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11 hours ago, Bear19 said:

Put it here if you can.

please, pretty please

 

 

Not really pissy, but in a real shocker, he loves the hire. 

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Not really pissy, but in a real shocker, he loves the hire. 
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18 hours ago, golfclap said:

All of those guys that are from that era bought into the sandpit workouts because of those Miami teams. It's like the guys that are 8-10 years older than that, they all did the plyometric shit (not just box jumps but the shoulder wrecking shit) because Nebraska had done it. All of them. 

nvm that both of those schools were LOADED with NFL guys and that was the "secret". 

That and institutional steroid programs

Well, they signed Zach Calzada. They don’t give a shit about pass completions, either. 

Not just signed, but snatchedcalzada outta jawjas grasp and flipped the blue chipper outta jawjas back yard. Shocker of a head to head win
1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Not really pissy, but in a real shocker, he loves the hire. 

I don't get how he doesn't realize he just argued against his own point.

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Well, they signed Zach Calzada. They don’t give a shit about pass completions, either. 

Anyone have the video of his skills challenge before the UA game? He seriously looked like Uncle Rico, trying to bullet every throw, including the fade route.

25 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I don't get how he doesn't realize he just argued against his own point.

Looch doesn’t realize a lot of things 

He would never apply that same logic to Texas hiring Herb Hand. Nope, just that Hackenburg got sacked ten times in a game, therefore Ehlinger will get sacked ten times a game. 

11 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

A&M's OL isn't all that talented either. More talented than Oklahoma State but I'm guess their starting lineup looks something like this next year. 

LT (Dan Moore)-#757 in the composite

LG (Hocker)-#980 in the composite

C (McCollum)- #1193 in the composite

RG (Prater)-#1117 in the composite 

RT (Green)-#1164 in the composite

It is tough to project some of these spots. Green could come in and start at guard or tackle I guess. Unless a bunch of these young guys win spots it's going to be an OL of 3 stars. 

Wow.

Outside of Green, are we really sure that Okie State's line is actually less talented than that? I don't know much about OSU's OL, but it seems like it would be hard to be any worse than that. Plus, it's not like starting Green at tackle ass a freshman is a recipe for success. Might work against their FCS opponents, but that seems like a line that'll get eaten alive against their opponents in the fabled "line of scrimmage" league, not to mention Clemson.

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Not really pissy, but in a real shocker, he loves the hire. 

I am out of rep, but thanks.

4 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Wow.

Outside of Green, are we really sure that Okie State's line is actually less talented than that? I don't know much about OSU's OL, but it seems like it would be hard to be any worse than that. Plus, it's not like starting Green at tackle ass a freshman is a recipe for success. Might work against their FCS opponents, but that seems like a line that'll get eaten alive against their opponents in the fabled "line of scrimmage" league, not to mention Clemson.

They had bad results with 35 sacks (8.3% sack ratio) and 89 TLFs.  The Sacks are a horrible stat in a league where few defenses are designed to stop the pass.

43 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

They had bad results with 35 sacks (8.3% sack ratio) and 89 TLFs.  The Sacks are a horrible stat in a league where few defenses are designed to stop the pass.

Not too mention they have a mobile QB in Mond.

11 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I don't get how he doesn't realize he just argued against his own point.

But don’t you though 

Hamm's lawyer told him to take a breather from getting kicked out of high school events and being the best in the business for a few days?

On 2/8/2019 at 8:41 PM, Bear19 said:

Put it here if you can.

please, pretty please

South Austin's Mom?

19 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

My favorite rendition of that will forever be the WWE insider at the 2015 Royal Rumble.  The timing and text are glorious.

22 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

My favorite rendition of that will forever be the WWE insider at the 2015 Royal Rumble.  The timing and text are glorious.

If this recruiting version isn’t your new favorite, I’ve got two words for ya. 

If this recruiting version isn’t your new favorite, I’ve got two words for ya. 
I wonder what Hitler thinks about all this.

Taylor has a handler now. Look at his tweets. Only retweets when it is concerning recruits the last few weeks. He is somebody's bitch now concerning recruiting.

Oh hamm, wherefore art thou
He's The Monster on Masked Singer.

Sounds like they will be paying off that debt to the general fund shortly. 96daabb6b7ae40ee4875df86caf3fc9a.jpg

Send that to Senor Duke when he visits Austin. Be fun to see the gomers debate their need for more money after this.

