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On 7/18/2019 at 12:58 PM, Carl Spackler said:

Yeah, I had no idea WTF "standing in the paint" meant in that context.  Frankly, I still don't.

Three seconds violation?

She is responsible for more screenshot bullshit than nearly everyone else on that site combined and she’s lecturing the rest about how to be better posters. I hope she and Jimbo stay there forever.

On 7/18/2019 at 1:58 PM, Carl Spackler said:

Yeah, I had no idea WTF "standing in the paint" meant in that context.  Frankly, I still don't.

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4 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Good luck with that4fb8b367aa258a7b1aeb643bdba236b5.jpg

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Lulz, they are getting their asses kicked by both Texas and Arkansas in OL/DL recruiting. So much so, that they have to take low ceiling reaches from the Northeast and Tennessee just to have enough bodies to fill out their class.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Lulz, they are getting their asses kicked by both Texas and Arkansas in OL/DL recruiting. So much so, that they have to take low ceiling reaches from the Northeast and Tennessee just to have enough bodies to fill out their class.

You just don’t under stand line recruiting like Jimbo Fisher and his SEC pedigree. You dumb sip.  

On 7/14/2019 at 8:29 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Aggy Recruiting 2022:  Chicken Shit Bullshit

Aggy '22: Dixie Chicken Shit

She's obviously into cucks.  No real man would ever put up with her shit willingly.  I pity what those two men had to endure being married to that uppity, delusional, self-righteous excuse for a woman.  

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29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Lmao, Karen was even a bagman for her ex husband.  

35 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Someone actually had sex with her on purpose?

Yes, and they’re both dead now so there’s that........

I’m sure he didn’t become a loser until after you met, dated, fell in love with, and married him Karen. People make that transition all the time. 

2 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Someone actually had sex with her on purpose?

Is anything you do when you’re shitfaced, “on purpose”

Divorced twice and wants to give relationship advice? Sounds about right...

4 hours ago, Beigebandit said:

Yes, and they’re both dead now so there’s that........

So they died to get shed of that cunt.  They made the right call.    

Looks like Karen has a type. She loves losers, which is why she follows Jimbo.

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

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I thought she was not going to post anymore. Did that last all of 48 hours?

31 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I thought she was not going to post anymore. Did that last all of 48 hours?

Less than that, she came back when Vernon's video wasn't posted on Monday.

“If you have a wife, I pity her.”

Spoken like a person successful at marriage. Oh wait... I think everyone pities the 2 poor bastards she put in the ground.

“If you have a wife, I pity her.”
Spoken like a person successful at marriage. Oh wait... I think everyone pities the 2 poor bastards she put in the ground.
Yea but she put that alc1343 in his place which was still funny.
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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Dave Grohl is probably a beta male cuckold.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Dave Grohl is probably a beta male cuckold.

He's a Texas A&M football fan. It goes without saying.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Really smart to drink it up at a client property. 

Didn't she also suggest that someone meet her there to continue talking shit to each other in person? Not that her posting history or life choices emanate intelligence, but this seems especially stupid. 

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Karen is one thing but these white knights rushing to defend her obnoxious and condescending behavior kills me. “I will protect and defend the m’lady. While they were studying recruiting rankings, I was studying the blade. Gig em”

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Lulz at a posters name being "The Life of Jimbo"

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at a posters name being "The Life of Jimbo"

I guess even aggy balked at calling himself Jimbo's Seed. 

Fan for 50 years and leaves when one coach (her meal ticket) leaves. Gotcha.

On 7/20/2019 at 3:53 PM, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Only aggy could have a hag as strange as Karen running around their program.

 

We're going to find out that Karen was a sock that created by the same Longhorn poster created who huge Keven Kubeschki and the immortal line "Tight End: neither Texas nor A&M got a tight end in this class. Advantage: A&M."

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

We're going to find out that Karen was a sock that created by the same Longhorn poster created who huge Keven Kubeschki and the immortal line "Tight End: neither Texas nor A&M got a tight end in this class. Advantage: A&M."

Considering she’s been frequenting and reviled I n FSU board for years, I need to that long game troll genius to give me stock tips. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Considering she’s been frequenting and reviled I n FSU board for years, I need to that long game troll genius to give me stock tips. 

I would short your autocorrect software's company.

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Just had a little giggle thinking about how Hamm popped up out of nowhere to claim broughton to aggy, just to remind us all again how wrong he is, and then disappeared again like a chlorine tablet. 

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The hotel is one of her “clients”? What exactly does she claim to do?

and then disappeared again like a chlorine tablet. 


Fucking lolz. Perfect.



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20 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

The hotel is one of her “clients”? What exactly does she claim to do?

Get drunk and fight apparently.

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