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12 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Screen shot it. He's got it locked down.

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Someone telling him to shut it down implies that he has a boss. That would mean he has a job. Something other than mowing lawns. 

My guess is he is mowing lawns and then staying drunk until he runs out of money. Then he mows another lawn.

It is the typical downward spiral of people who wind up mowing lawns, washing windows or painting houses.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

You need to provide screenshots; his Twitter is private.

 

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

Screen shot it. He's got it locked down.

Nondescript picture of him at a Houston game

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Just now, satyanash said:

 

Nondescript picture of him at a Houston game

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How long before security kicked him back up to the nosebleeds?

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

Nondescript picture of him at a Houston game

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Of course he goes to this game and Harden’s 30 point game streak ends.  Is there anything this guy doesn’t fuck up?

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

Nondescript picture of him at a Houston game

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Have a feeling this picture will be used as evidence when his ex wife takes him to court over delinquent child support payments 

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Have a feeling this picture will be used as evidence when his ex wife takes him to court over delinquent child support payments 

I hope not, then we find out just how many blowjobs he had to give to get the ticket...

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?

Don't think they could let a alcoholic serve beer

"You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?"

Maybe he got himself a pimp, and he is the commodity for sale?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?

He’s wiping sweat off the floor during timeouts. And skid marks out of the toilets between quarters.

People really get pissed when they’re still sitting on the pot and he tries to clean it. Some things never change. 

Edited by Tex Pete

You need to provide screenshots; his Twitter is private.
Oh it was a empty court. Something his handler wouldnt mind, that's all.

He is being a good bitch.

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Let me guess, he died from allergies?
Old age. He got his med degree from Galveston.
"You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?"
Maybe he got himself a pimp, and he is the commodity for sale?
Robert Kraft goes to Houston games?
3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?"

Maybe he got himself a pimp, and he is the commodity for sale?

 

17 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
On 2/22/2019 at 3:15 PM, Fred Willard said:
Let me guess, he died from allergies?

Old age. He got his med degree from Galveston.

Cause of death: Galveston 

6 minutes ago, Txsbigeasy1 said:

 

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Sad part is I am only 65% sure that the atm and sec shit is photoshopped. 

26 minutes ago, Txsbigeasy1 said:

 

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I think aggy is just starting to realize that there is a difference between a booty call and butt dialing...

Cause of death: Galveston 
UTMB is a cause of death?

Fuck off mr aggysoonerassclown.

She got into johnny crackheads stash.........................again?

I'd say it's a coin flip whether they do as well as she predicts. Heads-no, tails- no, edge- yes.

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Didnt this old hag say the same shit last year and was like “book it!”?
Or was that just recruiting shit she got wrong?
Fuckin gray haired vag all confused
Mee maw off her meds again.

Maybe I am bad at Twitter. Maybe not. But nothing on his Twitter says anything about this recruit flipping. I know aggy diesnt lie steal or cheat so I must be missing something. 6dcd57adc94c12e7369a21518d262e3a.jpg

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Maybe I am bad at Twitter. Maybe not. But nothing on his Twitter says anything about this recruit flipping. I know aggy diesnt lie steal or cheat so I must be missing something. 6dcd57adc94c12e7369a21518d262e3a.jpg

Maybe you’ve been investing in the wrong Facebook group memberships?

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Maybe I am bad at Twitter. Maybe not. But nothing on his Twitter says anything about this recruit flipping. I know aggy diesnt lie steal or cheat so I must be missing something. 6dcd57adc94c12e7369a21518d262e3a.jpg

Not to really defend Hamm, this is step one in the flip process. Straight Rising-style flips are super rare.

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You're aware those are locked, right? You're gonna need to screen print it.

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It’s a video. Apparently he’s on break (looks like the little fella got a job at the carnival) and shooting a basketball. 

Hey midget, we all know you read this thread. Ex Mrs Hamm says she doesn’t miss you, your micro-penis, or your premature ejaculation. [emoji1303]?

You're aware those are locked, right? You're gonna need to screen print it.
Yea I forgot. Sorry about that, glad it got picked up.

“Taylor Hamm, one of the douchiest lil bitch dick muncher mother fuckers Ive ever seen”/ any normal human being not called aggy

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