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30 minutes ago, Chrispy_ said:

Hamm brings new meaning to doing one’s business. 

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Hey, bag hag, please explain all your access to the football program and your intimate association with all of the players' families if you are not paying them off?  Not to mention your moving cross country to follow Jimbo for "business" reasons.

Have we confirmed Mee Maw is a real life person? She’s too good to be true. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Anyone got a contact to report ncaa infractions? I assumed it was ncaarulebreak@hotmail.com but I got an undeliverable message

25 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Anyone got a contact to report ncaa infractions? I assumed it was ncaarulebreak@hotmail.com but I got an undeliverable message

altavista.com stupid sip

25 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Anyone got a contact to report ncaa infractions? I assumed it was ncaarulebreak@hotmail.com but I got an undeliverable message

NCAAissomadatKentucky.another2yearsprobationforClevelandState@compuserve.net

6 hours ago, Leanderman said:

The ole bag is stuffing the money bags no doubt.

Meh, she's at the table polishing up those ovaries, getting them ready for any wavering recruits 

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5 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

2019 Heisman Odds:

Sam - +1500

Tate - +6600 (really)

Mond -  Not listed...

WTF are we talking here?  

 

I was was informed by the great and powerful OZ  errrr I mean mr loochafiste that he is the odds on fave. Stupid sheeps get their odds from Vegas. 

2019 Heisman Odds:
Sam - +1500
Tate - +6600 (really)
Mond -  Not listed...
BOVC

I get the gist of it, but when exactly did Mee Maw throw her ovaries on the table?

6 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I get the gist of it, but when exactly did Mee Maw throw her ovaries on the table?

If I recall it was during the Shepherd recruitment. She said something like “He’ll be an Aggie...I’m putting my ovaries on the table.”  

13 hours ago, Shaddie said:

WTF are we talking here?  

 

I was was informed by the great and powerful OZ  errrr I mean mr loochafiste that he is the odds on fave. Stupid sheeps get their odds from Vegas. 

Just a couple of months ago Looch and Texags were talking Mond possibly being a first round draft pick and leaving early this next year. 🤣

After consideration of multiple hours of film study daddy99 has confirmed this rumor. Has he ever been wrong before?

58 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

If I recall it was during the Shepherd recruitment. She said something like “He’ll be an Aggie...I’m putting my ovaries on the table.”  

What a fucking bizarre thing to say. 

On 8/1/2019 at 9:03 AM, GRHorn said:

What a fucking bizarre thing to say. 

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On 8/1/2019 at 9:03 AM, GRHorn said:

What a fucking bizarre thing to say. 

It was considering she probably had a hysterectomy years ago.

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It was considering she probably had a hysterectomy years ago.

If it was intended to remove her hysteria, the surgery failed.

I was thinking earlier about the premise of giving Hamm his own site with no rules. Just run a-fucking-mok in as unhinged a manner as humanly possible. What is the downside for the investor? The dude has followers. He’d pick fights with the other aggie mods, which would be hilarious. If ATM called made threats about the guy’s behavior, who gives a fuck? 

Seems like the big risk is that Hamm is his own worst enemy, but why should we give a shit about that? I don’t know. It’s still interesting to me. 

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was thinking earlier about the premise of giving Hamm his own site with no rules. Just run a-fucking-mok in as unhinged a manner as humanly possible. What is the downside for the investor? The dude has followers. He’d pick fights with the other aggie mods, which would be hilarious. If ATM called made threats about the guy’s behavior, who gives a fuck? 

Seems like the big risk is that Hamm is his own worst enemy, but why should we give a shit about that? I don’t know. It’s still interesting to me. 

Add Daddy98 and a bottle of Evan Williams and you got something I’d pay $9.95 for

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Add Daddy98 and a bottle of Evan Williams and you got something I’d pay $9.95 for

Charge $8.95 and corner the market.

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was thinking earlier about the premise of giving Hamm his own site with no rules. Just run a-fucking-mok in as unhinged a manner as humanly possible. What is the downside for the investor? The dude has followers. He’d pick fights with the other aggie mods, which would be hilarious. If ATM called made threats about the guy’s behavior, who gives a fuck? 

