December 21, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Magus Ossis said: Would you say you are a eugoogler? Who is this? A pool boy for ants!
December 21, 20187 yr Any of you Htown fucks get hamm to clean their pool Ill throw in a C note to the cause, just for the lulz.
December 21, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Magus Ossis said: Would you say you are a eugoogler? He's ambi googler
December 21, 20187 yr I live about 10 min from that pool place’s office... no pool, but may have to drop in for a quote for the lulz Edited December 21, 20187 yr by Etexhorn13
December 21, 20187 yr Hamm runs a shovel and bromine tablets. You wouldnt see him for a new construction pool quote.
December 21, 20187 yr This thread is a (highly metaphorical) rollercoaster... y’all get WAY too upset about shit he says, then y’all CRUSH him with shit like this. I love it
December 21, 20187 yr 15 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said: I live about 10 min from that pool place’s office... no pool, but may have to drop in for a quote for the lulz You can’t not do it now
December 21, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said: Can’t believe you forgot his highly successful real estate venture with his now ex wife, you know the one where he never had any listings... He couldn’t lose what he never had. He really did have a job recruiting for A&M once before 247 fired him.Â
December 21, 20187 yr He couldn’t lose what he never had. He really did have a job recruiting for A&M once before 247 fired him.Â
December 21, 20187 yr Oh, I just mean he did nothing in real estate. I realize he was technically a licensed realtor. His wife wanted him to stop chasing HS boys and spend some time with his family. Instead, he’s married to aggy now and spends his time hanging out with underage boys and wearing soiled jock straps on his head.Â
December 21, 20187 yr Heres an idea. Lets crowd fund a bunch of money for a Hamm vs. EJ cage match. We could call it " pizza boy vs the poolboy!"
December 21, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, NorLa Horns said: We could call it " pizza boy vs the poolboy!" Sounds like a gay porno.
December 21, 20187 yr http:// https://mobile.twitter.com/_taylorhamm/status/911365608364822528?lang=en  Jesus. This is awful in retrospect.
December 21, 20187 yr How is that twitter post still up? Out of all the things posted on twitter that is one of the worst.Â
December 21, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said: Now we know why Hamm was at the water park   What is the full story on this again? Also, what mother would let their kids go to a water park with this guy?Â
December 21, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, Terry Silver said: I wonder if Hamm took a peak at his coworkers' dongs in the restroom? Dude....he’s a pool cleaner....not a meat gazer. Advantage aggy
December 21, 20187 yr 39 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said: Now we know why Hamm was at the water park   This is ... glorious.
December 21, 20187 yr 36 minutes ago, Harvdog said: Dude....he’s a pool cleaner....not a meat gazer. Advantage aggy He wasn't gazing; he was judging. Meat judging is one of their skills their only skill.
December 21, 20187 yr What is the full story on this again? Also, what mother would let their kids go to a water park with this guy? Hamm was at a Vype magazine photoshoot along with other members of the recruiting media services. Someone got a pic of Hamm with aggy recruits.That someone sent it to me in a DM on Twitter.The rest is history.
December 21, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, NorLa Horns said: Heres an idea. Lets crowd fund a bunch of money for a Hamm vs. EJ cage match. We could call it " pizza boy vs the poolboy!" If you were to tell me that there was someone EJ could beat in a cage match, I wouldn't believe you... until I remembered the existence of Taylor Hamm.
December 21, 20187 yr Just now, Walden Ponderer said: If you were to tell me that there was someone EJ could beat in a cage match, I wouldn't believe you... until I remembered the existence of Taylor Hamm. Hamm has that weird feral rat energy, like Charlie from Always Sunny. EJ is soft. Hamm either wins or is DQ'd for below-the-belt cheating shit.
December 21, 20187 yr Ej gets his powers from soy frappes. Hamm gets his from the aggy network. Ej wins when Hamm is fired again.Â
December 21, 20187 yr If Hamm’s ex-old lady had waited a year, she could have been banging the pool boy.Â
December 21, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Harvdog said: If Hamm’s ex-old lady had waited a year, she could have been banging the pool boy. Ummmm...she probably was. It was just a different pool boy that wasn’t Taylor.
December 22, 20187 yr 29 minutes ago, Harvdog said: If Hamm’s ex-old lady had waited a year, she could have been banging the pool boy. as if hamm could do any banging. he's the bangee, not the banger
December 22, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said: If you were to tell me that there was someone EJ could beat in a cage match, I wouldn't believe you... until I remembered the existence of Taylor Hamm. Never go in against a pool boy when death is on the line.
December 22, 20187 yr 19 hours ago, TKthunder2 said: this picture should appear if you look up douchebag in the dictionary.
December 22, 20187 yr Or the poster boy for legalized abortion. Is that a rusty piece of coat hanger sticking out of the top of his head ?
December 22, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said: https://twitter.com/MBHORNSFAN/status/1076563267995213832?s=19 Â
December 22, 20187 yr https://twitter.com/MBHORNSFAN/status/1076563267995213832?s=19I am deadSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
December 23, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, EastTexan said: Photo shop. Gotta be too much junk. That's his FUPA.
December 25, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, markstanco said: Toilet smurf on Twitter has the petal to the metal. Guess he doesn't get the kids this year and he is raging.Â
December 25, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, markstanco said: Toilet smurf on Twitter has the petal to the metal. For those of us that have been blocked by Toilet Smurf on Twitter, please share.
December 25, 20187 yr For those of us that have been blocked by Toilet Smurf on Twitter, please share.@toiletsmurf. Not 6 figs.
December 25, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, markstanco said: Toilet smurf on Twitter has the petal to the metal. Like a guns n roses kinda thing?
December 25, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said: Been blocked for two years. Somebody send LHF the bat signal. He said he was taking Christmas Eve/Christmas off unless something crazy happened.
December 25, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, KYHorn said: Like a guns n roses kinda thing? More like Guns in Noses. We can hope.Â
December 25, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: More like Guns in Noses. We can hope. Nothing warms the heart like hoping for a person to commit suicide on Christmas DayÂ
December 25, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Sensitive Ponytail Man said: Nothing warms the heart like hoping for a person to commit suicide on Christmas Day username checks out
December 25, 20187 yr 28 minutes ago, Leanderman said: Â Watch him regress from pool cleaner to septic tank cleaner by next year. You have to work your way up to Walmart greeter.Â
December 26, 20186 yr 11 hours ago, Leanderman said: Â Watch him regress from pool cleaner to septic tank cleaner by next year. Hamm is too short to reach the pedals on the Honey Wagon. Â
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