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40 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Probably should have embraced his wife more.

He tried, but he got stuck.

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Soneone with twitter needs to respond to this tweet with “oh, so you stole yet another move out of Liucci’s playbook.” Hell lose his fucking mind. 

No need to tweet him. He reads this thread already.
4 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

General rule of thumb: if someone boasts about how much money he makes, he's lying. 

Make them post that paycheck stub bro...

6 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

General rule of thumb: if someone boasts about how much money he makes, he's lying. 

If you make enough money, the goal is to make as little as possible.  So yes, that's a foolish brag and almost certainly lying whatever figure he throws out.  

1 minute ago, Treefidy said:

If you make enough money, the goal is to make as little as possible.  So yes, that's a foolish brag and almost certainly lying whatever figure he throws out.  

Keep that W2 income at $50k and rollover any losses on K1s. Hamm obviously knows  this. 

2 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

I’m guess “busting scoop” is code for working a truck stop glory hole?

Working implies that he is doing it for compensation and not that he just loves glory holes.

41 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Working implies that he is doing it for compensation and not that he just loves glory holes.

He gets older, the glory holes stay the same size.

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Probably really wants one ... can’t afford it.

3 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Working implies that he is doing it for compensation and not that he just loves glory holes.

That is passive income for Hamm. And tax-free to boot. 

Amazing is the fact that 16 or 17 year old kids meet a middle aged dork in a restroom and still commit to the gomers. Meeting him under those circumstances alone would scare off 99 percent of most kids.

16 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Member when hamm claimed to be fielding lots of recruiting coordinator offers from some serious college programs?
I do

South Harmon Institute of Technology tried to hire him

Just need one recruit to publicly say A&M didn't make Top 10 because of that weird recruiting/facebook dude. 

13 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

Keep that W2 income at $50k and rollover any losses on K1s. Hamm obviously knows  this. 

W2 at 85k...  need the "verifiable" income for bank loans...  Makes it easier that way when doing personal financing if your self employed... But yes, we try to make as little as possible.  In fact I'm dead broke with a mountain of debt...  

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"I'm a proud graduate of a little college in New Haven. You know the one.... Southern Connecticut State."

Karen has to suck her own life force now that Brewster and his toothpick legs are gone?

3 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

"New Year's Night" bowl

 

New Year's Eve's Night.

22 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

New Year's Eve's Night.

In fairness, the game may still be going past midnight with all of the passing the NC State will be doing. 

43 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

New Year's Eve's Night.

When a bunch of bars have that game on in the backgroundon NYE and all the drunks arent even watching, will aggy claim them as viewers?   

"I went out to watch the aggy game, and I'll tell ya, the place was PACKED! " 

2 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

"New Year's Night" bowl

 

Just like tu. Same as those sips.  New Years* bowl. 

 

*New Years eve. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

What do you think?

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putting '97 on there when they lost the championship game is bad enough, but putting '10 on there when didn't even play in the championship game is next-level aggy stupidity.  

Not to mention their 2 fake national titles before national titles were even awarded.

8 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

South Harmon Institute of Technology tried to hire him

But then Jonah and his fucking Hill just had to go all silly and poor aggy hamm, being the intellectual ant he is, did indeed follow a recruit to the bathroom and asked him about his weiner. 

Fortunately just when this thread was lagging really hard, toilet smurf was able to cash in enough aluminum cans at the recycler to get his internet turned back on. #thankful

Those are all old tweets.

I assume they are being dug up because hamm wrote that last one after kyler transfered and tate decommitted  and they were left with Mond.  

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14 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Those are all old tweets.

I assume they are being dug up because hamm wrote that last one after kyler transfered and tate decommitted  and they were left with Mond.  

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5 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Those are all old tweets.

I assume they are being dug up because hamm wrote that last one after kyler transfered and tate decommitted  and they were left with Mond.  

If we can't revisit and enjoy idiotic dipshit comments by Hamm, in his quest to be a college football recruiting director, then the terrorists have truly won.

Hamm has been put in his place and not tweet. Maybe jimbo, aggy, I dont know. He has never been this silent.

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hamm has been put in his place and not tweet. Maybe jimbo, aggy, I dont know. He has never been this silent.

He did just spoil Jalen Wydermyer's commitment, so there's flashes of the old Hamm.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He did just spoil Jalen Wydermyer's commitment, so there's flashes of the old Hamm.

That’s the only notable thing to happen to aggy recruiting in weeks. I am pretty sure Hamm is subject to Jimbo’s recruiting and also monthly cycle. 

On 12/3/2018 at 2:35 AM, Sejjr said:

That is passive income for Hamm. And tax-free to boot. 

Just because they play him with quarters doesn’t make it tax-free. 

Wherefore art thou

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We're worried about you

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(Not really)  It's just boring and this is page 100.  Get your fat ass up and say stupid shit for our amusement!

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On 12/3/2018 at 8:39 AM, Bevo14 said:

South Harmon Institute of Technology tried to hire him

Hamm did quite well for himself at South Harmon Institute of Technology.tenor.gif?itemid=3528813

10 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Wow, 5’7” Kyler dwarfs Hamm...

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Publicly bashing and disowning Kyler for two years and then pulling something like that on the night he wins the heisman is so perfectly aggy.

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