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#101
On ‎4‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 10:21 PM, Beau Vine said:

Monetizing aggy delusion honestly doesn't look very hard, except that you have to have zero legit pride in yourself.  

“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the masses of plain people.”  - H.L. Mencken

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#103

So 3 days from Hamm's big recruiting round table & he's still trying to get former aggy players to show up for his shit show.
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#104
On 4/2/2018 at 6:06 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

Awesome

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His ribs should be the raffle prize.

#105
4 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

His ribs should be the raffle prize.

Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95?

#106
4 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95?

I can't imagine what he might rake in raffling off a loaded Jizz Jar, a sliver of wood from the Last True Bonfire, or the Sweaty Shroud of Jimbo.

#107

Oh my god keep the round table updates coming. This is a train wreck waiting to happen. I’d guess he cancels it due to “bad weather” or some such on Friday night.

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#108
15 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Oh my god keep the round table updates coming. This is a train wreck waiting to happen. I’d guess he cancels it due to “bad weather” or some such on Friday night.

Rides falling through, imo.

#114

"...in production for y'all soon!"

What an altruistic humanitarian.  Quenching the thirst of all the fans who are clamoring for Hamm merchandise!  I'm sure the demand is off the charts.  What a great dude.

#117
On 4/11/2018 at 6:33 PM, Sejjr said:

His ribs should be the raffle prize.

 

On 4/11/2018 at 6:38 PM, Bevo14 said:

Is a food-poisoned aggy more inclined to give him 9.95?

No pathogen in the solar system could survive in those charred remains of beef. You're more likely to find life swimming around in lava.

#121
28 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

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Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics?

Funny how this logic doesn’t hold up when applied to sports they already have, like football. 

#127
2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

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Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics?

Let's get involved with a sport that you peak when you're in hs and is meaningless in college. 

#130
3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

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Where do I send my $10 for the hot take on Gymnastics?

What’s funny is she went to “Utexas online” for high school

#137
1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

She has at least an inch on Hamm.

 

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Probably taller than him too. 

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#138
6 hours ago, Fug said:

What’s funny is she went to “Utexas online” for high school

In fairness, that's probably because she traveled a lot for gymnastics. 

I know a lot of people that play club soccer that miss so much school that their only option is online. That's if they want to play at that level and travel all over. 

Edit: I'm an idiot and just realized you are probably making fun of the fact the "online school" is Texas. 

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#139
"...in production for y'all soon!"
What an altruistic humanitarian.  Quenching the thirst of all the fans who are clamoring for Hamm merchandise!  I'm sure the demand is off the charts.  What a great dude.
20 tshirts can be screen printed before McDonalds stops serving breakfast.

So I guess they were available about 45 minutes after he posted.
#142
7 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

In fairness, that's probably because she traveled a lot for gymnastics. 

I know a lot of people that play club soccer that miss so much school that their only option is online. That's if they want to play at that level and travel all over. 

Edit: I'm an idiot and just realized you are probably making fun of the fact the "online school" is Texas. 

Yeah, I just thought the irony that she chose that online school as oppose to others. 

#144
So is today the big day? Any news on the super-exclusive invite list?
An exciting list of legendary aggy players..lol9b04fe485b4c488cc734a1b03fbcc51e.jpg

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