December 28, 20186 yr Hamm's brown nosing of FWK on twitter might be the saddest most pathetic thing he's done to date.
December 28, 20186 yr 5 minutes ago, DaysOff said: Pic from EWR. Y'all weren't kidding. Both very popular in New Jersey for some reason.
December 28, 20186 yr 1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Hamm's brown nosing of FWK on twitter might be the saddest most pathetic thing he's done to date. Ha. What a homo.
December 28, 20186 yr This thread is a (highly metaphorical) rollercoaster... y’all get WAY too upset about shit he says, then y’all CRUSH him with shit like this. I love itIf you call laughing hysterically until your sides hurt 'WAY too upset' well then yeah, we do.
December 28, 20186 yr Hamm has that weird feral rat energy, like Charlie from Always Sunny. EJ is soft. Hamm either wins or is DQ'd for below-the-belt cheating shit.Feral rat energy?Like Algernon?
January 2, 20196 yr Welp, he saw an ass whooping. Hope he enjoyed every second. Now maybe Georgia just ran out of time, and also decided to prove that they should have been in the playoff by not really trying to win the sugar bowl. Edited January 2, 20196 yr by Pato del Muerto
January 2, 20196 yr Just retweeted someone saying that they need to take Georgia's SEC card back. Lol.
January 2, 20196 yr 13 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: The replies are fucking outstanding He’s gone awful quiet. Won’t be long before he runs his mouth again.
January 2, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said: Just retweeted someone saying that they need to take Georgia's SEC card back. Lol. Sounds just like a cuck stroking his tiny tiny dick as another man takes his clothes off to fuck the cuck’s wife. I’ve got it on DVR if you need to watch it again. Enjoy, Taylor.
January 2, 20196 yr There are going to be several pissed off pool owners in the Kingwood area today as it is guaranteed Hamm drank himself silly and cried in his moms lap all night last night.
January 2, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said: There are going to be several pissed off pool owners rs in the Kingwood area today as it is guaranteed Hamm drank himself silly and cried in his moms lap all night last night. They better keep an eye on him lest he wind up at the bottom of one.
January 3, 20196 yr On 1/2/2019 at 10:04 AM, Casual Encounter said: It’s going to be funny when Georgia rolls them up next season. Georgia is going to be salty next year. Aggy is going to get their head handed to them.
January 5, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said: Can someone post a screenshot of what 6Figs tweeted? That lil bitch blocked me. Quote @_TaylorHamm Geezus Kirby these boys from Austin are the softest group you’ve faced all year!
January 5, 20196 yr Just now, Bevo14 said: Division 1? Not sure Hamm could play Pop Warner Well, not now. I don't think he's allowed within 100 yards of a school
January 5, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Enchubben said: Rumor of Hammster getting fired from the pool company? Lulz. That would be a great way to start the year lol
January 5, 20196 yr Rumor of Hammster getting fired from the pool company? Lulz.But he was in the video and everything. Wouldn’t shock me if the owner pulled the video after seeing it linked here, and did some research which led to Hamm’s demise.
January 5, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Bevo14 said: Division 1? Not sure Hamm could play Pop Warner Hamm would lose a Special Olympics event even with the faculty of all four limbs. He really needs to be careful that he doesn't drown in a pool.
January 5, 20196 yr Per LHF on the Twitters:“Somebody sent me a DM. Rumor Hamm was fired from his Pool job. Quick! Somebody call Platinum pools in Kingwood to verify”
January 5, 20196 yr 10 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: But he was in the video and everything. Wouldn’t shock me if the owner pulled the video after seeing it linked here, and did some research which led to Hamm’s demise. Maybe got caught tweeting or facebooking on company time. Or maybe the boss, like any normal sane person, thought following teenagers into the bathroom was a bit creepy. Or riding in tubes at waterparks with teenagers was kinda strange. Edited January 5, 20196 yr by Dennis Taylor
January 5, 20196 yr ROFL... was tempted to feel sorry for him for half a second, but then I remembered all the shit he talks... fuck him.
January 5, 20196 yr 20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: How can this get confirmed He's not listed as staff on their website. https://platinumpools.com/staff/
January 5, 20196 yr hamm! you glorious loser. you never disappoint. and for that we laugh at you. again.
January 5, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: He's not listed as staff on their website. https://platinumpools.com/staff/ Not sure he ever was.
January 5, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, thepop said: To be fair to Hambone....has Tope played a down of D1 College Football yet???
January 6, 20196 yr Popular Post Hamm told himself, this is not my beautiful job Hamm told himself, this is not my beautiful wife Letting the days go by, let the pool water hold me down Letting the days go by, pool water flowing underground Into the bathroom again, after the money's gone
January 6, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, EZ$ said: To be fair to Hambone....has Tope played a down of D1 College Football yet??? Imade played in the Sugar Bowl. He was in the jumbo package when they sent out an extra lineman.
January 6, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Enchubben said: Rumor of Hammster getting fired from the pool company? Lulz. I mean, it’s what he does...
January 6, 20196 yr Just now, Richter said: I mean, it’s what he does... Hamm has never been fired, he just runs out of time with the company.
January 6, 20196 yr Just now, Texasborn91 said: He for real was working for a pool place? Yes, there was even a video of him at the pool company’s Christmas party.
January 6, 20196 yr Oof. The guy was a friend of a friend of one of my brothers. He got me into the 2005 Aggie game for $40, back when I was broke as shit. I really don’t think he is a genuinely bad person (weird, but not malevolent), but Jesus fucking Christ he sure is a dumb fuck. It’s like every single decision he makes is the wrong one. It’s some sort of statistical anomaly, which makes him the poster boy for A&M.
January 6, 20196 yr Did that little dipshit request that his thread be deleted? Not sure why the Surly is trying to limit his web exposure, let everyone who wants to know who the real Hamm is read it on Surlyhorns. The truth will set you free!
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