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Business of course being Jimbos bag lady who pays off recruits via his so called charity.

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14 hours ago, texifornia said:

She lives!!!

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I think it's hilarious that she thinks Jimbo is above cheating. That tells me that she's actually that crazy and doesn't know shit for inside information. I know Jimbo's track record and some of the shenanigans he pulled with players in Florida. The guy is not above board.

5 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

I think it's hilarious that she thinks Jimbo is above cheating. That tells me that she's actually that crazy and doesn't know shit for inside information. I know Jimbo's track record and some of the shenanigans he pulled with players in Florida. The guy is not above board.

You are missing the more obvious explanation: she's a bagman. She is in on the cheating, and lying about it is second nature now.

Of course she’s his bag hag. Only explanation of her following him across the country and also meeting all the parents and knowing inside info of when their commits are going to drop. So obvious.

Her complaints about the transfers is that she doesn’t want the players to have any power.

1 hour ago, TBGFL said:

I think it's hilarious that she thinks Jimbo is above cheating. That tells me that she's actually that crazy and doesn't know shit for inside information. I know Jimbo's track record and some of the shenanigans he pulled with players in Florida. The guy is not above board.

Yeah, this.   Bagmen and Baghags don't post on social media; she's a dyed-in-the-wool (pun intended) bat-shit crazy stalker.  Why cuck allows her access to the program is incomprehensible to me.  Could it be he was adopted and she is his biological mothership who snapped after years of torturing herself for jettisoning her son?

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You are missing the more obvious explanation: she's a bagman. She is in on the cheating, and lying about it is second nature now.

I contemplated that but still a little far fetched 

2 hours ago, TBGFL said:

I think it's hilarious that she thinks Jimbo is above cheating. That tells me that she's actually that crazy and doesn't know shit for inside information. I know Jimbo's track record and some of the shenanigans he pulled with players in Florida. The guy is not above board.

Jimbo was known as the dirtiest recruiter in florida.

You’re thinking about cheating in black and white. Is the person a bagman or not a bagman? Thats not how it works with people like her. There are bagman, as past articles have detailed, but Karen’s not one of them, even though she would like to be. Even Hamm said as much. 

But there are also other people involved that do other things. Why is she reaching out to parents of recruits? Why is she taking parents of recruits to games? Her being involved in the charity is a way for her to be around the porgam and Jimbo in a legitimate capacity. She talks to much on social media for anyone to include her in the truly illegal stuff. That’s why they hired Slender Man, the former LSU guy. He does the real shady shit. He’s the go between for the big donors and small donors with liquid businesses that can buy recruits. 

 

3 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo was known as the dirtiest recruiter in florida.

Heard the same from QBs brother who was recruited by gumbo shrimp to FSU. Said qb went elsewhere. He also mentioned saban and urban.  

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo was known as the dirtiest recruiter in florida.

Which brings up the theory that bought players rarely become a 'band of brothers' leaving it all on the field for the guy next to them.

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1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Which brings up the theory that bought players rarely become a 'band of brothers' leaving it all on the field for the guy next to them.

Probably true, but championships are nice too.

Business of course being Jimbos bag lady who pays off recruits via his so called charity.
Pays off? So she in da seafood bidness?

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You’re thinking about cheating in black and white. Is the person a bagman or not a bagman? Thats not how it works with people like her. There are bagman, as past articles have detailed, but Karen’s not one of them, even though she would like to be. Even Hamm said as much. 
But there are also other people involved that do other things. Why is she reaching out to parents of recruits? Why is she taking parents of recruits to games? Her being involved in the charity is a way for her to be around the porgam and Jimbo in a legitimate capacity. She talks to much on social media for anyone to include her in the truly illegal stuff. That’s why they hired Slender Man, the former LSU guy. He does the real shady shit. He’s the go between for the big donors and small donors with liquid businesses that can buy recruits. 
 
Even Hamm said as much?

Oh lawd.
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18 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Even Hamm said as much?

Oh lawd.
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Isn't that the same chick whose boyfriend was looking back at the girl from UT.

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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His name is Norman. WTH does she expect?

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Karen married a dog?

That is one damned reproachful face on that dog. Mee-maw needs to do some serious soul searching before Norman gives his deposition to St. Peter.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Why?  He was trying to freshen the air and get the smell of Depends out of his nose.  

Why?  He was trying to freshen the air and get the smell of Depends out of his nose.  

Poor dog has licked his share of ole lady snatch...
Uggh, surprised he did get up, walk over and puke [emoji2961] up a bunch of ole lady pubes like a cat spitting up a hair ball
Wheres peta on this poor abused animal?

Serious question: what is the o/u for how long before he no longer has the means to access the internet and post his “analysis?”

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Serious question: what is the o/u for how long before he no longer has the means to access the internet and post his “analysis?”

There's always the public library

Saw him out in Houston yesterday.  He is as short as advertised.

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Saw him out in Houston yesterday.  He is as short as advertised.

Oh yeah? He show up at some kind of real estate seminar? He looking to get back into the game?

or did a property have a pool that needed cleaning for an open house showing?

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UTPhil2006, NTTAWWT, but we really don't need to know about your use of glory holes. I also assumed that sort of transaction was anonymous.

38 minutes ago, Viper said:

or did a property have a pool that needed cleaning for an open house showing?

He provides his recruiting "scoop" for free on facebook since he doesn't have a job. I doubt he'll provide his pool services for free without a job.

He provides his recruiting "scoop" for free on facebook since he doesn't have a job. I doubt he'll provide his pool services for free without a job.


It’s called “building” a brand.

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

He provides his recruiting "scoop" for free on facebook since he doesn't have a job. I doubt he'll provide his pool services for free without a job.

If an aggie coach or football player or recruit wanted a free pool cleaning, that little fucker would be there is less than ten minutes skimming leaves.

On 1/26/2019 at 9:01 AM, WBT said:

cut his package clean off?

That could have been accomplished with nail clippers, not the toneil variety either.

On 1/26/2019 at 7:01 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Why?  He was trying to freshen the air and get the smell of Depends the rotted ovaries on the table out of his nose.  

fify

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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She must have missed his Facebok live chats with Debra. They're lit!

Someone needs to call in and ask about coaches being cucks.

If an aggie coach or football player or recruit wanted a free pool cleaning, that little fucker would be there is less than ten minutes skimming leaves.
Toilet smurf has ftl abilities? He can get to New Mexico or Utah in less than 10 minutes?

24 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

6figs now saying they didn't want Shepherd. 

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