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Some of those who burn crosses are the same that work sources.

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11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Some of those who burn crosses are the same that work sources.

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9 hours ago, Machinator said:

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That's the epitome of aggy. I'm going to talk to the actual recruit to get information about him, I'm going to talk to "sources" to find the real scoop.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

That's the epitome of aggy. I'm going to talk to the actual recruit to get information about him, I'm going to talk to "sources" to find the real scoop.

@HtownHorn really only has 35 posts.

13 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal.  You don't even need a bachelor's degree for that. Just go find one of the thousands of lost aggy rings floating around the North Houston suburbs and tell folks you went to aggy and they'll line up to buy insurance on their cookie cutter homes and lifted F-150s.

ok i'm glad i wasn't the only one who found it odd that an mba in finance 19 years ago was only good enough to become and insurance salesman.  

5 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

ok i'm glad i wasn't the only one who found it odd that an mba in finance 19 years ago was only good enough to become and insurance salesman.  

Some people know their limitations I assume

Low floor, low ceiling 

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20 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal.  You don't even need a bachelor's degree for that. Just go find one of the thousands of lost aggy rings floating around the North Houston suburbs and tell folks you went to aggy and they'll line up to buy insurance on their cookie cutter homes and lifted F-150s.

"Hi, yes, I'm an 18 year old male looking for insurance coverage on a 2019 F250, color... burnt orange."

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6 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

ok i'm glad i wasn't the only one who found it odd that an Aggy mba in finance 19 years ago was only good enough to become and insurance salesman.  

Aggy mba/Subway U, same thing.

Which MLM does she sell?  I’m thinking scentsy but it may be rodan and fields. Or is she an old school Mary Kay lady?

She's going to the aggy camp. Jimbo's gonna need some extra state troopers for his security detail.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

She's going to the aggy camp. Jimbo's gonna need some extra state troopers for his security detail.

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I’ve marked June 6 as D day on all of your calanders. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which MLM does she sell?  I’m thinking scentsy but it may be rodan and fields. Or is she an old school Mary Kay lady?

Avon or gtfo

8 minutes ago, Viper said:

wait, she's going to a football camps for high schooler kids? how?

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Um, I’d still hit that. Cray and all.




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I assume she means bathroom.

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21 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

C'mon grams, clear that shit. Waste not want not mean anything to you?!!

I blame the idiot with the lighter who keeps it sparked until she pulls off. 

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I assume she means bathroom.

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Oh she's on the list now.  Lolz.

Also, possible names of future aggy recruiting thread ideas:

  • "A little snag"
  • "Likely coming"
  • "Trying to get a ride"
26 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

C'mon grams, clear that shit. Waste not want not mean anything to you?!!

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14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I assume she means bathroom.

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"Head" - It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket. It's what they named their community toilet room. In the movie, there were no stalls separating the toilets.

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21 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

"Head" - It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket. It's what they named their community toilet room. In the movie, there were no stalls separating the toilets.

"Head" has been around far longer than FMJ.

 

8 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Head is what they call the toilet in a boat.  

Buncha landlubbers in here. She was in the Merchant Marine.

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13 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Head is what they call the toilet in a boat.  

head is what I got from your mom last night

12 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

head is what I got from your mom last night

I was wondering how many responses it would take to get to this one. lulz.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ve marked June 6 as D day on all of your calanders. 

What did you title it in your Outlook? 

Cray Day?

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

That darn ACT always getting in the way.

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Sounds like Hamms way of basically saying Shepherd wont make it.  Hopefully he gets a ride to Austin the following week with the Footwork King or someone.

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

"Head" - It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket. It's what they named their community toilet room. In the movie, there were no stalls separating the toilets.

jesus christ it is a long standing military term for bathroom....

4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

"Head" - It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket. It's what they named their community toilet room. In the movie, there were no stalls separating the toilets.

Please tell us you're joking. It has been the nautical term for the can forever.

Just now, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Please tell us you're joking. It has been the nautical term for the can forever.

I guess all of you people missed where I wrote "there were no stalls separating the toilets." It was supposed to be an allusion to the Toilet Smurf and the school of the Gomer Pyles. But carry on.

Both Karen and Hamm make over six figs working from home. Match made in hell. 

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

That darn ACT always getting in the way.

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"Likely" is the safe way of saying he's not that interested.

2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Wait till she decides to hobble Jimbo.

Can you hobble a hobbits feet?  Those things are sturdy. 

So Karen says she's a grandma.  If so, I'm thinking supervised visitation at the very least  

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