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#5354

I live about 10 min from that pool place’s office... no pool, but may have to drop in for a quote for the lulz

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#5357
15 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

I live about 10 min from that pool place’s office... no pool, but may have to drop in for a quote for the lulz

You can’t not do it now

#5358
2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Can’t believe you forgot his highly successful real estate venture with his now ex wife, you know the one where he never had any listings...

He couldn’t lose what he never had.

He really did have a job recruiting for A&M once before 247 fired him. 

#5360

Oh, I just mean he did nothing in real estate. I realize he was technically a licensed realtor. His wife wanted him to stop chasing HS boys and spend some time with his family. Instead, he’s married to aggy now and spends his time hanging out with underage boys and wearing soiled jock straps on his head. 

#5366
4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Now we know why Hamm was at the water park 

 

 

What is the full story on this again? Also, what mother would let their kids go to a water park with this guy? 

#5367
18 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

I wonder if Hamm took a peak at his coworkers' dongs in the restroom?

Dude....he’s a pool cleaner....not a meat gazer. Advantage aggy

#5370
36 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Dude....he’s a pool cleaner....not a meat gazer. Advantage aggy

He wasn't gazing; he was judging. Meat judging is one of their skills their only skill.

#5371
What is the full story on this again? Also, what mother would let their kids go to a water park with this guy? 
Hamm was at a Vype magazine photoshoot along with other members of the recruiting media services. Someone got a pic of Hamm with aggy recruits.
That someone sent it to me in a DM on Twitter.
The rest is history.
#5372
14 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Heres an idea. Lets crowd fund a bunch of money for a Hamm vs. EJ cage match. 

We could call it " pizza boy vs the poolboy!"

If you were to tell me that there was someone EJ could beat in a cage match, I wouldn't believe you... until I remembered the existence of Taylor Hamm.

#5373
Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

If you were to tell me that there was someone EJ could beat in a cage match, I wouldn't believe you... until I remembered the existence of Taylor Hamm.

Hamm has that weird feral rat energy, like Charlie from Always Sunny. EJ is soft. Hamm either wins or is DQ'd for below-the-belt cheating shit.

#5377
7 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

If Hamm’s ex-old lady had waited a year, she could have been banging the pool boy. 

Ummmm...she probably was. It was just a different pool boy that wasn’t Taylor.

#5378
29 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

If Hamm’s ex-old lady had waited a year, she could have been banging the pool boy. 

as if hamm could do any banging.

he's the bangee, not the banger

#5379
2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If you were to tell me that there was someone EJ could beat in a cage match, I wouldn't believe you... until I remembered the existence of Taylor Hamm.

Never go in against a pool boy when death is on the line.

#5380
19 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:


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this picture should appear if you look up douchebag in the dictionary.

#5381

Or the poster boy for legalized abortion. Is that a rusty  piece of coat hanger sticking out of the top of his head ?

#5387
4 hours ago, EastTexan said:

Photo shop. Gotta be too much junk.

That's his FUPA.

#5389
13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Toilet smurf on Twitter has the petal to the metal.

Guess he doesn't get the kids this year and he is raging. 

#5390
19 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Toilet smurf on Twitter has the petal to the metal.

For those of us that have been blocked by Toilet Smurf on Twitter, please share.

#5393
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Toilet smurf on Twitter has the petal to the metal.

Like a guns n roses kinda thing?

#5394
1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Been blocked for two years. Somebody send LHF the bat signal.

He said he was taking Christmas Eve/Christmas off unless something crazy happened.

#5399
28 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

 

Watch him regress from pool cleaner to septic tank cleaner by next year.

You have to work your way up to Walmart greeter. 

#5400
11 hours ago, Leanderman said:

 

Watch him regress from pool cleaner to septic tank cleaner by next year.

Hamm is too short to reach the pedals on the Honey Wagon.  

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