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"Evaluated mortgage financing options" seems to be a bit of an oversell as well. I think he means he sent referrals to an independent mortgage guy once or twice because said mortgage guy bought him dinner and let him finger his sheep.

27 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Where is "Held a million dollar listing"?

I mean anyone can hold a reservation 

If you look under his name in the Texas Real Estate Commission he completed the 180 hour course in a week from Lone Star College in Tomball. He must be mensa as well to complete his course work that quickly?

15 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I mean anyone can hold a reservation 

No, anyone can take the reservation. 

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

If you look under his name in the Texas Real Estate Commission he completed the 180 hour course in a week from Lone Star College in Tomball. He must be mensa as well to complete his course work that quickly?

Theres only 168 hours in a week

"Prepared documents such as... Deeds." If he wasn't careful with that, he was practicing law without a license.

42 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

"Prepared documents such as... Deeds." If he wasn't careful with that, he was practicing law without a license.

 

On 4/27/2019 at 7:28 PM, texifornia said:

The executive recruiting business? (Frenzy actually has his whole resume up)

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Recruiting source INTERNATIONAL 

aggyU, Houston Texas area.   Shouldn't it be intrastate?

as far as listing every single facet of what a real estate agent may or may not do as experience, that's just a sad way to build a resume  

"answered phones; transferred calles to respective extensions; screened telemarketing calls;  made coffee for the boss;  cleaned the coffee pot; took out trash;  restocked condiments;  put signs in yard for the bosses open house showing;  washed her car for her.  Tuesday:..."

17 hours ago, Chopper said:

I think he means he sent referrals to an independent mortgage guy once or twice because said mortgage guy bought him dinner and let him finger his sheep.

and some of you scoff at the famed aggy network... 

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That last line is good as well. TREC provides contracts, and MLS provides market research. Negotiation is highly subjective. 

Here, now you too can be adept at contract drafting. 

https://www.trec.texas.gov/forms-and-contracts

Pretty sure that he thinks that "contract drafting" is choosing which one of those contracts provided to use.  You know, like the NFL draft.

17 hours ago, Leanderman said:

If you look under his name in the Texas Real Estate Commission he completed the 180 hour course in a week from Lone Star College in Tomball. He must be mensa as well to complete his course work that quickly?

That's a correspondence course LSC does.  It took me about a week, too. 

Hey, MeeMaw, you're a creepy, gross old woman.  Have some self awareness.  JFC.

"That's a correspondence course LSC does.  It took me about a week, too."

Just like his love, johnny crackhead, online courses. I wonder how many hours he spent at the glory hole convincing someone to do the work for him? 

 

Hamm should list sucking John Manziel's cock on his resume.  Because if there's one thing aggy loves, it's sucking John Manziel's cock.

17 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Hamm should list sucking John Manziel's cock on his resume.  Because if there's one thing aggy loves, it's sucking John Manziel's cock.

There's a 0% chance Hamm has sucked Manziel's cock.  How would he have been able to get it in his mouth, when Looch's mouth has been firmly sealed around its base for 7 years?

Although their football team they cover is atrocious, i’m Sure FSU media is extremely relieved Karen isnt around anymore

Those bonnets look like something the servers wear at a second rate buffet line. He should fit right in at colleyville,

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Um that's a traditional toque.  Not a bonnet.

Are you sure? 

1 hour ago, randygilman said:

Although their football team they cover is atrocious, i’m Sure FSU media is extremely relieved Karen isnt around anymore

She be creepy. Very creepy.

10 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

blink 182 wtf GIF

 

Overused GIF but it seems necessary. 

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Being fan of different teams due to a coach you’re not related to and moving across the country to follow him is just bizarre

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Being fan of different teams due to a coach you’re not related to and moving across the country to follow him is just bizarre

Bag hag.

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

Who is CJ?

Evans' brother, CJ Robinson

Edited by texifornia

Ah ok I thought it was a recruit. Makes sense, the only people saying Evans might go to Aggy are selling something. 

21 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Those bonnets look like something the servers wear at a second rate buffet line. He should fit right in at colleyville,

Yep.

 

 

not to mention, Karen,  an NCAA  teams' benefactor contacting recruits is a giant violation that aggy is intimately aware of, you know,  from the last time they overpaid a ridiculous coach with questionable compliance issues.

 

please forward your new found knowledge on to Billy Lucci and your pal "The Hamm" before one of our savvy SEC mates turns us the fuck in (after following Jimbo around and bird-dogging all of his "evaluations")

sincerely,

 that one reasonable aggy fan. 

I'm convinced John Sayles ran into Karen 20 years ago and based Frances McDormand's character in "Lone Star" on her...  

5 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

I'm convinced John Sayles ran into Karen 20 years ago and based Frances McDormand's character in "Lone Star" on her...  

 Karen reminds me of the landlady in Kingpin.  

45 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

 Karen reminds me of the landlady in Three’s Company.

Fixed 

4 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

I'm convinced John Sayles ran into Karen 20 years ago and based Frances McDormand's character in "Lone Star" on her...  

Lol, spot fucking on.

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