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Let’s just spin dirtysarge backup and let him moderate

 

 

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21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes let’s do that. But don’t let him lock or delete content. More of a moderator ameritus. 

Is that a role in which he would be paid with Ameros, or something?

Do you think Hamm would accept a position at Surly as our site recruiting analyst?  Imagine the laughs we’d get.

Cage match between Loochie, Hamm and Figurelli.  Winner gets to co-host with Zach Smith from the Manila red light district.

3 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Cage match between Loochie, Hamm and Figurelli.  Winner gets to co-host with Zach Smith from the Manila red light district.

Figurelli wins that cage match because he's willing to descend to any level to win.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Figurelli wins that cage match because he's willing to descend to any level to win.

And his bite, while not venomous, introduces so many bacteria into the bloodstream that the victim is dead within days, sometimes hours. 

Once Jimbo fails to deliver a 2020 NC, aggy will tire of him and look towards the bright side of things as Karen will leave their boards.

She's gonna bitch slap them with those crusty old ovaries if they're not careful...

51 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Once Jimbo fails to deliver a 2020 NC, aggy will tire of him and look towards the bright side of things as Karen will leave their boards.

2020 will end with a few hardliners totally unfazed. They will tout the "Jimbo timeline" in some ridiculous fashion, thank their stars they amassed 9 meaningful wins as part of the LOS league, mock our 12 wins and conference championship as BDF nonsense, and start salivating over how well 2021 is going to go. The other 2% will start to entertain a little bit of doubt, though.

56 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

2020 will end with a few hardliners totally unfazed. They will tout the "Jimbo timeline" in some ridiculous fashion, thank their stars they amassed 9 meaningful wins as part of the LOS league, mock our 12 wins and conference championship as BDF nonsense, and start salivating over how well 2021 is going to go. The other 2% will start to entertain a little bit of doubt, though.

If 2020 goes wrong they will blame mond and say that king will get it done in 2021. King landing in his lap bought jimbo another 2 years of optimism. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If 2021 goes wrong they will blame King and say that _______ will get it done in 2023. _____ landing in his lap bought jimbo another 2 years of optimism. 

This is how it works. 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If 2020 goes wrong they will blame mond and say that king will get it done in 2021. King landing in his lap bought jimbo another 2 years of optimism. 

I am personally looking forward to the Calzada era.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If 2020 goes wrong they will blame mond and say that king will get it done in 2021. King landing in his lap bought jimbo another 2 years of optimism. 

Any chance LSU circles back on King?

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2 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Any chance LSU circles back on King?

They would need to lose one of their current QB commits first

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

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KKL always fed up with aggy bullshit. But at the same time keeps coming back. Pretty sure she's doing this about five times a day:


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Seems appropriate that he's tweeting from Pittsville.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

LSU receives the kiss of death:

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You can go ahead an bet every dollar, food stamp or Amero you can scrape together that LSU will NOT win the west this year.

Hamm basically just guaranteed Oregeron is getting fired and Jimbo is jumping to LSU

I’ll allow it as long as they lose to Texas and beat aggy. Should make for some fun decision trees from aggy trying to fit all of that into their distorted reality. 

I don't think Ogre is in any particular danger. LSU is talented. I think a bag of hammers could coach them to 9 wins this year, so 8+ is definitely in reach.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

LSU receives the kiss of death:

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funny thing is cooper cuffe is an exact tiny little copy of 14 yr old hammster 

Don't know if this is Hamm's side gig or if the vintner named it after him. Someone on twitter feel free to pass it to ej

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For the first time in Hamm’s short life, he said something funny.

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41 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

He's stepped away from aggy, and his self awareness is growing.

This seems like causation and not correlation.

Exactly.  Demonstrates how far below on the evolutionary scale BCS is from Baton Rouge.  Darwin's waiting room.   Although this is a tiny sample size, we'll require more results from the primordial ooze.

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Just when you start to forget about the little bastard, he tweets something stupid.

5 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Just when you start to forget about the little bastard, he tweets something stupid.

What is AY?

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Well that tweet will surely cement the job for him. I’m sure AY is extremely appreciative for how he has characterized his future employer. What a moron.
4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Well that tweet will surely cement the job for him. I’m sure AY is extremely appreciative for how he has characterized his future employer. What a moron.

 

I think he left the word “not” out of his tweet on accident. 

On 8/8/2019 at 11:47 AM, markstanco said:

LSU receives the kiss of death:

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Anyone else here wondering what happened to Joe Richardson? Did he list his property or agree to the construction of a pool?

Anyone else here wondering what happened to Joe Richardson? Did he list his property or agree to the construction of a pool?
He isnt selling, and he has a really nice heated pool overlooking a 20 acre pond.

Did he just criticize himself inadvertently? 

“Its crazy that a site asked ME to turn it around.”

 

Read it how you will. I read it that he is uniquely unqualified for the job , versus someone else qualified - who it would not be “crazy” for.

 

Go back and read the first page of this thread. Stupid knows no bounds.

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4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:
Anyone else here wondering what happened to Joe Richardson? Did he list his property or agree to the construction of a pool?

He isnt selling, and he has a really nice heated pool overlooking a 20 acre pond.

Pond would be good for Hamm. 

Hamm isn’t actually bad at his job. His problem is that he can’t keep his mouth shut, which causes him problems with the aggy coaching staff and with some recruits and his employer. He knows how to peddle aggy feel-good bullshit, which is all that moronic fan base wants to read. 

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