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He gets 💰 to watch Clemson run them out of their own stadium. Can you blame him?

7 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm reporting Zach Evans will visit aggy for the Clemson game

Why wouldn't he visit? Gets some cash to buy his UT gear. 

 

I'd be crying, too, if Hamm was my dad.

28 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm reporting Zach Evans will visit aggy for the Clemson game

Zach Evans will witness his first colonoscopy sans anesthetic and lube.

29 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm reporting Zach Evans will visit aggy for the Clemson game

He better pack his mud boots. 

6 hours ago, po elvis said:

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This is Frantastic! Would one of you internet gurus or millenials please fix this pic? I think I see Hammster, Jizzbo Baggins, Memaw and Johnny Cocaine!  Maybe even Chinpubes.  C'mon Surly...do your thing.

2 hours ago, Hornsfan91 said:

If Hamm’s son becomes a good prospect I would laugh my ass off if he signs with Texas. 

texas doesn't recruit midgets.

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

texas doesn't recruit midgets.

What do you think we shoot out of the cannon when we score?

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He better pack his mud boots. 

They better be tall boots, cuz that hole gonna be deep.

43 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

texas doesn't recruit midgets.

Especially crying ones.

54 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Nm 

I'm sure you could find some space in your basement for several midgets wearing lederhosen.

That’s an instant classic. What’s really hilarious is how perfectly proportionate those faces match up with the bodies......welcome home

 

9 hours ago, Sejjr said:

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awesome. Who is back left and back middle?

4 minutes ago, Llogg said:

awesome. Who is back left and back middle?

You don't recognize Brewster and Elko? Stupid sip

9 hours ago, Sejjr said:

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New #1 on top ten list.

 Well done.

1 hour ago, rungeflash said:

That’s an instant classic. What’s really hilarious is how perfectly proportionate those faces match up with the bodies......welcome home

 

Yes. If someone (other than surly) saw this, they would wonder "how in the hell did someone get these aggys to be photographed in these costumes".

5 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Karen will be in her bunk. 

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Get Karen in the picture with two more dwarfs and you have a Disney classic

14 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Get Karen in the picture with two more dwarfs and you have a Disney classic

Jameis and their goofy looking DL coach

11 hours ago, Sejjr said:

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So who were the other guys around Jimbo before you shopped in the aggy elite?

2 hours ago, Llogg said:

awesome. Who is back left and back middle?

L to R: Timmy Brewdawg, Toilet Smurf, Bradley "3Figs" Peveto, Jimbo Baggins, Chin Pubes.

13 hours ago, Sejjr said:

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Excellent! I hear "SEC SEC SEC" in their little tiny munchkin voices.

 

Hamm actually gained some height.

16 hours ago, Sejjr said:

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Hammpa lammpa dammpety doo
I've got the perfect "scoop" for you
Hammpa lammpa dammpety dam
If you are wise you'll listen to Hamm

What do you get when you jizz out Tweets
Tweeting as much as Peter North skeets
Most of it, though, is complete bullshat
What do you think will come of that
Karen Key Largo is one crazy-ass twat

Just needs to pink dick going in and out of Liucci's mouth.

Hard to take any “reporter” seriously when his profile picture is him and the head coach of the team he “covers”

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Big time scoop to report that you expect 5-8 transfers from a college football program. 

 

He’s determined to blow the lid off the big stories that traditional (sip) media has long overlooked. Next up: naps. Why do babies and old people get the afternoon off? Fucking slackers

10 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Hard to take any “reporter” seriously when his profile picture is him and the head coach of the team he “covers”

what a moron/oon

No shit there will be one or two more. That’s not a fucking secret. Jesus. I can think of three off the top of my head who have already been recruited over. 

What a fucking idiot. 

Speaking of guys being recruited over, does a situation in which toneil leaves hurt with footwork king which in turn hurts with a guy like Sheppard and then Demas?

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

No shit there will be one or two more. That’s not a fucking secret. Jesus. I can think of three off the top of my head who have already been recruited over. 

What a fucking idiot. 

Well, to be fair, he's not fucking any more. At least, not another person.

On 8/22/2018 at 12:59 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

yes I'm sure it's been posted before but as fucked up as it sounds reading it the video is even more disturbing,  and to make it even more classic Hammster, he was taking a trip to watch none other than Joseph Ossai whom you may or not be aware is now a Longhorn. and Hammster is proud enough of it to have not deleted it some 11 months and a divorce later 

 

 

 

Kids crying because he’s afraid of the “Uncle” he never knew about that keeps visiting mom when Dada is away.

On 8/23/2018 at 12:14 AM, Sejjr said:

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Just saw this! Outstanding! If Kyler was still there, he could’ve been included as is.

48 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Speaking of guys being recruited over, does a situation in which toneil leaves hurt with footwork king which in turn hurts with a guy like Sheppard and then Demas?

FWK has been unsubtly subtweeting Carter. I think he's as fed up with his brother's bullshit as we are.

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