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39 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Is EJ gone from covering Texas? Seems there was some noise about him moving on to cover Notre Dame recruiting?

The bgi at the end of his handle now is for blue and gold illustrated 

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I miss hamm...
Enquiring minds want to know who shut him up. Lawyer? Aggy? Friend?

We all know he doesnt have the self awareness to do it himself.
4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Enquiring minds want to know who shut him up. Lawyer? Aggy? Friend?

We all know he doesnt have the self awareness to do it himself.

My guess is he is in jail due to nonpayment of child support. 

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Don't understand why she isn't out in Tampa stalking Winston.

If there is anyone who understands the inner workings of 18-year-old kids these days, it's a 70-year-old Bag Hag.

You can’t beat real world experience, so to be fair, Hamm is the foremost credible expert on “never making it in the industry.” Maybe he’s onto something.

 

25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Define “successful”

Fired from 2 jobs.

To be fair, TO98 is just 3 mods posting to each other.

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Daddy98 is opening another Pabst and breaking down the text exchanges now. Should post his analysis around 3am

38 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fired from 2 jobs.

To be fair, TO98 is just 3 mods posting to each other.

So it is the aggy version of shaggybevo?

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

So it is the aggy version of shaggybevo?

With less socks.

 

Just wondering when all these clowns shall appear on the "Jerry Springer Show"?

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The campers and coaches are going to need those lead underwear from Chernobyl to prevent any unwanted contact

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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The campers and coaches are going to need those lead underwear from Chernobyl to prevent any unwanted contact

She probably wants to know if she should double up her shot of HGH as the competition for dicks to suck will be intense.

Why does Karen pretend to have a real job? I know she's required as part of her unwritten bag lady contract to keep up appearances of not being just a Jimbo hack for recruiting, but I mean, c'mon, does anybody actually believe she's working for a legitimate company outside of her work creeping on teenage boys?

On 6/2/2019 at 9:13 AM, markstanco said:

One of the most successful in the industry.

So much self awareness!

Hey, out of all the guys that have gotten shit out the back of the business... He's the best!!

God that disgusting lady creeps me the fuck out.

Her hatred towards Hamm and his newfound place firmly on the sidelines kind of hints to her having a strong Jimbo fetish connection.

10 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Bag hag set her twatter twitter to private?  Can't find it...

Things I would never find out without being told. I'm more likely to look up Phyllis Diller on Twitter than the Ag Bag lady.

Her hatred towards Hamm and his newfound place firmly on the sidelines kind of hints to her having a strong Jimbo fetish connection.
So. Much. This.

It's really weird how in the last 5 plus years what he did vs now is all he does now is retweets. He's been told to pipe down and not interview players. The aggy network is made fun of a lot here, but the aggy network may be real and put him in his pool boy place.

Pool boy maybe yesterdays news but bag hag is the new "In Thing". Funny how the gomers have adopted her as one of their own in such a short time.  I do believe we shall find out she is just a slimy under the counter hack for dumbo.

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Pool boy maybe yesterdays news but bag hag is the new "In Thing". Funny how the gomers have adopted her as one of their own in such a short time.  I do believe we shall find out she is just a slimy under the counter hack for dumbo.

Not sure he's dumb enough to involve Karen in any capacity

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

So. Much. This.

It's really weird how in the last 5 plus years what he did vs now is all he does now is retweets. He's been told to pipe down and not interview players. The aggy network is made fun of a lot here, but the aggy network may be real and put him in his pool boy place.

Yep.

General John Sharp told Hamm to stand down, and like a good aggie soldier, Hamm has complied.

42 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Not sure he's dumb enough to involve Karen in any capacity

It was my understanding that she literally works for his charity. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It was my understanding that she literally works for his charity. 

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4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It was my understanding that she literally works for his charity. 

she must be super busy with that. the website still shows all the sponsors as being from FL and all that is updated is a PMB in CS for their address    

Lol of course the "hallowed" part isn't the fake army stuff. It's that Jimbo's there.

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39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lol of course the "hallowed" part isn't the fake army stuff. It's that Jimbo's there.

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"There must be 600-700 kids here today"

*Posts photos showing max 65 kids*

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lol of course the "hallowed" part isn't the fake army stuff. It's that Jimbo's there.

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Setting up for a granny gangbang record it sounds like.

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FSU sucking isn't Jimbo's fault, followed by a Nole fan showing his ass

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Once Jimbo leaves and aggy burns, KKL will too say it had nothing to do with Jimbo.  Can't wait to witness her attack aggys, as she sells her home to relocate in Baton Rouge

 

I like how she tagged a pic of outdoor practice as being at the indoor practice facility.  There has to be a better tag for that field, doesn’t there?

49 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

 The guy has a point. Jimbo and chivalry go together like vodka and used motor oil.

What about heartbreak motor oil/Bombay gin?

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