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12 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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She's gonna end up using the tubs of ice cream to numb her brain after the first qtr

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35 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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This is exactly what the Aggies deserve. 

44 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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I thought she was gonna be at the game and kick some dude's ass at the hotel before the game???

56 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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She forgot the extra box of Depends.

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

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A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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Color me unsurprised.  The only things missing are cheese whiz and slim jims.  It's gonna make continuing to squeeze into her Ladies of the Invisible Empire smock a challenge, though.

No Virginia Slims? Also, unsurprising it takes 3 bottles of wine to get that fat cow drunk.

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

And the peanut butter for poor Norman.

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3 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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I'm betting she'll need another box of good wine before that game is over.

Stop hating she''s a JIMBO fan, so ever if aggy loses it's no loss.

Can you imagine someone on this board saying they're a Herman fan only. Jeez.

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2 hours ago, TXs said:

Stop hating she''s a JIMBO fan, so ever if aggy loses it's no loss.

Can you imagine someone on this board saying they're a Herman fan only. Jeez.

I’m a Giles fan only

I’m a fan of my employer also. Pays my bills.

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

No Virginia Slims? Also, unsurprising it takes 3 bottles of wine to get that fat cow drunk.

Virginia Slims are what respectable middle-aged white trash women smoke. Karen is a Swisher Sweets and Boone's kinda gal.

25 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Virginia Slims are what respectable middle-aged white trash women smoke. Karen is a Swisher Sweets and Boone's kinda gal.

I thought she might dip Copenhagen.

12 hours ago, TXs said:

Stop hating she''s a JIMBO fan, so ever if aggy loses it's no loss.

Can you imagine someone on this board saying they're a Herman fan only. Jeez.

Have you met Iconoclast Texan?

Have you met Iconoclast Texan?
He's a cooger high fan

He's a Houston fan and all the coaches, colleges, sports teams and flop houses it contains. 

Noticed this in a DCTF preview of the Bryan HS vs A&M Consol game:

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Adding spice to the rivalry is the attempted transfer of four Bryan players to A&M Consolidated last winter. Three of those players were ruled ineligible and are back playing at Bryan. One player, Kerry Brooks, was ruled eligible at A&M Consolidated and is expected to be a key contributor for the Tigers.

For the life of me, I can't figure out why:

1) Tom Herman would direct the UIL to make three of these kids ineligible

and

2) Why Texags and KarenKrustyKunt are not going apoplectic about 1).

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Karen and Hamm at half time. both have been pretty quiet for reasons unknown [emoji23]

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16 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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lets be honest, she's got not real teeth left

Karen and her beloved aggys didn't even show up. Jimbo's offense was exposed but yeah, it's probably just one of those days. 

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A drunken, ice cream infused Karen during a serious aggy beatdown by Clemson? Yea, I’m there. The tweets are going to be epic. I’ll keep you all posted. Lmao.


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Hamm’s game day spread:

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7 hours ago, C-Man said:

 


Hamm’s game day spread:

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Little bit uh butta fix that right up./Price

Sayles is leaving gigem247. Should we start a petition for them to re-hire the Hamm? The entertainment value from their  other idiots just isn't as good. 

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Wine connoisseurs know someone has a good wine when they refer to it as "good wine."

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Wine connoisseurs know someone has a good wine when they refer to it as "good wine."

that fucking box isn't gonna drink itself Chooky. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Holy shit Brandon. This is aggy in three words. 

Bag hag couldn't figure out if this was real or just an exaggeration. 

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The fact that these kids and this institution have let this go on for over a century is unconscionable,” says lead investigator Winston Hughes. “While it does not appear any of the cadets were able to translate their fake military status into getting laid, the vast majority did attempt to get free apps at the local Chili’s every Veterans’ Day.”

 

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Someone needs to ask KKL how many games she has watched demas play in so far this year like she said she would.

Narrator: None of Jameis' teammates would eat a W that night, as the Bucs lost 30-10.

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Narrator: None of Jameis' teammates would eat a W that night, as the Bucs lost 30-10.

Best part of that is all of his teammates just standing around looking at him like he's some kind of offputting hobo.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Narrator: None of Jameis' teammates would eat a W that night, as the Bucs lost 30-10.

In the past, the "narrator" voice in my head is ALWAYS Ron Howard's voice from Arrested Development.

But this one was Liev Schrieber's voice, from Hard Knocks.

Looks like she deleted that tweet.

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55 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:


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Has he thrown a TD yet?


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It’s still there. But it still only has 1 like [emoji23]


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I'm bad at twitter.

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Hamm still mad at EJ [emoji23]


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6 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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And the Michigan fans say... nothing. Because how are they going to see what the private account of a TAMU fan executive recruiter tweets?

And the Michigan fans say... nothing. Because how are they going to see what the private account of a TAMU fan executive recruiter tweets?

Even if they stumble upon this tweet, I can guarantee that there are exactly 0 Michigan fans who understand (or care about) the “pizza boy” reference.

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