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This is an amazing depth of narcissism.

It feeds us like 3 meals of blue bell in a row. Wasted, empty calories but goddammit there’s just nothing that tastes better than a triple scoop of KKL’s jimfuckery


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1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


Where was the Rogers meltdown? Everyone was pretty meh for that loss


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The next Texas cb Jimbo signs will be his 1st.

12 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


Where was the Rogers meltdown? Everyone was pretty meh for that loss


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Remember the 247 posters are dumb as bricks. They probably threw a shitfit.

Is the bag hag threatening to beat their asses at the hotel bar? Am I reading that correctly? Because hahahahaha!!!

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Is the bag hag threatening to beat their asses at the hotel bar? Am I reading that correctly? Because hahahahaha!!!

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13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Is the bag hag threatening to beat their asses at the hotel bar? Am I reading that correctly? Because hahahahaha!!!

Sounds like she's trying to pull a bagel boss. Someone is going to step outside.

 

I thought Hamm was trying to lay low these days. 

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It’s probably got enough viral juice to make it worth having someone dressed in full aggie gear show up to confront her at the hotel before a game, on film, and to just hammer every aggie trope available as nonsensical responses and overtures to her in a conversation and see where the absurdity can go. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It’s probably got enough viral juice to make it worth having someone dressed in full aggie gear show up to confront her at the hotel before a game, on film, and to just hammer every aggie trope available as nonsensical responses and overtures to her in a conversation and see where the absurdity can go. 

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8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It’s probably got enough viral juice to make it worth having someone dressed in full aggie gear show up to confront her at the hotel before a game, on film, and to just hammer every aggie trope available as nonsensical responses and overtures to her in a conversation and see where the absurdity can go. 

@MissingInAction or @Zepol87 to the white courtesy phone please

I'm game, but cant promise I wont have a gigglefit seizure the second I trybto speak to her.

 I would definitely need a wing man too.

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Shocking no one, but less than 24 hours after saying she was leaving the site, Karen has returned claiming Broughton is still an aggy.

Is it true that she got caught sucking off some of the recruits?


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22 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Is it true that she got caught sucking off some of the recruits?


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With as much bread as they have in their class, we should be calling her Mrs Baird's. 

23 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Is it true that she got caught sucking off some of the recruits?


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With as much bread as they have in their class, we should be calling her Mrs Baird's. 


At FSU. Is it true that along with delivering money to recruits (specifically 125k to Francois?)


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3 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

 


At FSU. Is it true that along with delivering money to recruits (specifically 125k to Francois?)


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Pretty much a waste of money, honestly. But nothing surprises me with meemaw and Jimbo. I want to know what the cost was for Cam Akers, who was a heavy Bama lean for most of his recruitment. 

What the fuck is he babbling about?

1 minute ago, Yesh said:

What the fuck is he babbling about?

Do I give a fuck? THAT’S the answer. 

1 minute ago, Yesh said:

What the fuck is he babbling about?

He's implying Giles wasn't involved in the recruitment at all, if I'm up on my Hammese studies.

Hamm and bag hag being wrong plus aggy tears...delicious! 

You still standing in the paint, Karen? Wrong yet again, bag hag.

Where is the kunt Karen Key Largo with her overly large, engorged ovaries. What a POS.

1 hour ago, Dilligas said:

Where is the kunt Karen Key Largo with her overly large, engorged ovaries. What a POS.

Having her poor dog lick peanut butter off her hairy snatch 

On 7/14/2019 at 4:34 PM, Machinator said:

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So this aged really well in just a few days.

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

So this aged really well in just a few days.

Silly sip, that was not about VB. I have sources all over this state and knew King was coming to aggieland before any pizza boy in this state.

Didn't Hamm go like 0/15 on predictions one year? It seems like it would be statistically impossible to literally be wrong every single time, but here this idiot is.

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6 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Didn't Hamm go like 0/15 on predictions one year? It seems like it would be statistically impossible to literally be wrong every single time, but here this idiot is.

Go to page one of this thread.

$20 bucks says ol Hammster eventually tells us the Shhh icon was for Haynes.

 

any takers?

16 hours ago, Scholz said:

You still standing in the paint, Karen? Wrong yet again, bag hag.

Yeah, I had no idea WTF "standing in the paint" meant in that context.  Frankly, I still don't.

Guess that dumb bitch was trying to take a charge, got run the fuck over and then still got called for the foul.  And 1.

15 hours ago, Orange&White said:

So this aged really well in just a few days.

It'd be a shame if someone replied to that tweet and asked him what he meant by that.

7 minutes ago, derp said:

It'd be a shame if someone replied to that tweet and asked him what he meant by that.

Cultural appropriation 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

AgriCultural appropriation 

Fify

23 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

$20 bucks says ol Hammster eventually tells us the Shhh icon was for Haynes.

 

any takers?

He advertised that it was about Broughten and that he had the “exclusive scoop” on his facebook group. 

So yes.. I will take that bet.

Just now, Vertigo said:

He advertised that it was about Broughten and that he had the “exclusive scoop” on his facebook group. 

So yes.. I will take that bet.

No doubt Demas told Hamm that Broughton was going to aggy and he ran with it.

39 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He advertised that it was about Broughten and that he had the “exclusive scoop” on his facebook group. 

So yes.. I will take that bet.

I'm still not sure that you should take that bet

10 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Good luck with that4fb8b367aa258a7b1aeb643bdba236b5.jpg

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Did I miss the revolution against Bag Hag after the Broughton commitment or did she somehow avoid it?  

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