Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (â‹®) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 9.6k
  • Views 1.3m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

14 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

cartoon-dancing-pig-1.gif

Now that's what I call Pork Roll.

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Yep, everyone copied your facebook page dipshit. 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

This is the cuck that I loved to hate. Just keep your fucking kids out of it.

How much $$$ is on the table for toilet smurf and meemaw to both be this confident?  7 figs to the Shepherd family and 6 figs/year to FWK as a handler to keep sending recruits their way?

If he does should be a huge flashing beacon to the NCAA that something is rotten in Denmark.

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

If he does should be a huge flashing beacon to the NCAA that something is rotten in Denmark.

When you think the NCAA will do anything:

giphy.gif

(shoutout to the early internet humans that get the connection)

10 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

If he does should be a huge flashing beacon to the NCAA that something is rotten in Denmark.

Yeah because they’ll do something about an SEC team cheating.  Probably death penalty. 

Edited by fattyflattie

If any SEC team will be the sacrificial lamb for the rampant SEC cheating, it will be aggy. 

17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

In Aggies defense, they got stuck with Hamm... They have to have something to balance him out.

52 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Hey, Hambone. Fuck yourself! You’re a shitty parent and a shifty person. Licking some other dudes jizz out of your wife’s pussy is a baaaad look. 

34 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

EJ posts on the Surly.

I thought that was where he got his intel

 

pool boy smurf caught and called out...……………..again. Someone send these to texasags and watch the fireworks.

In Aggies defense, they got stuck with Hamm... They have to have something to balance him out.
Wat? What does New Mexico State have to do with the toilet smurf?
10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

This is the type of shit some of you degenerates need to remember when you start posting the whiny shit about "feeling bad" for that idiot.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

v

 

Could be true... but somehow it feels like Hamm getting played again...

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

v

 

I have a feeling that Hamm is getting trolled on this one. I am sure FWK does not enjoy being brought into this shit. 

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

I have a feeling that Hamm is getting trolled on this one. I am sure FWK does not enjoy being brought into this shit. 

Why would FWK be on his to Shepherd's HS then?

It wouldn't surprise me - at all - if Shepherd doesn't sign today and takes a OV to aggy in a couple weeks.

 

It also wouldn't surprise me if Shepherd is just fucking around and actually signs today.

 

When is the last time Hamm posted anything from FWK's workout facility?  He used to be out there every weekend - now everything FWK does appears to be through Texags. 

Edited by Hiphopopotamos

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Why would FWK be on his to Shepherd's HS then?

Just thought the same thing.  Hamm is most likely...again...full of shit.

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Why would FWK be on his to Shepherd's HS then?

He is going to rip up Shepherd's NLI and put him in a hammer lock in front of the whole school and show the world who runs this recruitment. - Hamm's next breaking news

He is doing anything he can to keep his name in the news.

Taylor Hamm is blowing up Shepherd's phone like a neckbeard searching for his manic pixie dream girl on Facebook.

46 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

When is the last time Hamm posted anything from FWK's workout facility?  He used to be out there every weekend - now everything FWK does appears to be through Texags. 

1. He is busy cleaning pools.

2. He can't afford the gas.

how is it a commode stalking pool boy can grab the attention of these folks? who are the clowns who are backing him?

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

how is it a commode stalking pool boy can grab the attention of these folks? who are the clowns who are backing him?

In the same way people like to rubber-neck at a car accident, a lot of folks are hanging around to watch Hamm eat a bullet. 

Told you guys before, everything this dipshit does is a recruting violation. He should get the Warren A. Gilbert treatment.

5 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Told you guys before, everything this dipshit does is a recruting violation. He should get the Warren A. Gilbert treatment.
 

I'm not sure it could be argued that he is helping anyone

Just now, williemackgarza said:

Ol hamm.
Like the herpies.
Just keeps on giving.
Year round

Negged for not being a haiku.

 

hamm is like farting in a fan factory, you only care for about 2 seconds.

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

It wouldn't surprise me - at all - if Shepherd doesn't sign today and takes a OV to aggy in a couple weeks.

 

It also wouldn't surprise me if Shepherd is just fucking around and actually signs today.

 

When is the last time Hamm posted anything from FWK's workout facility?  He used to be out there every weekend - now everything FWK does appears to be through Texags. 

Maybe Shepherd needs a new car....before he signs with Texas.

33 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Negged for not being a haiku.

You probably don’t like Robert Frost, either.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.