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Funny how that's the line everyone remembers from that skit, when the thing that made me laugh was "Shut up, you drunken whore!"

Edited by Walden Ponderer
To be fair, the whole damned thing was funny.

This is obviously usually about Hamm but what the shit Wescott just retweeted some GRAPHIC piss porn on his SBNation account

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is obviously usually about Hamm but what the shit Wescott just retweeted some GRAPHIC piss porn on his SBNation account

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Time to get off Surly for awhile. I'll try again next week. Maybe after the visits we'll have something to talk about. 

25 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

I don't see a retweet, but still that's bush

Ah yeah, it was a reply (you can click through to the original video if you care), not a retweet, but the point stands.

I had to work late last night. What career field is the six figures pursuing today? 

I had to work late last night. What career field is the six figures pursuing today? 

7v7 recruiting analyst, no really.
12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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I can see how it might come across as inauthentic to prospects for us to mock the sec hype, given how poorly we've performed in our sec matchups recently... 

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2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Sounds like some bullshit. Weird.

It's Hamm...so...actually not weird.

Also, I love posting in this thread bc I know he's reading it religiously.  Hi Taylor! 

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1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I can see how it might come across as inauthentic to prospects for us to mock the sec hype, given how poorly we've performed in our sec matchups recently... 

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9 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Nothing  a shiny new f250 can't fix.

 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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Jimbo has never ever negatively recruited against Texas.  I really really mean that.

As long as they weren’t taking shot after shot at smurf’s Ex it’s ok

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

As long as they weren’t taking shot after shot at smurf’s Ex it’s ok

Pretty sure shes taken shot after shot from a number of people at this point. People who can open jars for her and get items off the top shelves. 

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure shes taken shot after shot from a number of people at this point. People who can open jars for her and get items off the top shelves. 

And reach where her hymen used to sit.

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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The fact Demas talks to this clown says it all.

It’s not Demas. It’s FWK. The same guy that’s feeding him all the shit about Shepherd. 

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Remember those moments where people felt bad about this guy and they wanted to lay off because they felt bad about his professional and marital failures? 

 

Surprised Hamm didn't say everything he reports is ALWAYS 100% accurate and that he never lies.

So a fired pool boy thinks pizza boy is an insult?

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Remember those moments where people felt bad about this guy and they wanted to lay off because they felt bad about his professional and marital failures? 

 

yeah a douche is gonna douche.

Hamm is able to tweet whatever he wants because he knows no one is able to check his facts because he isn’t an actual reporter. I noticed Hamm also made his twitter private recently so people aren’t able to retweet or quote his tweets. He is going further and further into hiding.

^ That's ex-pool boy.

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Just want to make sure I understand everything going on. Hamm is a cuck and so is Jimbo, correct?

Seems simple enough, put things in quotes if they are true Hamm.  Direct quotes from Demas.  

Imagine a man so obsessed with proving Aggy is better than big bad Texas, he spends every waking moment on the internet spreading lies and hate. 

Now imagine that man can’t afford his mortgage 

Remember those moments where people felt bad about this guy and they wanted to lay off because they felt bad about his professional and marital failures? 
 

Same thing dfigs. Fuck these scum
Just now, utfan87 said:

Anyone have hamm's #?

It’s floating around here somewhere. It’d be easier to just Facebook message him. He’s on there all the time. 

7 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

 It’d be easier to just Facebook message him. He’s on there all the time. 

I imagine he has a lot of time on his hands since he got fired ... again.

Hey Hamm:

Gloves are off you pathetic piece of shit. You have proven to be incapable of holding a job (or a wife). On that note, Mrs. Hamm says “Hi”...well maybe...my cock is down her throat so I think that is what she said.

I imagine he has a lot of time on his hands since he got fired ... again.
Say what?


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10 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Perhaps the biggest strike against FWB is that he actually speaks to Hamm on a regular basis. 

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Hamm is running of his last (only) (shitty) source.


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Herman will run fwk out of business and Hamm will take the fall... those two should have learned something from Zach Smith 

3 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Herman will run fwk out of business and Hamm will take the fall... those two should have learned something from Zach Smith 

Let’s hope  

 

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Which tweet was it?

"Man, why are you bringing this heat on Demond for no reason?! Take this shit down man. Ridiculous" --FWK, responding to Hamm

4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

"Man, why are you bringing this heat on Demond for no reason?! Take this shit down man. Ridiculous" --FWK, responding to Hamm

Sorry I meant, which hamm tweet? The one where he claimed to speak to demas?

Translation:

”Texas fans are coming after me and trying to expose me so take that shit down.”

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