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2 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Would you say you are a eugoogler?

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Who is this? A pool boy for ants!

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Any of you Htown fucks get hamm to clean their pool Ill throw in a C note to the cause, just for the lulz.

I live about 10 min from that pool place’s office... no pool, but may have to drop in for a quote for the lulz

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Hamm runs a shovel and bromine tablets. You wouldnt see him for a new construction pool quote.

This thread is a (highly metaphorical) rollercoaster... y’all get WAY too upset about shit he says, then y’all CRUSH him with shit like this. I love it

15 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

I live about 10 min from that pool place’s office... no pool, but may have to drop in for a quote for the lulz

You can’t not do it now

2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Can’t believe you forgot his highly successful real estate venture with his now ex wife, you know the one where he never had any listings...

He couldn’t lose what he never had.

He really did have a job recruiting for A&M once before 247 fired him. 

Oh, I just mean he did nothing in real estate. I realize he was technically a licensed realtor. His wife wanted him to stop chasing HS boys and spend some time with his family. Instead, he’s married to aggy now and spends his time hanging out with underage boys and wearing soiled jock straps on his head. 

Heres an idea. Lets crowd fund a bunch of money for a Hamm vs. EJ cage match. 

We could call it " pizza boy vs the poolboy!"

4 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

We could call it " pizza boy vs the poolboy!"

Sounds like a gay porno.

How is that twitter post still up? Out of all the things posted on twitter that is one of the worst. 

4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Now we know why Hamm was at the water park 

 

 

What is the full story on this again? Also, what mother would let their kids go to a water park with this guy? 

18 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

I wonder if Hamm took a peak at his coworkers' dongs in the restroom?

Dude....he’s a pool cleaner....not a meat gazer. Advantage aggy

39 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Now we know why Hamm was at the water park 

 

 

This is ... glorious.

36 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Dude....he’s a pool cleaner....not a meat gazer. Advantage aggy

He wasn't gazing; he was judging. Meat judging is one of their skills their only skill.

What is the full story on this again? Also, what mother would let their kids go to a water park with this guy? 
Hamm was at a Vype magazine photoshoot along with other members of the recruiting media services. Someone got a pic of Hamm with aggy recruits.
That someone sent it to me in a DM on Twitter.
The rest is history.
14 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Heres an idea. Lets crowd fund a bunch of money for a Hamm vs. EJ cage match. 

We could call it " pizza boy vs the poolboy!"

If you were to tell me that there was someone EJ could beat in a cage match, I wouldn't believe you... until I remembered the existence of Taylor Hamm.

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

If you were to tell me that there was someone EJ could beat in a cage match, I wouldn't believe you... until I remembered the existence of Taylor Hamm.

Hamm has that weird feral rat energy, like Charlie from Always Sunny. EJ is soft. Hamm either wins or is DQ'd for below-the-belt cheating shit.

Ej gets his powers from soy frappes.

Hamm gets his from the aggy network. 

Ej wins when Hamm is fired again. 

If Hamm’s ex-old lady had waited a year, she could have been banging the pool boy. 

7 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

If Hamm’s ex-old lady had waited a year, she could have been banging the pool boy. 

Ummmm...she probably was. It was just a different pool boy that wasn’t Taylor.

29 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

If Hamm’s ex-old lady had waited a year, she could have been banging the pool boy. 

as if hamm could do any banging.

he's the bangee, not the banger

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If you were to tell me that there was someone EJ could beat in a cage match, I wouldn't believe you... until I remembered the existence of Taylor Hamm.

Never go in against a pool boy when death is on the line.

19 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:


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this picture should appear if you look up douchebag in the dictionary.

Or the poster boy for legalized abortion. Is that a rusty  piece of coat hanger sticking out of the top of his head ?

44 minutes ago, RabidM said:

 

Photo shop. Gotta be too much junk.

Just now, EastTexan said:

Photo shop. Gotta be too much junk.

too tall imo

4 hours ago, EastTexan said:

Photo shop. Gotta be too much junk.

That's his FUPA.

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Toilet smurf on Twitter has the petal to the metal.

Guess he doesn't get the kids this year and he is raging. 

19 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Toilet smurf on Twitter has the petal to the metal.

For those of us that have been blocked by Toilet Smurf on Twitter, please share.

For those of us that have been blocked by Toilet Smurf on Twitter, please share.
@toiletsmurf. Not 6 figs.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Toilet smurf on Twitter has the petal to the metal.

Like a guns n roses kinda thing?

1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Been blocked for two years. Somebody send LHF the bat signal.

He said he was taking Christmas Eve/Christmas off unless something crazy happened.

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

More like Guns in Noses. We can hope. 

Nothing warms the heart like hoping for a person to commit suicide on Christmas Day 

12 minutes ago, Sensitive Ponytail Man said:

Nothing warms the heart like hoping for a person to commit suicide on Christmas Day 

username checks out

 

Watch him regress from pool cleaner to septic tank cleaner by next year.

28 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

 

Watch him regress from pool cleaner to septic tank cleaner by next year.

You have to work your way up to Walmart greeter. 

11 hours ago, Leanderman said:

 

Watch him regress from pool cleaner to septic tank cleaner by next year.

Hamm is too short to reach the pedals on the Honey Wagon.  

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