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11 hours ago, HoustonHorn said:

It's like 6figs and dfigs had a baby. Sorry it's that joke is posted above, just tuned in.

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Just now, Machinator said:

Let them rant?

"Damn man can't believe we got Shep and finished ranked above the aggys in recruiting WTF dude this sucks chin pubes bye"

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Karen, is it indifference to move across the country, adopt another football team as your own, and give their loser fanbase advice? Don't you wish you knew how to quit Jimbo and his micropenis? 

Fascinating how the Hammster thread has turned into the BagHag thread.

Who's ranting, explaining and defending again?  😂  No, the gross hag hasn't been around long but she picked up the requisite aggy dishonesty very quickly.

Jimbo has deluded that fan base so much that  Florida State fan is now viewed as an authority on A&M. 

Just now, miguelito said:

If aggy became indifferent, that would just be great.

No shit.  I pray for that day.  And I don't even pray.  You know there's an aggy sawing em off somewhere at this very moment though.

I would love to hear her explain the recent dismissal of a QB at Free Shoes University. 

So Hamm is really gone huh? Is he trying to pick up the pieces of his life? Is he working at a Whataburger in Conroe right now?

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

So Hamm is really gone huh? Is he trying to pick up the pieces of his life? Is he working at a Whataburger in Conroe right now?

He’s pumping marine gas on lake Livingston under an assumed name and living above the bait shack, to avoid the cops after child support default

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Driving UBER so he can tell everyone "I am in demand everywhere".

7 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

So Hamm is really gone huh? Is he trying to pick up the pieces of his life? Is he working at a Whataburger in Conroe right now?

His lawyer made him make his Twitter private, which also cut off his "business" from the world.

Did she vow not to comment on being wrong about final rankings for over a year and Shepherd flipping after putting her ovaries on the table?

1 minute ago, Shift said:

Did she vow not to comment on being wrong about final rankings for over a year and Shepherd flipping after putting her ovaries on the table?

Did you believe that would actually happen

5 minutes ago, Shift said:

Did she vow not to comment on being wrong about final rankings for over a year and Shepherd flipping after putting her ovaries on the table?

I guess Shepherd wasn't satisfied being paid in geriatric ovaries. Even the Official Currency of ShaggyTexas, Shitcoin, would have been more appealing.

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i cannot imagine for the life of me, how far below rock bottom I would have to be to associate myself with anything aggy, espeically following a loser ass coach to the shithole that is CS and adopting the aggy mantra,  I mean is rock bottom adequate enough to associate with ? 

44 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Jesus the myopicness of the post by Valter is astounding.

He literally flipped the script on the perception vs reality of the fucking aggy's playing us.  

In the last 20 years all I heard about from the Aggy's was:  Bonfire aggy win, "Cart McCry" Aggy wins, and 2010 Texas really fucking sucks Aggy win.

I guess he's bitching about the fact that we harp on the 2011 game win.  UH..... Aggy assholes, the reason we point that out is IT WAS THE LAST FUCKING GAME WE PLAYED EACH OTHER!  YOU FUCKING LEFT THE CONFERENCE- so neither of us have any other games to talk about in the last 8 years 

So from 1995 to end of the fucking series Texas won 12  and lost 5 games    12 out of 17 fucking games is pretty statistically dominate.    interestingly enough... if you go from 1979-1995 (17 games), Aggy won 12 out of those 17....... and to this day, they still dont let us fucking hear the end of it.  So why the fuck is it ok to brag about winning 12 out of 17 games in the 80s,  but when you lose 12 out 17 games in the 90/00's its us crowing about victory?

 

 

The only things aggy beats ten years in a row are their micro dicks, spouses and kids 

6 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

The only things aggy beats ten years in a row are their micro dicks, spouses and kids 

You're forgetting pets and other livestock.

7 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

The only things aggy beats ten years in a row are their micro dicks, spouses and kids 

They beat their opponent in the spring game every year. 

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

Jesus the myopicness of the post by Valter is astounding.

He literally flipped the script on the perception vs reality of the fucking aggy's playing us.  

In the last 20 years all I heard about from the Aggy's was:  Bonfire aggy win, "Cart McCry" Aggy wins, and 2010 Texas really fucking sucks Aggy win.