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Sounds like they will be paying off that debt to the general fund shortly. 96daabb6b7ae40ee4875df86caf3fc9a.jpg

They are great at propaganda and repeating lies. Those stadium donations doh...

Are there any aggys anymore that DON'T lie, cheat and/or steal?

12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Are there any aggys anymore that DON'T lie, cheat and/or steal?

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Sounds like they will be paying off that debt to the general fund shortly. 96daabb6b7ae40ee4875df86caf3fc9a.jpg
Holy hell that's a great condition they used to calculate their value
2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Are there any aggys anymore that DON'T lie, cheat and/or steal?

Have there ever been any?

Have there ever been any?
I know of one. He was an allergist in Houston. But he has passed on.
Sounds like they will be paying off that debt to the general fund shortly. 96daabb6b7ae40ee4875df86caf3fc9a.jpg

Prior to last season? Wtf was it WITH last season??
Poor aggys
11 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:


Prior to last season? Wtf was it WITH last season??
Poor aggys

I don’t believe their capital campaign was going on last season, so the average wouldn’t be as good without their bullshit stadium contribution numbers. Smoke and mirrors. 

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Sounds like they will be paying off that debt to the general fund shortly. 96daabb6b7ae40ee4875df86caf3fc9a.jpg

You would think Forbes would know what "Valuable" means

2 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:
Have there ever been any?

I know of one. He was an allergist in Houston. But he has passed on.

Let me guess, he died from allergies?

41 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I don’t believe their capital campaign was going on last season, so the average wouldn’t be as good without their bullshit stadium contribution numbers. Smoke and mirrors. 

Lies.

This is hilarious. As mentioned 6figs has been told to STFU. no tweets in over a week, just RTs.

I know youre read this 6figs...you are in a really bad place now vs 24 months ago. Start less fights at HS games and dont leave your kids for HS games for a 100 word aggy report.

Not being a dick. Being real. Hopefully you get it now.

10 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This is hilarious. As mentioned 6figs has been told to STFU. no tweets in over a week, just RTs.

I know youre read this 6figs...you are in a really bad place now vs 24 months ago. Start less fights at HS games and dont leave your kids for HS games for a 100 word aggy report.

Not being a dick. Being real. Hopefully you get it now.

So who shut him down? Potential employers? Wife’s Divorce Attorney over visitation? NCAA investigators? 

 

Inquiring minds want want to know!

Just now, Laxtonto said:

So who shut him down? Potential employers? Wife’s Divorce Attorney over visitation? NCAA investigators? 

 

Inquiring minds want want to know!

With how dirty aggy is now I would bet that the powers that be told him and MeeMaw to knock it the fuck off.

18 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This is hilarious. As mentioned 6figs has been told to STFU. no tweets in over a week, just RTs.

I know youre read this 6figs...you are in a really bad place now vs 24 months ago. Start less fights at HS games and dont leave your kids for HS games for a 100 word aggy report.

Not being a dick. Being real. Hopefully you get it now.

This is great news. Recruits can now poop in peace.

Seems like the last straw was the pool company party video going public. After we got a hold of that, the video went private and Hamm lost that job, followed immediately by his twitter going private. 

So who shut him down? Potential employers? Wife’s Divorce Attorney over visitation? NCAA investigators? 
 
Inquiring minds want want to know!
Who knows. But with his past it is fairly obvious he has been told to calm down.

And why would somebody at aggy say this to him? Again, inquiring minds and shit.

Not that the NCAA punishes teams any longer but he is a thorn in their program.
13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seems like the last straw was the pool company party video going public. After we got a hold of that, the video went private and Hamm lost that job, followed immediately by his twitter going private. 

He was a dumbshit but I *kind of* feel sorry for him.  There has to be a false sense of power that comes with having -or making up- information people will actually pay for.  And if that info is for a bunch of delusional dumbfucks, even better.  He got a taste of that power, liked it too much, got cocky, and let it fuck up his life.  I enjoyed watching the car crash, but now that it's over I hope he regroups and moves on.

That reminds me wasn't he supposed to be on a podcast?  And what happened to the podcasts?  I thought they were pretty entertaining.

On 2/22/2019 at 3:14 PM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

You would think Forbes would know what "Valuable" means

You’d think. 

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