Seems like the big risk is that Hamm is his own worst enemy, but why should we give a shit about that? I don’t know. It’s still interesting to me. 

The only concern is Hamm saying something racist to a recruit and the site being worthless within a week. 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

The only concern is Hamm saying something racist to a recruit and the site being worthless within a week. 

From an intangible asset/ impairment perspective any site of Hamm’s starts out worthless. 

The only concern is Hamm saying something racist to a recruit and the site being worthless within a week. 

That’s a concern? I thought that was the point.
32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was thinking earlier about the premise of giving Hamm his own site with no rules. Just run a-fucking-mok in as unhinged a manner as humanly possible. What is the downside for the investor? The dude has followers. He’d pick fights with the other aggie mods, which would be hilarious. If ATM called made threats about the guy’s behavior, who gives a fuck? 

Seems like the big risk is that Hamm is his own worst enemy, but why should we give a shit about that? I don’t know. It’s still interesting to me. 

So how much do you need to start it up. Hamm’s salary now-40k

web design etc???

50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was thinking earlier about the premise of giving Hamm his own site with no rules. Just run a-fucking-mok in as unhinged a manner as humanly possible. What is the downside for the investor? The dude has followers. He’d pick fights with the other aggie mods, which would be hilarious. If ATM called made threats about the guy’s behavior, who gives a fuck? 

Seems like the big risk is that Hamm is his own worst enemy, but why should we give a shit about that? I don’t know. It’s still interesting to me. 

Talk it over with whoever did the underwriting for Jerry Springer's show and you're probably on to something. It's not like this kind of train wreck is completely virgin territory in the entertainment business. Just because we've never seen ag-on-smurf violence before doesn't mean the basic rules haven't already been established.

46 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The only concern is Hamm saying something racist to a recruit and the site being worthless within a week. 

 

44 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


That’s a concern? I thought that was the point.

It's a feature not a bug.

I was thinking earlier about the premise of giving Hamm his own site with no rules. Just run a-fucking-mok in as unhinged a manner as humanly possible. What is the downside for the investor? The dude has followers. He’d pick fights with the other aggie mods, which would be hilarious. If ATM called made threats about the guy’s behavior, who gives a fuck? 
Seems like the big risk is that Hamm is his own worst enemy, but why should we give a shit about that? I don’t know. It’s still interesting to me. 

Just go to the zoo, bribe the attendant to give you a bucket of elephant shit, and drop it in the monkey exhibit. Bring an umbrella.
14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I was thinking earlier about the premise of giving Hamm his own site with no rules. Just run a-fucking-mok in as unhinged a manner as humanly possible. What is the downside for the investor? The dude has followers. He’d pick fights with the other aggie mods, which would be hilarious. If ATM called made threats about the guy’s behavior, who gives a fuck? 

Seems like the big risk is that Hamm is his own worst enemy, but why should we give a shit about that? I don’t know. It’s still interesting to me. 

Posts on this thread would sky rocket.

Can we please get Hamm on a Surly podcast.  He’s extremely desperate for any attention.  Recruiting just isn’t the same with out midget bathroom stalker falling over himself repeatedly.  I still cannot believe his 0-16 prediction lmao.  We will never get to enjoy a failure like Hamm again.  Dude is a walking/breathing poster for delusion.

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Can we please get Hamm on a Surly podcast.  He’s extremely desperate for any attention.  Recruiting just isn’t the same with out midget bathroom stalker falling over himself repeatedly.  I still cannot believe his 0-16 prediction lmao.  We will never get to enjoy a failure like Hamm again.  Dude is a walking/breathing poster for delusion.

Hamm is a total fuck up but Liucci might be more delusional. Which is really incredible. 

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26 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Can we please get Hamm on a Surly podcast.  He’s extremely desperate for any attention.  Recruiting just isn’t the same with out midget bathroom stalker falling over himself repeatedly.  I still cannot believe his 0-16 prediction lmao.  We will never get to enjoy a failure like Hamm again.  Dude is a walking/breathing poster for delusion.

Didn't blacklab and immamac prank call Hamm or something on one of their podcasts?

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Didn't blacklab and immamac prank call Hamm or something on one of their podcasts?

They called to ask him to be on a podcast, and recorded THAT call and played some of it when he declined. 

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