I guess he's bitching about the fact that we harp on the 2011 game win.  UH..... Aggy assholes, the reason we point that out is IT WAS THE LAST FUCKING GAME WE PLAYED EACH OTHER!  YOU FUCKING LEFT THE CONFERENCE- so neither of us have any other games to talk about in the last 8 years 

So from 1995 to end of the fucking series Texas won 12  and lost 5 games    12 out of 17 fucking games is pretty statistically *dominate.    interestingly enough... if you go from 1979-1995 (17 games), Aggy won 12 out of those 17....... and to this day, they still dont let us fucking hear the end of it.  So why the fuck is it ok to brag about winning 12 out of 17 games in the 80s,  but when you lose 12 out 17 games in the 90/00's its us crowing about victory?

 

 

*dominant

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

His lawyer made him make his Twitter private, which also cut off his "business" from the world.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

His lawyer made him make his Twitter private, which also cut off his "business" from the world.

If there is a God in heaven, Hamm, unbeknownst to himself, hired Thujone as his lawyer.

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

Jesus the myopicness of the post by Valter is astounding.

He literally flipped the script on the perception vs reality of the fucking aggy's playing us.  

In the last 20 years all I heard about from the Aggy's was:  Bonfire aggy win, "Cart McCry" Aggy wins, and 2010 Texas really fucking sucks Aggy win.

I guess he's bitching about the fact that we harp on the 2011 game win.  UH..... Aggy assholes, the reason we point that out is IT WAS THE LAST FUCKING GAME WE PLAYED EACH OTHER!  YOU FUCKING LEFT THE CONFERENCE- so neither of us have any other games to talk about in the last 8 years 

So from 1995 to end of the fucking series Texas won 12  and lost 5 games    12 out of 17 fucking games is pretty statistically dominate.    interestingly enough... if you go from 1979-1995 (17 games), Aggy won 12 out of those 17....... and to this day, they still dont let us fucking hear the end of it.  So why the fuck is it ok to brag about winning 12 out of 17 games in the 80s,  but when you lose 12 out 17 games in the 90/00's its us crowing about victory?

 

 

He didn't flip the script, he made up a fantasy and then criticized us for the way we acted in his fantasy. 

Just now, Leanderman said:

Watch him end up on  I-35 and 183 washing windshields.

Given his trajectory and the instability he's shown by getting booted from the North Forest game and general weird late night Tweeting, it wouldn't be the world's most shocking thing.

3 hours ago, sushihorn said:

You're forgetting pets and other livestock.

Not the sheep. They make sweet, sweet love to the sheep. 

So this lil bitch 6 figs has gone silent cuz a lawyer told him to?
Nah this lil cock muncher has his vag all sandy over jimbo losing to herman in recruiting.
All year this fuck popped his collar claiming no 1 recruiting class in the country.
Reality sets in a he goes silent?
Hell nah.
I know u hear me hamm u lil bitch.
Stop hiding behind your wifes ... uh never mind, i mean ur moms skirt!!

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

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She seems Schmidtten. In deep Schmidt. Totally into his Schmidt. Ready to get Schmidt-faced with him. Enjoys the taste of her own vomit?

7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If there is a God in heaven, Hamm, unbeknownst to himself, hired Thujone as his lawyer.

He has not.  His lawyer is an Aggie though.  Good lawyer also.  

3 minutes ago, deech said:

He has not.  His lawyer is an Aggie though.  Good lawyer also.  

What does he need a lawyer for?

4 minutes ago, Goodman said:

What does he need a lawyer for?

Divorce.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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S&c corch is the only assistant that gets to take credit for everyone on the roster. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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And 100,000 gallons of Sooner Pride vomit.

24 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

And 100,000 gallons of Sooner Pride vomit.

and love for cock.

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

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and about 500 intentional bumps into opposing players who end up on his team's sideline...

 

super choade

Just find it funny that she moves to the Woodlands right after dumbo arrives and becomes his biggest fan, has access to players and so forth. What exactly does his hag do for job?

5 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Just find it funny that she moves to the Woodlands right after dumbo arrives and becomes his biggest fan, has access to players and so forth. What exactly does his hag do for job?

She works for Jimbo's charitable foundation. At least, that is what other posters here have said. Perhaps "Is involved with" is more accurate than "works for" or "is employed by."

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She works for Jimbo's charitable foundation. At least, that is what other posters here have said. Perhaps "Is involved with" is more accurate than "works for" or "is employed by."

She "has her own business" as her day job. What that business is, I have no clue.

8 hours ago, Goodman said:

and love for cock.

What's the story on Schmidt?  I've seen references to vomit and inappropriate behavior with players over the years, but never heard any details.

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