it is a disgusting metaphor used to signal a bold prediction.

#1274
7 minutes ago, travelingtexan said:

ovaries on the table....wtf does that even mean?

I don’t even want to know. 

 

#notmygrandma

Edited by Tex Pete

#1280

^^^A front runner or the front runner ? Is that like referring to themselves as A flagship university?

#1282
10 hours ago, irishtexan said:

You fucking creeps have borked up this thread. 

Maybe you should up your bork game and get with the program.

#1285
9 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'm guessing women Karen's age no longer have working ovaries, hence her willingness to put them "on the table" for aggy. They ain't worth anything.

Means she's safe to sex up, as she can't get pregnant any more.

#1287
1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

She can still spread anthrax, though.

Yes true, among other things she can spread.....

#1289

The knuckle draggers on Gigem247 used to say "nuts on the table. call your shot" when they would aks for predictions on where a recruit would commit. I asked  google to translate it from Closet Homosexual to English and it means "lay it on the line with a prediction". This slang has matriculated over to Hamm's Lonely Farts Facebook Gang where Karen has reimagined the colloquialism for the female gender. 

#1294
Hamm and this chick end up fucking, if they haven't already... guaranteed. 

 

 

Poor Karen... her standards must be waaaaay low.

#1295
4 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

 

 

Poor Karen... her standards must be waaaaay low.

Hamm is an Aggy version of Stifler. Please tell me that Karen has a grandson named Finch.

#1296
2 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

Hamm and this chick end up fucking, if they haven't already... guaranteed. 

Karen is into short, beta, cucks so your probably right.

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