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So now he’s scooping pools instead of aggy?

35 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job.

Still cant put my finger on how this is a bad thing. 

29 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Our pool needs cleaning so this thread really hits home

Solid humblebrag, as long as you’re not talking about an above ground model.

Why does flashbacks of Bill Murray and the candy bar in the pool suddenly come to mind?

Hamm: Your place gotta pool?

Surly: Pool and a toilet. Toilet would be good for you.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Looks too tall there

Or maybe that's a actual-size hundy he's floating on?

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He has had a lot of background around scum and bacteria. Perfect fit.

Needs maroon shorts with SEC logo (or GOAT).

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31 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

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should be floating inside toilet

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Somebody got drunk and shit in the pool, ok?

It’s a Baby Ruth candy bar.

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Why does flashbacks of Bill Murray and the candy bar in the pool suddenly come to mind?

Because I posted it on the previous page?

(Though the gif doesn't seem to be showing now)

Surely one of you glorious bastards has a pool boy scene in one of your midget porn collections, no?

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

It’s a Baby Ruth candy bar.

Wrong movie...

Don't fall for no banana in the tailpipe 

It's really the perfect job for a divorced, broke loser.  He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job.

Hamm is no Morris Buttermaker.
6 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

Do you guys know how many frikin pools are in the Aggy network!?!?!?! Hamm is getting in on another gold mine. 

Just one shallow gene pool. 

Texas is playing in the Sugar Bowl and Hamm is selling pools. 

I really don’t know how to post gifs but if I did, I would post the one of Mullet Stiffler doing the yes, that is awesome from Old School.  

Aggy network really came through for Hamm. 

He put out the word that he was looking for a job, and that he has experience driving all over Houston metro and skimming.

Did you say he is getting into the pool business or the stool business? Asking for a friend.

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

It's really the perfect job for a divorced, broke loser.  He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job.

Over/under on how long before he quits or gets fired? 

 

11 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Did you say he is getting into the pool business or the stool business? Asking for a friend.

Perhaps "spool"....

 

59 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Texas is playing in the Sugar Bowl and Hamm is selling pools. 

I really don’t know how to post gifs but if I did, I would post the one of Mullet Stiffler doing the yes, that is awesome from Old School.  

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1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Did you say he is getting into the pool business or the stool business? Asking for a friend.

Sumlin’s pool boy? 

I'm disappointed that there aren't enough aggy's to support the best in the biz. Guy built the Rockets, Stros, Scout, and 247. It will be a sad day in the recruiting world when Taylor hangs up his scrubber and sticks to pools and affirmative action. 

T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping.

7 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping.

Minor setback for a major comeback cumback.

In all seriousness, I'm expecting one day to open this thread to read he hung himself or went homicidal.

Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest.  His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools.  Life has already beat the shit out of him.  What's the point of the internet beating him down even further?

28 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping.

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5 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

In all seriousness, I'm expecting one day to open this thread to read he hung himself or went homicidal.

Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest.  His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools.  Life has already beat the shit out of him.  What's the point of the internet beating him down even further?

Honestly, if we stopped paying attention to him it'd probably accelerate the slide. Our rubbernecking gives him strength.

5 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

In all seriousness, I'm expecting one day to open this thread to read he hung himself or went homicidal.

Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest.  His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools.  Life has already beat the shit out of him.  What's the point of the internet beating him down even further?

What the hell? HE destroyed his marriage, HE cost himself every job he's ever had, and now he is paying the cost. Karma rarely comes around to those who are so shitty, but he earned his trip down to cleaning toilets. He has also been a complete troll and asshole on the internet and deserves whatever the intertubes dish out.

6 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

What the hell? HE destroyed his marriage, HE cost himself every job he's ever had, and now he is paying the cost. Karma rarely comes around to those who are so shitty, but he earned his trip down to cleaning toilets. He has also been a complete troll and asshole on the internet and deserves whatever the intertubes dish out.

Not has been. Continues to be a troll on the internet. 

He's a complete asshole and it's funny.  That's why.  It's called schadenfreude.  Be more German.

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He's a complete asshole and it's funny.  That's why.  It's called schadenfreude.  Be more German.

That might be the first time that has been said in the history of ever. And I'm german. 

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That might be the first time that has been said in the history of ever. And I'm german. 

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Hamm's: From the land of sky blue waters.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hamm's: From the land of sky blue waters.

 

 

Did you know Taylor Ham is a thing in New Jersey? I didn't until this week. Yeah, it's a fucking pork product not unlike spam, which I think dovetails with the Taylor Hamm we've all come to know as well.

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