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38 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Oh really? Here are the fucking "highlights" Karen. 

 

Jesus H....those are horrific highlights!  That feels more like a blooper real.  Some of Blumricks passes looked good until they ended up in defenders arms.  Just plain awful.....all of that.

57 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Joke is on you.  Aggies won while Hamm stood tall.

Regrets, he’s had a few...

Shitty double post, still better than aggy’s spring game though 

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1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Oh really? Here are the fucking "highlights" Karen. 

 

That move at the end by ol Jimbo got him another 10k from KKL and got KKL a few extra "personal moments" this week.

For the rest of us, it was more like

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Shitty double post, still better than aggy’s spring game though 
Double post?

SHITTY double post?

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She's just mad because they ran her middle aged sexy stubble man out of town and she had to move to that cow pasture.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

She's just mad because they ran her middle aged sexy stubble man out of town and she had to move to that cow pasture.

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1 minute ago, Scholz said:

That's a rough looking 53

Evan Williams Green Label and constant stress apparently do not do wonders for your hairline.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Evan Williams Green Label and constant stress apparently do not do wonders for your hairline.

I'm sure dozens of college kids banging your wife didn't help either.

Jimbo "lives for moments like this" lulz.  Like the moment Auburn made a big comeback with minutes left, those moments?

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

That's a rough looking 53

...when your age matches your height in inches...

31 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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In fairness, it does seem forever since aggy last won a championship.

why is fsu soft now i wonder...oh yeah - the previous coach left the new guy a big steaming turd

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

why is fsu soft now i wonder...oh yeah - the previous coach left the new guy a big steaming turd

THEY NOT IN DA ESS EEEE SEEE!!!!

She's just mad because they ran her middle aged sexy stubble man out of town and she had to move to that cow pasture.

Never been toTalalalalhASSeee eh?

 

It's College Station with pine trees and a giant white penis capitillol building.

 

She prolly pissed though that thar ain't no waffle house in tha station so she cain't go in wh all blind drunk after a hard nite of turnihg twentyfi cent tricks and just point at the piturs of foo to get sometin to et. Pooooor aggggggy.

 

 

 

Karen's post should have been.  "Really getting annoying. We have been a dynasty never."

I will NOT allow disparaging remarks about a 230 am sloppy drunk Waffle House visit. 

Thats exactly when a patty melt with waffle buns and a whole plate of hash browns is the best deal on the planet. 

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I will NOT allow disparaging remarks about a 230 am sloppy drunk Waffle House visit. 

Thats exactly when a patty melt with waffle buns and a whole plate of hash browns is the best deal on the planet. 

One of the all-time great Anthony Bourdain scenes was exactly that

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

patty melt with waffle buns

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I will NOT allow disparaging remarks about a 230 am sloppy drunk Waffle House visit. 
Thats exactly when a patty melt with waffle buns and a whole plate of hash browns is the best deal on the planet. 
That wasn't a disparaging remark about Waffle House you twit, that was a disparaging remark about the 25 cent ho from key largo.

Waffle House is awesome!

And they have sense enough to not have one in cs.

Pointing at picturs of foo is way too complicated for the usual aggy. And all the whooping and humping and shit pisses off the normal Waffle House customers.
6 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Never been toTalalalalhASSeee eh?

 

It's College Station with pine trees and a giant white penis capitillol building.

 

She prolly pissed though that thar ain't no waffle house in tha station so she cain't go in wh all blind drunk after a hard nite of turnihg twentyfi cent tricks and just point at the piturs of foo to get sometin to et. Pooooor aggggggy.

 

 

 

FAMU /= TAMU

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Always apprehensive when I get notified that phlegm has quoted me

For once, I won't bring up the rules and ask for pics.

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FAMU Marching 100 would straight up murderate aggy ftab. Musically, marching, literally.

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If aggy tried any of that Siege of South Main shit that they did to The M.O.B. on the Marching 100 there would be a fuckton of cut aggy afterwards.

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On 4/15/2019 at 6:02 PM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Clemson was so worried about aggy they put a true freshman QB in on the third series.

and would have blown them out had the stuck with him.

That Clemson thread is fucking hilarious. Tarp bringing the logic, basically saying the old bitch is retarded.

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

That Clemson thread is fucking hilarious. Tarp bringing the logic, basically saying the old bitch is retarded.

Link?

Who is going to take them to the playoffs?  Mond, Calzada,  Blumrick, James Foster, or yet TBD unknown scrub?  I'll take my chances with Ehlinger, Thompson, Johnson and Card.  By the time Card graduates Baggins will be 6 million deep in that contract with nothing to show for it.   Karen will be back in Florida slurping on Manny's nuts.  

They sure do talk tough for a bunch of scared pussies who run and hide.

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Who is going to take them to the playoffs?  Mond, Calzada,  Blumrick, James Foster, or yet TBD unknown scrub?  I'll take my chances with Ehlinger, Thompson, Johnson and Card.  By the time Card graduates Baggins will be 6 million deep in that contract with nothing to show for it.   Karen will be back in Florida slurping on Manny's nuts.  

I actually think Mond might be capable of making a playoff run in 2020.  He was significantly better this past year, and I think Jimbo will develop him well.  

Tua will be out of the picture by then, and none of the other offenses in that league are going to scare anyone, especially on the West side, unless you're a believer in LSU's "new offense."  

All that to say, Mond isn't terrible.  His 2018 stats are very similar to Ehlingers.  

"If aggy tried any of that Siege of South Main shit that they did to The M.O.B. on the Marching 100 there would be a fuckton of cut aggy afterwards. "

 

How can we make this happen?
 

11 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

All that to say, Mond isn't terrible.  His 2018 stats are very similar to Ehlingers.  

Pass efficiency Sam #32 and Mond at #61. Mond had at least 4 complete gimmes on the aggy schedule. 

7 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Pass efficiency Sam #32 and Mond at #61. Mond had at least 4 complete gimmes on the aggy schedule. 

Their OOC schedule is so fucking pussy.  The only reason their record is decent.

29 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I actually think Mond might be capable of making a playoff run in 2020.  He was significantly better this past year, and I think Jimbo will develop him well.  

Tua will be out of the picture by then, and none of the other offenses in that league are going to scare anyone, especially on the West side, unless you're a believer in LSU's "new offense."  

All that to say, Mond isn't terrible.  His 2018 stats are very similar to Ehlingers.  

Bo Nix at Auburn looks like he's going to be really good.  Aggy still has road games in 2020 @ Bama', Auburn, and Miss. State.  Good bet they'll drop at least 2 of those.

This will be the best chance they have for a big bowl game with the main OOC game being at home vs Colorado and the cross divisional draw being Vanderbilt.

I'm glad we were able to find teams with "a pussy schedule" to "get a deal with" like LSU, Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Ohio State, and Michigan 

My money is on Mond declaring for the draft after the 2019 season.  Dude clearly despises the shit he has to go through under Jimbo.

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I actually think Mond might be capable of making a playoff run in 2020.  He was significantly better this past year, and I think Jimbo will develop him well.  

Tua will be out of the picture by then, and none of the other offenses in that league are going to scare anyone, especially on the West side, unless you're a believer in LSU's "new offense."  

All that to say, Mond isn't terrible.  His 2018 stats are very similar to Ehlingers.  

I'm sure Alabama will be dog shit afterTua and easy pickings for Jimbo.

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