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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Who the fuck has a private twitter account?

Certainly not any journalist worthy of the name.

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7 hours ago, Orange&White said:

What is the response that includes the real estate sign?

Is that a shot involving Hamms old lady and the house they used to live in being up for sale?

I thought it was a pool company sign. That's not a picture of a 40 year old Kingwood house 

I don't understand what Hamm means by going full pizza boy. I know he is aggy so English is hard.

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I don't understand what Hamm means by going full pizza boy. I know he is aggy so English is hard.

He calls EJ pizza boy because he used to deliver for Jimmy John's (it doesn't quite work, but do we go to Hamm for logic?).

Naturally he takes EJ's love of trolling aggy fans to mean he's completely in the tank for UT.

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Who the fuck has a private twitter account?
The same type of person who talks shit under their breath so they can feel like they did something, but without running the risk of getting called to the mat.

Hamm needs a steady job delivering pizzas.  Making change and getting tips should help him prepare to join the aggy business network.   Those College Station drive thrus take a while to master.  

Can someone re-post that graphic showing Tech, A&M and NW as the 3 shittiest programs ever?

9 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Can someone re-post that graphic showing Tech, A&M and NW as the 3 shittiest programs ever?

 

 

56 minutes ago, golfclap said:

 

 

Huck has the full blown stat, Gerry’s just passing on the data in this post. I love it though. 

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

 

 

The best part of this tweet is RudeDawg pissed off about "selective data". An aggy pissed off about selective data is certainly something. 

 

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

Wasn't UT Rio Grande Valley a CWS finalist one year? 

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

The best part of this tweet is RudeDawg pissed off about "selective data".

but it's not selective-- it's a specific, easily identifiable time frame ("since WWII") and a specific achievement threshold

it would be selective if it was "since 1973, which isn't a year anything of note happened but what a great year from which to count" or "since 1971, not counting 1999-2011" or some other fucked up timeframe

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

but it's not selective-- it's a specific, easily identifiable time frame ("since WWII") and a specific achievement threshold

it would be selective if it was "since 1973, which isn't a year anything of note happened but what a great year from which to count" or "since 1971, not counting 1999-2011" or some other fucked up timeframe

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21 hours ago, RabidM said:

Wasn't UT Rio Grande Valley a CWS finalist one year? 

Texas Pan-American 1971.  Ogletree was a helluva coach.

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

Texas Pan-American 1971.  Ogletree was a helluva coach.

Someone should update the graphic. Reality is even more embarrassing than that picture.

Also Tech is off the schnide!

On 3/31/2019 at 5:09 PM, texasstrong12 said:

 

 

22 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

This is a microcosm of A&M's national perception vs their own.

Even the money argument is a lie they've fooled people with.

The guys on that panel know nothing but their instincts are correct. The dumb blonde knows nothing and her instincts are pathetic.  I look forward to reading about the day she steps in front of a bus.

Best part is when she asks: “Based on what?!”

2 answers:

”Everything”

”Brains”

They just don’t want to believe that the outside world will never put them on the level with Texas.

Well, I don't know. It's kind of hard to argue against her plethora of detailed arguments and analyses.  There was the money argument (not true)... and... her repeated claims that it just is.  That's hard hitting stuff right there.  I bet Randolph Duke was up all night trying to find anything to refute all that.  

54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Aggie chick “It’s like Oklahoma-Oklahoma State.”

”Yes!”

The only thing she got correct. But, she aced fish camp ...

Can’t argue with a stupid cunt. Tits + a slightly above average face will get her further in life—-until she opens her mouth. Mark Cuban fell for an aggy cunt. He chose poorly.

 

 

 

Also keep in mind she’s the product of brain-washed higher education envisioned by those two academic giants named Rick Perry and John Sharp. If you have kids, keep them away from aggy.

OT, but I didn't realize the UT endowment lost $3 billion in 2015. We appeared to have by far the worst performance that year.  https://nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=73

edit, I shoulda looked before posting but here's the update

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12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

OT, but I didn't realize the UT endowment lost $3 billion in 2015. We appeared to have by far the worst performance that year.  https://nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=73

edit, I shoulda looked before posting but here's the update

 

If anyone knows what a fool believes, it would be Michael McDonald. 

And yet the "most powerful network in the world" can't help you keep your job in pool sales or pool maintenance or whatever his job was. How ironic.

And yes hamm, that's exactly what BC is selling. Party time! I completely understand your audience believes this because they are dolts like you.
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Just a reminder:  the Roman sewer system is one of the oldest and widest reaching networks in the world!

Adding to my post, is he really that dumb or just trolling retard followers? Tom just beat the shit out of Georgia in the sugar bowl. You don't tell recruits "come here and we will party" and do that. You tell them that you will come to Austin and work your ass off.

I know you read this hamm, and you are a dipshit of the highest order if you really believe that. But I will give you a hall pass if you are just trolling your dumbass aggy followers. Which actually makes more sense.

Yeah come to collie station and you can stick you hand up a cows rectum on the weekends.

Wonder how much weight US news puts on “party” in their best city to live in algorithm that keeps putting austin first?

Taylor Hamm touting the Aggy network as the most powerful network in the world is so rich with irony, Alanis Morrisette is going to write another song 

Hey Hamm, if the Aggy network is so powerful, how come it can’t find you a job?

Taylor Hamm touting the Aggy network as the most powerful network in the world is so rich with irony, Alanis Morrisette is going to write another song 
Hey Hamm, if the Aggy network is so powerful, how come it can’t find you a job?
He didn't say aggy had the most powerful network, being a illeterate moran him say aggy has the most power network. Whatever the fuck that means.

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Yeah come to collie station and you can stick you hand up a cows rectum on the weekends.
On the weekends?

Oh hell no, ever fucking day and twice on Sundays!
10 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Taylor Hamm touting the Aggy network as the most powerful network in the world is so rich with irony, Alanis Morrisette is going to write another song 

Hey Hamm, if the Aggy network is so powerful, how come it can’t find you a job?

She might actually use irony correctly this time!

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

Adding to my post, is he really that dumb or just trolling retard followers? Tom just beat the shit out of Georgia in the sugar bowl. You don't tell recruits "come here and we will party" and do that. You tell them that you will come to Austin and work your ass off.

I know you read this hamm, and you are a dipshit of the highest order if you really believe that. But I will give you a hall pass if you are just trolling your dumbass aggy followers. Which actually makes more sense.

You’re putting too much thought into this.

Taylor Hamm is an unemployed loser that even his own kid can’t stand. He peddles bullshit to sycophantic aggy morons and he has a tiny penis. 

If the aggy network is so strong, how come I can't get it on my TV?

5 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

If the aggy network is so strong, how come I can't get it on my TV?

I think Hamm is rambling about the mystique of the Aggy ring. 

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

She might actually use irony correctly this time!

Isn't it moronic? Don'tcha think?

Austin is a great place to live and UT is a great academic as well as athletic institution.  The divorced midget's spin is weak.  College Station is boring AF and he's on tilt for BC pointing that out to recruits.

Austin is a great place to live and UT is a great academic as well as athletic institution.  The divorced midget's spin is weak.  College Station is boring AF and he's on tilt for BC pointing that out to recruits.
College Station is so lit, they added a second water tower.

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