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57 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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He misspelled Clemson and left out A&M.

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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Much like his career, this post is not going to age well.

7 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:


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The best part is you know he truly believes this shit. Aggy delusion is a real thing but Hamm is on another planet entirely. He has been fired from every job and ruined every relationship he’s ever had plus his only source of income is a Facebook page yet he remains steadfast in his belief that he is gods gift to aggy...you almost have to respect it....

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what at an absolute loser!

12 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:


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Hey Hamm, which gives you fonder memories?  Your 90% prediction rate during your glory days, or your 90% completion rate at the glory holes?  

The best part is you know he truly believes this shit. Aggy delusion is a real thing but Hamm is on another planet entirely. He has been fired from every job and ruined every relationship he’s ever had plus his only source of income is a Facebook page yet he remains steadfast in his belief that he is gods gift to aggy...you almost have to respect it....
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what at an absolute loser!


I think he got fired from his own face book page, too. [emoji23]062fdd5f39e03da42355adad57664004.jpg


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42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen out here with an actually good take???

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Alright who hacked Karen's account

On 8/20/2019 at 3:48 PM, westexhorn said:

Can't wait until Fisher gets run out of town and take her nasty ass with him

i want to see the mental gymnastics she does when Jimbo leaves aggy and she is forced to move with him. 

her whole deal was , she moved for her "business " .

proving the lie will be hilarious.  

2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

 


I think he got fired from his own face book page, too. emoji23.png062fdd5f39e03da42355adad57664004.jpg


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hes so damn successful,  hes maxed out the website bandwidth,  ya stupid sip. 

Karen out here with an actually good take???
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Why do those rubes not understand they are the only conference homers out there? Even KKL gets that.

Hamm predicts with the same level of success as he was a husband 

20 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

i want to see the mental gymnastics she does when Jimbo leaves aggy and she is forced to move with him. 

her whole deal was , she moved for her "business " .

proving the lie will be hilarious.  

Jimbo isn’t going to coach anywhere after the aggies. He’ll take his $75M and retire.

Imagine bragging how good you were at a job where you were fired twice and are not currently employable in the industry

 

On 9/1/2019 at 1:59 PM, tejas60 said:

I bet he's banned from vegas sports books. 

I bet they love him

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Imagine bragging how good you were at a job where you were fired twice and are not currently employable in the industry

 

Now imagine telling people your wife is fucking a longhorn because you love hs boys more than women. 

The conference pride and conference reputation argument makes sense if you ignore the fact that you have to compete against those other schools for the top recruits and staff. Of course, it's advantage aggy because they're so eager to load up on bread. 

3 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

FIFY

 

4 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 


I’ve always said cs is the Olive Garden  Texas Roadhouse of Texas

 

FIFY

Doesn't Hamm work for 2 LSU grads now. We was probably tweeting that to not get fired for doing something really stupid already.

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Doesn't Hamm work for 2 LSU grads now. We was probably tweeting that to not get fired for doing something really stupid already.

LSU grads? Did he make a move from cleaning swimming pools to cleaning cesspools?

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

LSU grads? Did he make a move from cleaning swimming pools to cleaning cesspools?

The last we saw of señor jamón he was working for a small staffing/recruiting agency started by two LSU ladies. In a Houston suburb or course. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The last we saw of señor jamón he was working for a small staffing/recruiting agency started by two LSU ladies. In a Houston suburb or course. 

Recruting, huh? I'll bet those LSU businesswomen were impressed with the plan hammster put together a few years ago telling us exactly how he'd go about being the best recruiter aggy ever had. 

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Aggy: Business Development Consultant

Translation: Sales

Aggy: "Modern professional with 10 years of diverse experience in various industries..."

Translation: I haven't made up my mind about what I want to do yet, but it's been 10 years since I lived with my parents

Aggy: "...offering a broad skillset in sales and business development with emphasis 'closing the deal'."

Translation: I know business terms like CRM and cold call. But I don't make cold calls, they make me uncomfortable. I am a closer.

Aggy: "Entrepreneurial spirit, dedicated and inspiring mindset which drives production and immediate results"

Translation: I like to do my own thing sometimes, so you'll have to deal with that. Let's see....what other words have I seen on linkedin...Dedicated, inspiring, production, results...now I have to make a sentence out of them. Hmmm...

Aggy: "Currently seeking opportunities that will allow me to grow personally and professionally, while expanding my skillset beyond business development"

Translation: Look, I fucking hate sales because you have to work hard and be accountable for your activity. Someone please hire me for something else. 

5 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Wait, so he got fired again from the LSU chicks, and now works at AIM? 

That appears to be the case. Made it 7 whole months, though. 

28 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Wait, so he got fired again from the LSU chicks, and now works at AIM? 

His constant 74-72 talk did him in.

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Also Hamm:
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He deleted the tweet soon after, but I was quick with the screen shot a while back.


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Caught the tail end of Luicci on Sirius CFB channel 84 and he was certainly making his case why people should expect aggy to do great things this year...including potentially beating Clemson this week. 

52 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Caught the tail end of Luicci on Sirius CFB channel 84 and he was certainly making his case why people should expect aggy to do great things this year...including potentially beating Clemson this week. 

You'll never be able to convince those people of anything that isn't close to their fantasy. 

9 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

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Aggy: Business Development Consultant

Translation: Sales

Aggy: "Modern professional with 10 years of diverse experience in various industries..."

Translation: I haven't made up my mind about what I want to do yet, but it's been 10 years since I lived with my parents

Aggy: "...offering a broad skillset in sales and business development with emphasis 'closing the deal'."

Translation: I know business terms like CRM and cold call. But I don't make cold calls, they make me uncomfortable. I am a closer.

Aggy: "Entrepreneurial spirit, dedicated and inspiring mindset which drives production and immediate results"

Translation: I like to do my own thing sometimes, so you'll have to deal with that. Let's see....what other words have I seen on linkedin...Dedicated, inspiring, production, results...now I have to make a sentence out of them. Hmmm...

Aggy: "Currently seeking opportunities that will allow me to grow personally and professionally, while expanding my skillset beyond business development"

Translation: Look, I fucking hate sales because you have to work hard and be accountable for your activity. Someone please hire me for something else. 

For being in the recruiting business he doesn’t know the first thing about making a resume/experience look good. Listing platinum pools in itself is just hilarious. I’m sure his next job will love to see the job hopping every 6 months then they will probably ask themselves why..would love to see the look on their faces when the google results pop up...probably with this thread

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would you use modern as a modifier for professional?

Well it's not like he could have used "competent" or "trustworthy" in good faith.

3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

He did watch an "ass whooping,"  so he wasn't wrong.

Umm, two "ass whoopings". #Bevo

"I have fallen in love with all things Aggies"

Except the aggy fans who rip you constantly, bag hag?

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Yep, they let Jimbo walk....after he tanked the program and overplayed his hand. 

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

Forgot about this earlier today

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That's awesome. They're stuck with her for eternity! (Let's be honest, though. If he jumps ship -- or gets fired -- she's following right along to continue bag hag duties at his next port of call.)

If she is truly all things aggy, when does she change her Twitter handle to "KarenBrazosRiverValley"?

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

If she is truly all things aggy, when does she change her Twitter handle to "KarenBrazosRiverValley"?

KarenLazyNavasotaRiver

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A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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