December 12, 20187 yr 35 minutes ago, Scholz said: He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job. Still cant put my finger on how this is a bad thing.Â
December 12, 20187 yr 29 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said: Our pool needs cleaning so this thread really hits home Solid humblebrag, as long as you’re not talking about an above ground model.
December 12, 20187 yr Why does flashbacks of Bill Murray and the candy bar in the pool suddenly come to mind?
December 12, 20187 yr Hamm: Your place gotta pool? Surly: Pool and a toilet. Toilet would be good for you.
December 12, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Looks too tall there Or maybe that's a actual-size hundy he's floating on? Edited December 12, 20187 yr by Sejjr
December 12, 20187 yr Needs maroon shorts with SEC logo (or GOAT). Edited December 12, 20187 yr by Wishbone
December 12, 20187 yr Hamm makes fun of EJ for being a pizza boy and turns into an actual pool boy. Â
December 12, 20187 yr "Filthy pool got you in a jam? Just trust the Hamm!"Â (photo cred to longhornfrenzy)Â
December 12, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Radical Larry said: Somebody got drunk and shit in the pool, ok? It’s a Baby Ruth candy bar.
December 12, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Leanderman said: Why does flashbacks of Bill Murray and the candy bar in the pool suddenly come to mind? Because I posted it on the previous page? (Though the gif doesn't seem to be showing now)
December 12, 20187 yr Surely one of you glorious bastards has a pool boy scene in one of your midget porn collections, no?
December 13, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Wishbone said: It’s a Baby Ruth candy bar. Wrong movie... Don't fall for no banana in the tailpipeÂ
December 13, 20187 yr It's really the perfect job for a divorced, broke loser. He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job.Hamm is no Morris Buttermaker.
December 13, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, Telegraph_it said: Do you guys know how many frikin pools are in the Aggy network!?!?!?! Hamm is getting in on another gold mine. Just one shallow gene pool.Â
December 13, 20187 yr Texas is playing in the Sugar Bowl and Hamm is selling pools. I really don’t know how to post gifs but if I did, I would post the one of Mullet Stiffler doing the yes, that is awesome from Old School. Â
December 13, 20187 yr Aggy network really came through for Hamm. He put out the word that he was looking for a job, and that he has experience driving all over Houston metro and skimming.
December 13, 20187 yr Did you say he is getting into the pool business or the stool business? Asking for a friend.
December 13, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, Scholz said: It's really the perfect job for a divorced, broke loser. He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job. Over/under on how long before he quits or gets fired? Â
December 13, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, Leanderman said: Did you say he is getting into the pool business or the stool business? Asking for a friend. Perhaps "spool".... Â
December 13, 20187 yr 59 minutes ago, Newy25 said: Texas is playing in the Sugar Bowl and Hamm is selling pools. I really don’t know how to post gifs but if I did, I would post the one of Mullet Stiffler doing the yes, that is awesome from Old School. Â
December 13, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Leanderman said: Did you say he is getting into the pool business or the stool business? Asking for a friend. Sumlin’s pool boy?Â
December 13, 20187 yr I'm disappointed that there aren't enough aggy's to support the best in the biz. Guy built the Rockets, Stros, Scout, and 247. It will be a sad day in the recruiting world when Taylor hangs up his scrubber and sticks to pools and affirmative action.Â
December 13, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Hanrahan said: T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping. Minor setback for a major comeback cumback.
December 13, 20187 yr In all seriousness, I'm expecting one day to open this thread to read he hung himself or went homicidal. Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest. His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools. Life has already beat the shit out of him. What's the point of the internet beating him down even further?
December 13, 20187 yr 28 minutes ago, Hanrahan said: T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping.
December 13, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Wiler77 said: In all seriousness, I'm expecting one day to open this thread to read he hung himself or went homicidal. Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest. His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools. Life has already beat the shit out of him. What's the point of the internet beating him down even further? Honestly, if we stopped paying attention to him it'd probably accelerate the slide. Our rubbernecking gives him strength.
December 13, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Wiler77 said: In all seriousness, I'm expecting one day to open this thread to read he hung himself or went homicidal. Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest. His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools. Life has already beat the shit out of him. What's the point of the internet beating him down even further? What the hell? HE destroyed his marriage, HE cost himself every job he's ever had, and now he is paying the cost. Karma rarely comes around to those who are so shitty, but he earned his trip down to cleaning toilets. He has also been a complete troll and asshole on the internet and deserves whatever the intertubes dish out.
December 13, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, rickyspub said: What the hell? HE destroyed his marriage, HE cost himself every job he's ever had, and now he is paying the cost. Karma rarely comes around to those who are so shitty, but he earned his trip down to cleaning toilets. He has also been a complete troll and asshole on the internet and deserves whatever the intertubes dish out. Not has been. Continues to be a troll on the internet.Â
December 13, 20187 yr He's a complete asshole and it's funny. That's why. It's called schadenfreude. Be more German.
December 13, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Scholz said: He's a complete asshole and it's funny. That's why. It's called schadenfreude. Be more German. That might be the first time that has been said in the history of ever. And I'm german.Â
December 13, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: That might be the first time that has been said in the history of ever. And I'm german.Â
December 13, 20187 yr Hamm's: From the land of sky blue waters. Â Â Edited December 13, 20187 yr by Deej
December 13, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Deej said: Hamm's: From the land of sky blue waters. Â Â Did you know Taylor Ham is a thing in New Jersey? I didn't until this week. Yeah, it's a fucking pork product not unlike spam, which I think dovetails with the Taylor Hamm we've all come to know as well.
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