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#5251
Just now, BigOrange1 said:

does he wear his aggy ring in place of his wedding ring?

Based on the second picture - he indeed does. What a psycho.

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#5254
2 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

The fact that this moron is at a Christmas party for something entirely unrelated to athletics and is sporting aggy gear and giving a gig 'em in every image of him is just...sad, really. I guarantee he was wearing it in the hopes that someone would recognize him as an "insider" and ask him about his recruiting "business."

I was about to post the same thing. Only one other person is wearing anything collegiate related, and no one is giving a gig'em or any other school sign. 

#5263
39 minutes ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

 

Holy fucking shit! That is aweeeeeesome. 

Pool boy is wearing his Aggy swag to the company Christmas party. Glorious find. 

#5266
5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Gig 'em" at a company Christmas party? What, in case 10 pound baby Jesus wants to hump it?

What the fuck is that shit?

It's an aggy-friendly company, if not aggy-owned. Two dipshits at the beginning throw up the "Gig 'Em" thumb and then there's another Gomer wearing an aggy cap a little later.

#5269
Just now, C-Man said:

It's an aggy-friendly company, if not aggy-owned. Two dipshits at the beginning throw up the "Gig 'Em" thumb and then there's another Gomer wearing an aggy cap a little later.

It's still sacrilege and rude. But then, they whoop at weddings and funerals, so decorum has never really been their strong suit. Fuckers shouldn't be allowed out in civilized society.

#5270

Aggy ring on wedding finger, just Torbush.

College wannabe look at pool boy job, would be OK for 17yo hoping for offer or acceptance. Not exactly up to the dignity of someone who still is asked to help pay taxes on his former home and who has not had his SUV repo’d yet.

He needs help.

#5271
Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

It's still sacrilege and rude. But then, they whoop at weddings and funerals, so decorum has never really been their strong suit. Fuckers shouldn't be allowed out in civilized society.

Oh, I don't mean to condone it in the slightest. It's ridiculous as fuck. Normal people don't scream where they went to college more than aggy dickslaps.

#5272
12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

 

Holy fucking shit! That is aweeeeeesome. 

Pool boy is wearing his Aggy swag to the company Christmas party. Glorious find. 

Like he can afford to buy other clothes. Those are probably freebies 247 gave him while he was recruiting for aggy under their banner.  

#5273
4 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Aggy ring on wedding finger, just Torbush.

 

well maybe he is wearing the 20-- Natty ring on his right hand that his pal Jimbo gave him 

#5275

I know a few Ags like Hamm. They wear Aggy gear 100% of the time. Lapel pins and/or cufflinks (along with the ever-present ring) to weddings and funerals. 365 days a year they have Aggy gear on - it's part of the cult. 

#5277
5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck, Taylor doesn't even get a mention on the company website. Even the Beaumont area receptionist, Deborah, is on the website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

deborah probably hasn't been fired from two jobs in the last 18 months.  would you put an employee on your website that can't even last a year at a job?

#5278
5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck, Taylor doesn't even get a mention on the company website. Even the Beaumont area receptionist, Deborah, is on the website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

I really should not be enjoying this as much as I am. 

#5281
16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck, Taylor doesn't even get a mention on the company website. Even the Beaumont area receptionist, Deborah, is on the website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

I thought I saw mention of him on the finance page. At least there is a reference to 6 digits on that page.

#5284
1 hour ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

The fact that this moron is at a Christmas party for something entirely unrelated to athletics and is sporting aggy gear and giving a gig 'em in every image of him is just...sad, really. I guarantee he was wearing it in the hopes that someone would recognize him as an "insider" and ask him about his recruiting "business."

I never understood how some people are so tied to their fan hood.  I love UT football and have been active on message boards since for the last 15 years.  i listen to all the podcasts on my drive to work and read articles while dropping a deuce.  With that said, UT football doesn’t even come close to the list of actual real priorities in life.  If my wife or work requires me to skip a game, I don’t think twice about it.  Yet this dumbfuck let his fan hood ruin marriage, his career, reputation, and relationship with his kids.  All for what?  In hope that your college team succeeds?  

#5285
1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

the number of views is about to exceed 187.  By a lot.

Almost up to 400 already. Whatever employee posted it must be starting to get a bit suspicious.

#5286

If I lived in Houston, I would offer Premier Pools a multi-year contract on Pool Cleaning so long as Taylor Hamm was assigned to it and was required to drain my pool and paint a big ass Longhorn in it.  Then scrub it every week.   So I could post pictures here.

#5287
15 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I never understood how some people are so tied to their fan hood.  I love UT football and have been active on message boards since for the last 15 years.  i listen to all the podcasts on my drive to work and read articles while dropping a deuce.  With that said, UT football doesn’t even come close to the list of actual real priorities in life.  If my wife or work requires me to skip a game, I don’t think twice about it.  Yet this dumbfuck let his fan hood ruin marriage, his career, reputation, and relationship with his kids.  All for what?  In hope that your college team succeeds?  

Jimbo effect.

#5288

My favorite part is the look little Hamm gets from the guy on his right at the 0:55 mark. That guy is probably thinking, "Is that the guy I was warned to look out for in the bathroom?"

#5290

That video is amazing...plus I think I know another dude it there.  At the :44 mark there's a dude w/ a red polo shirt on.  He's a Sooner but I don't think he works pools.  Last I knew he was the sales manager at a Houston TV station.  That pool company buy a lot of air time?

#5292

I’m embarrassed for him and I hate the guy.

I mean what kinda douche still spikes his hair with LA Looks gel in his mid 30s? Fuckin clown.

#5294
1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Which Houston Surly resident is going to win the biggest rep award by hiring Hamm to clean their pool?

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#5296

Lots of leaves to scoop out today with all this wind. After a hard day he's going to log in to this thread and feel so much pride.

#5298

This hits close to home because my pool guy has had to clean leaves for me, too. Also, I have been fired twice recently. Actually no to that last bit.

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