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3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Her and hamm make quite the pair 

14 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Ovaries on the table? 

That woman is just creepy. 

That woman is just creepy. 

She’s Florida panhandle trash. That leathered old hag drinks a fifth of Malibu and smokes a pack of Salem slims every day.

So weird all these random "women" who are huge aggy supporters. Did they not attend the women's coaching clinic last year?

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Her & Hamm at an aggy camp today.
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7 hours ago, Sejjr said:

So weird all these random "women" who are huge aggy supporters. Did they not attend the women's coaching clinic last year?

 She’s not a fan of Aggy, she’s a fan of Jimbo. When this thing starts to fall apart, watching these clowns turn on one another will be every bit as enjoyable as any other Aggy meltdown.

We should be thanking her for getting so involved.

6 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Her & Hamm at an aggy camp today.
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O.K., I'll take the bait.  What is the thing with the baby aspirin?

45 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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“Hammer and me,” you unsophisticated, leather-skinned, taint licker. 

38 minutes ago, Viper said:

so she doesn't have a heart attack at seeing Jimbo in person 

I think her ankle monitor will alert the authorities before she gets that close. 

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

O.K., I'll take the bait.  What is the thing with the baby aspirin?

Maybe in case she has a heart attack?  On account of Jimbo exuding all that raw masculine sexuality?  Throw in a pair of Brew's sinewy legs and you got y'self a scrumptious manstew going.

1 hour ago, Viper said:

so she doesn't have a heart attack at seeing Jimbo in person 

I'm tellin' ya' - she's now "D-Fibs"

"This would be the first big blow t.u. would hit against us" [Shepherd]

Their ability to ignore facts is quite impressive.  I guess that's what you have to do when your reality is so bleak.

aggy has offered 7 of our 9 commits (everyone save the TEs).  Every single one of these guys is a baller.

  • QB - R.Johnson
  • WR - J.Whittington
  • WR - J.Smith
  • OT - T.Johnson
  • SDE - T.Sweat
  • OLB - D.Floyd
  • CB - K.Watson

What a cheap looking piece of trash from that angle. That’s the side that they used the erector set for the upper deck to have it stick out over a building, rather than demo the building, right?  Because what can you expect for only half a billion. 

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At least with some of those guys they realized they had no chance and gave up early. But guys like Whittington, Floyd, and (hopefully) Shepherd are prospects they were recruiting right up til they announced.

Just now, Machinator said:

At least with some of those guys they realized they had no chance and gave up early. But guys like Whittington, Floyd, and (hopefully) Shepherd are prospects they were recruiting right up til they announced.

That's fair but to insinuate Texas hasn't had recruiting success against them this cycle is ridiculous.  And Bilbo was begging Roschon.  And they don't have a QB.

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Just now, Scholz said:

That's fair but to insinuate Texas hasn't had recruiting success against them this cycle is ridiculous.  And Bilbo was begging Roschon.  And they don't have a QB.

Oh I know, I was agreeing with you.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What a cheap looking piece of trash from that angle. That’s the side that they used the erector set for the upper deck to have it stick out over a building, rather than demo the building, right?  Because what can you expect for only half a billion. 

There you go man. Happy to help. 

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There you go man. Happy to help. 

 

At least it's still standing you stupid T-sips!  Advantage: A&M. 

If only Karen could use the laugh emojis in real life, people would know when she's saying something funny on purpose.  As opposed to laughing at her appearance or idiocy, which seems to come naturally

Machinator are you linking tweets? Posting pics? I can't see any of your posts without text.

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2 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

Machinator are you linking tweets? Posting pics? I can't see any of your posts without text.

I'm posting direct twitter pics. Are they not showing up for you?

I don't think LHF tweets will render directly because he has protected his account.

Regarding the last couple LHF frenzy tweets:

Shepherd: "Texas is my #1 school"
Hamm: UT mods making stuff up and only know stuff from Carrington. Shepherd will commit to A&M soon and if doesn't they have better recruits as back up.

He's just so fucking dense

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5 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

I don't think LHF tweets will render directly because he has protected his account.

They seem to show up fine for most people here, and I don't think most people here can access his Twitter.

Oh God now Karen will know where he is (but lets be honest, she's probably watching Jimbo from a bush somewhere)

I wish LonghornFrenzy would post a photo of Hamm's shitty beer. I am dying to see it.

15 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

I could see LonghornFrenzy's pic but I can't see your latest post Machinator. Just shows up as a blank post

Does this show up?

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1 minute ago, Best served cold said:

Yes I can see the image. I can't see texifornia's image though

That's all so weird. And it's not like we can just download and throw them on imgur to get around it because that never works...

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