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#9452
1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

I don't think I've ever thrown up a hookem in any family photo.  How weird. 

I guarantee you Hammster has never not had his thumb sticking up

#9453
7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I guarantee you Hammster has never not had his thumb sticking up his ass.

Specifically....

#9454
4 hours ago, NoName said:

took his account private, guess that's him trying to control the Naritiv

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I’m not surprised his wife is taller than he is. Seems like the antennae would get in the way, though. 

#9455
4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I’m not surprised his wife is taller than he is. Seems like the antennae would get in the way, though. 

Are you sure that Orbit isn't banging Toilet Smurf's wife?

#9461

Toiler Smurf needs to chime in his thoughts on the Jimbo firing.

Between the smurf and chin pubes, who's the bigger embarrassment to aggy?

#9462
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Toiler Smurf needs to chime in his thoughts on the Jimbo firing.

Between the smurf and chin pubes, who's the bigger embarrassment to aggy?

Billy Ham and Taylor Key Largo.

#9463

We need some of Hamm’s Big Dick Energy right about now to bring some sanity to the Jimbo situation

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#9470
11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Hammster back in the prediction business is going to be entertaining 

Mr. 0/16 is quite predictable.  He's a perfect negative barometer.

#9472
I can't get into specifics but some kids are absolutely locked in due to the language around the contract with the collective, and if they transfer, there would be consequences

 

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#9473
2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:
I can't get into specifics but some kids are absolutely locked in due to the language around the contract with the collective, and if they transfer, there would be consequences

 

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

#9474
2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

I'm sure ATM is loving that this asswipe is implying that they are violating NIL rules. Maybe he'll get another hand slap from them.

The insecure mental midget cannot help himself. 

#9475
10 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Mentioning Gerry Hamilton is a nice touch. I am sure he was one of those 52 views. 

#9478
17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

Maybe they still honestly don't understand NIL?

#9479
18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

Every reply to his tweet points that fact out.

#9483

I havent even thought about this fuck in 2 years...

 

the thread popped up and I hit the star, and it took me to a post from Sept 2021... lol...

 

So i know I must have missed some shit other than todays post.... I have 3 questions

 

#1... i see he got his name back.... when did he stop hiding his last name behind his wife's?

#2... I also see that hes still bragging about making soooooo much money.... as a real estate agent, during a year when home sales have fallen TWENTY % this year.

#3.... how in the holy fuck did this assclown get a blue checkmark?

#9484
26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

He doesn't. As you know, aggies do not understand NIL (or money or winning) at all.

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#9485
3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

#3.... how in the holy fuck did this assclown get a blue checkmark?

It seems you've missed a lot more than Taylor Hamm info over the last couple of years. 

#9486
3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

#3.... how in the holy fuck did this assclown get a blue checkmark?

i guess you haven't checked in on twitter since september 2021 as well.

blue check mark can be had by anyone for something like 9 bucks.

#9487
4 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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Doubling down.

Yes, they should do that. Sure, such provisions might be illegal under Texas NIL, law but what matters more is the court of public opinion and A&M will surely win there. Future recruits will love it. 

#9488
40 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:
I can't get into specifics but some kids are absolutely locked in due to the language around the contract with the collective, and if they transfer, there would be consequences

 

Let's just say, the collectives could technically sue athletes for violating the terms of the NIL agreement in place should they leave and receive money from another collective at a new program. It's the price of doing business

this would be glorious

#9489
12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Seems illegal to bind a player to a school

It's absolutely illegal. 

50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

Next he's going to tell kids that if they come to A&M they can get exclusive NIL contracts for Liquor sponsorships, tobacco sponsorships, and OnlyFans & Pornhub.

25 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I havent even thought about this fuck in 2 years...

 

the thread popped up and I hit the star, and it took me to a post from Sept 2021... lol...

 

So i know I must have missed some shit other than todays post.... I have 3 questions

 

#1... i see he got his name back.... when did he stop hiding his last name behind his wife's?

#2... I also see that hes still bragging about making soooooo much money.... as a real estate agent, during a year when home sales have fallen TWENTY % this year.

#3.... how in the holy fuck did this assclown get a blue checkmark?

Another poster here tried to jump on his twitter handle immediately, smartly, but it appears there's like a 30 or 60 day holding period where that name isn't available and Hamm could reverse course. Which he did, because man that would have been a nice addition to the stable. 

#9490
52 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:
I can't get into specifics but some kids are absolutely locked in due to the language around the contract with the collective, and if they transfer, there would be consequences

 

Sounds like another sound strategy of a 7-5 program building culture.

#9491
33 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

#2... I also see that hes still bragging about making soooooo much money.... as a real estate agent, during a year when home sales have fallen TWENTY % this year.

Used mobile home sales have stayed solid, though. 

#9492
1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:
I can't get into specifics but some kids are absolutely locked in due to the language around the contract with the collective, and if they transfer, there would be consequences

 

guess it's time for folks to start asking questions as to 1) how this guy has seen the contracts and 2) start spooling up some lawsuits since that wording sounds super illegal

#9493

I hope what he is saying is true, and that it gets reported, investigated, and punishment is handed down. Even a bullshit slap on the wrist because it will make them look bad, and that’s what they hate the most (but are great at doing). And I hope the entire fanbase blames Hamm and tortures him into perpetuity. 

#9494
5 minutes ago, NoName said:

guess it's time for folks to start asking questions as to 1) how this guy has seen the contracts and 2) start spooling up some lawsuits since that wording sounds super illegal

He hasn't seen a contract. He's no different than a message board poster on Texags, talking about all the NIL money Texas is throwing at recruits. It's fucking wishcasting. 

 

#9496
1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:
I can't get into specifics but some kids are absolutely locked in due to the language around the contract with the collective, and if they transfer, there would be consequences

 

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#9497
2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I havent even thought about this fuck in 2 years...

 

the thread popped up and I hit the star, and it took me to a post from Sept 2021... lol...

 

So i know I must have missed some shit other than todays post.... I have 3 questions

 

#1... i see he got his name back.... when did he stop hiding his last name behind his wife's?

#2... I also see that hes still bragging about making soooooo much money.... as a real estate agent, during a year when home sales have fallen TWENTY % this year.

#3.... how in the holy fuck did this assclown get a blue checkmark?

you missed him self reporting that he is packing some heat downstairs.  

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#9498
33 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

you missed him self reporting that he is packing some heat downstairs.  

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This is the reminder that Jeff Banks once mistankenly sent a Hog shot to Hamm thinking it was a woman, and Hamm tried to blackmail him for recruiting scoop. Banks told him to fuck off and feel free to broadcast the pic.  ALLEGEDLY.

You know who would never think to blackmail someone over an impressive dick pic? Someone who's actually lived their life with an impressive dick. In that instance there really is no such thing as bad publicity, but how would Hamm know that?

#9499
3 hours ago, sidis said:

i guess you haven't checked in on twitter since september 2021 as well.

blue check mark can be had by anyone for something like 9 bucks.

It's still shocking that he has $9/month extra in discretionary income.

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