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#5403
5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Pic from EWR. Y'all weren't kidding. 7d69a3fd59c5a7cdd870aefd55cbfda1.jpg

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Both very popular in New Jersey for some reason.

#5404
1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Hamm's brown nosing of FWK on twitter might be the saddest most pathetic thing he's done to date. 

Ha. What a homo.

#5405
This thread is a (highly metaphorical) rollercoaster... y’all get WAY too upset about shit he says, then y’all CRUSH him with shit like this. I love it
If you call laughing hysterically until your sides hurt 'WAY too upset' well then yeah, we do.
#5407
Hamm has that weird feral rat energy, like Charlie from Always Sunny. EJ is soft. Hamm either wins or is DQ'd for below-the-belt cheating shit.
Feral rat energy?

Like Algernon?
#5411

Welp, he saw an ass whooping. Hope he enjoyed every second. 

Now maybe Georgia just ran out of time, and also decided to prove that they should have been in the playoff by not really trying to win the sugar bowl. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#5419
9 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

 

Just retweeted someone saying that they need to take Georgia's SEC card back. Lol.

Sounds just like a cuck stroking his tiny tiny dick as another man takes his clothes off to fuck the cuck’s wife. I’ve got it on DVR if you need to watch it again.  

Enjoy, Taylor. 

#5421

There are going to be several pissed off pool owners in the Kingwood area today as it is guaranteed Hamm drank himself silly and cried in his moms lap all night last night. 

#5422
4 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

There are going to be several pissed off pool owners rs in the Kingwood area today as it is guaranteed Hamm drank himself silly and cried in his moms lap all night last night. 

They better keep an eye on him lest he wind up at the bottom of one.

#5423
On 1/2/2019 at 10:04 AM, Casual Encounter said:

It’s going to be funny when Georgia rolls them up next season.

Georgia is going to be salty next year. Aggy is going to get their head handed to them. 

#5426
1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:


Can someone post a screenshot of what 6Figs tweeted? That lil bitch blocked me.

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@_TaylorHamm

Geezus Kirby these boys from Austin are the softest group you’ve faced all year!

 

#5432
Rumor of Hammster getting fired from the pool company? Lulz.


But he was in the video and everything. Wouldn’t shock me if the owner pulled the video after seeing it linked here, and did some research which led to Hamm’s demise.
#5433
3 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Division 1? Not sure Hamm could play Pop Warner

Hamm would lose a Special Olympics event even with the faculty of all four limbs. He really needs to be careful that he doesn't drown in a pool.

#5434

Per LHF on the Twitters:

“Somebody sent me a DM. Rumor Hamm was fired from his Pool job. Quick! Somebody call Platinum pools in Kingwood to verify”

#5435
10 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

 


But he was in the video and everything. Wouldn’t shock me if the owner pulled the video after seeing it linked here, and did some research which led to Hamm’s demise.

 

Maybe got caught tweeting or facebooking on company time.

Or maybe the boss, like any normal sane person,  thought following teenagers into the bathroom was a bit creepy. Or riding in tubes at waterparks with teenagers was kinda strange. 

Edited by Dennis Taylor

#5437

ROFL... was tempted to feel sorry for him for half a second, but then I remembered all the shit he talks... fuck him.

#5441
4 hours ago, thepop said:

 

To be fair to Hambone....has Tope played a down of D1 College Football yet???

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#5442

Hamm told himself, this is not my beautiful job

Hamm told himself, this is not my beautiful wife

Letting the days go by, let the pool water hold me down

Letting the days go by, pool water flowing underground

Into the bathroom again, after the money's gone

#5443
4 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

To be fair to Hambone....has Tope played a down of D1 College Football yet???

Imade played in the Sugar Bowl.  He was in the jumbo package when they sent out an extra lineman.

#5445
1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Rumor of Hammster getting fired from the pool company? Lulz.

I mean, it’s what he does...

#5448
Just now, Texasborn91 said:

He for real was working for a pool place? 

Yes, there was even a video of him at the pool company’s Christmas party.

#5449

Oof.

The guy was a friend of a friend of one of my brothers.  He got me into the 2005 Aggie game for $40, back when I was broke as shit.  

I really don’t think he is a genuinely bad person (weird, but not malevolent), but Jesus fucking Christ he sure is a dumb fuck.  It’s like every single decision he makes is the wrong one.  It’s some sort of statistical anomaly, which makes him the poster boy for A&M.

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