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#9301
12 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

$210k is closer to what the most successful execs in Houston pay in property taxes

I love how he just glossed over the "sales" part of executive. 

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#9302
2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I love how he just glossed over the "sales" part of executive. 

I once had the estimable position of Assistant Manager of a going concern in the Houston area myself. I was the second of two persons who worked at a Stop 'N Go location. The chicks were all over me.

#9303
6 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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One of the most successful executives in Houston bought 10k in furniture without denting his bank account. Baller status.

you forgot the huge cock.  He dropped 10k on furniture without making a dent in his bank account AND he has a huge cock

#9306
you forgot the huge cock.  He dropped 10k on furniture without making a dent in his bank account AND he has a huge cock

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#9307
1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said:

you forgot the huge cock.  He dropped 10k on furniture without making a dent in his bank account AND he has a huge cock

When you are that short a 3  inch dick must seem huge.

#9309
40 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

When you are that short a 3  inch dick must seem huge.

Little boys' hands make it look huge.

#9313
12 hours ago, Best served cold said:

Hey, asshole! What's wrong with a "tract" home in Atascocita?! If it's good enough for Kelvin then it's good enough for me!

Close. Quick Google search shows that he’s been in Kingwood since at least July 2023. Owns a 3200 SF home with his wife, Shannon.

Am I doxxing him if I post the online realtor website for Hamm’s crib? I mean he uses his real name on Twitter and he’s easily searchable on Harris County CAD.

Not sure why there are numbers on the individual stairs in his home, which looks nice enough. $500K gets you quite a bit in Kingwood, it appears.

#9314

Ok, fine. So he's one of the most successful Executives in Kingwood. Houston is a high bar, especially for a Hammster.

#9315
8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Owns a 3200 SF home with his wife, Shannon.

So his wife is the earner?

#9316
What a beautiful day. Hamm has finally come out of hiding just to make an ass out of himself. Some things never change

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Dude deleted his account. Lmao! But he’ll be back eventually, I’m sure.
#9318

It's like watching an alcoholic go on a bender. It's funny at first but then you just feel dirty because you know it's mental illness. That dude needs to get help.

#9322
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

It's like watching an alcoholic go on a bender. It's funny at first but then you just feel dirty because you know it's mental illness. That dude needs to get help.

I don’t know. Being one of the most successful executives in one of the biggest cities in the US, WHILE ALSO having a huge cock has to be awesome.  Mental illness or otherwise. 

#9323
1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:


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Dude deleted his account. Lmao! But he’ll be back eventually, I’m sure.

"Something went wrong" is a perfect description of hammster in general 

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2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:


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Dude deleted his account. Lmao! But he’ll be back eventually, I’m sure.

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#9326

It's embarrassing how excited I got when I saw this thread had some recent action and it even surpassed my lofty expectations. Lift the ban, Twitter! We need more!

#9328
20 minutes ago, Chef Bezos said:

It's embarrassing how excited I got when I saw this thread had some recent action and it even surpassed my lofty expectations. Lift the ban, Twitter! We need more!

He wasn't banned. He deleted his account. 

#9329
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He wasn't banned. He deleted his account. 

His wife probably threatened to divorce him, again, or his one friend had an intervention. 

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#9332
4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This was definitely a wife move. 

She probably didn't like his lying about a "huge cock".

#9333
5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This was definitely a wife move. 

Think this is her first clue that she married a guy whose development arrested at around 14 years old?

#9335

Wow ... I just read all of these updates. I really think Taylor Hamm is mentally ill. Other than the guys on IPIHB, who goes on the internet and brags about the size of his cock?  Maybe it's just a severe Napoleon complex or maybe he was just wasted but ... damn. 

It's probably a good thing for him, personally, to have deleted his account, given how much craziness he's tweeted over the years.  

 

 

#9336

Has anyone actually met Hamm? What if he’s just AI or some bored comic like the Karl Welzein character from years ago? 

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#9337
1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

I don’t know. Being one of the most successful executives in one of the biggest cities in the US, WHILE ALSO having a huge cock has to be awesome.  Mental illness or otherwise. 

Heavy lies the crown...

#9338

He's in sales and thinks the insane shit he posts online under his real name won't affect his business dealings? No company wants to be associated with crazy people.

 

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#9340

He probably woke up with a screaming hangover only to find about 10 DM's telling him where he could find the sender because he'd threatened to "fuck them up."

#9342

The guy has a family so I hope he doesn't lose his amazing executive job, but if he did, that would still be funny AF. 

#9345
8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

He's in sales and thinks the insane shit he posts online under his real name won't affect his business dealings? No company wants to be associated with crazy people.

 

 

#9346

Y'all are missing a whole other thread that likely pissed his wife off:

His wife needs to know 😂

 

#9347

My first thought reading these was,  "What the hell is wrong with Hamm?"  Then I immediately answered myself, "A lot.  There's a lot wrong with him."  He's as fucked up as a soup sandwich.

#9349

Social media isn’t for everyone. Especially when you’ve taken the losses this man has. Literally every time he posts he needs to expect someone being in his shit. That’s part of it when you’ve got little man syndrome and couldn’t cut it in the pool business I guess. 

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