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2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

What's the over/under on the amount of time it takes for one of their posters to call him a "fag"?

If the over/under is “now,” I’ll take the under.

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2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

What's the over/under on the amount of time it takes for one of their posters to call him a "fag"?

 

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

You wouldn’t want to grab a beer with this guy?

 

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You don't see the resemblance?

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I'm not so sure this guy isn't going to fit in over there. I mean: 

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I was born in South Africa

Just wait until he goes to interview Evans and says something like "In my experience the bleks do not work hard unless an Afrikaner is in charge." He'll be the most popular mod on that board. 

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Our new croot reporter is really cool not like that sip fehg EJ. Instead of drinking lattes he drinks half natty lite with half lemonade!"

 

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I'm not so sure this guy isn't going to fit in over there. I mean: 

Just wait until he goes to interview Evans and says something like "In my experience the bleks do not work hard unless an Afrikaner is in charge." He'll be the most popular mod on that board. 

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One might refer to this as a Tard Tussle.

I don't know, gents.  I think Mr. Bean may be exactly the right person to cover aggy sports.

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

I don't know, gents.  I think Mr. Bean may be exactly the right person to cover aggy sports.

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New aggy croot porter look lil like meemaw.
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With the abusive one.
Ze needs to move to cstat! Aint ze heard its lit [emoji91]!

Look who's not private anymore

 

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Is the heart emoji because she loves wrinkly wieners or because she loves the quality of Circle K cuisine? 

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8 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Is the heart emoji because she loves wrinkly wieners or because she loves the quality of Circle K cuisine? 

Why not gross?

A blast from the 2016 signing day.

 

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Look who's not private anymore

 

 

Surely Jimbo pays her enough to afford something better than Circle K hot dogs?? 

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

Let's burn down all bridges. Wait, his twitter is private. 23ed42b4bf28bdd5a9637dd8f403dfe5.jpg

What is Hammster's point? Clarence has always been a vocal UT fan. He's an Ex after all. And he covers the Cowboys. Again, what is that dipshit saying?

Hey, can't have any burnt orange bias contaminating Cowboys coverage.  I think the plate in Hamm's noggin musta shifted.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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lololol. That's not real is it???

Oh my god yes Hamm engage!

going full Zach smith, should go on his podcast and put sumlin on blast. 

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Angry and about to have a maaaajor coke hangover is no way to go through life

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Sumlin should take Hamm seriously. He’s an expert at ruining careers. And marriages. 

damn, no wonder he's divorced and can't keep jobs.  that dude has mental issues.  

i'm putting him on my suicide list.

If Hamm's account is locked, and Sumlin doesn't follow him, he'll never see the tweet. It's just the midget acting tough knowing Summy will never see it. 

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn, no wonder he's divorced and can't keep jobs.  that dude has mental issues.  

i'm putting him on my suicide list.

Yep. If he knew when to shut his fucking mouth, he’d still be married, still have a job, still be tucking his kids in at night, still be an aggy in good standing,  and a Longhorn wouldn’t be fucking his wife. 

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn, no wonder he's divorced and can't keep jobs.  that dude has mental issues.  

i'm putting him on my suicide list.

The shitty thing is I genuinely think suicide may be one of the better outcomes. At least that only harms Hamm but his feed is looking really fucking dark.

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yep. If he knew when to shut his fucking mouth, he’d still be married, still have a job, still be tucking his kids in at night, still be an aggy in good standing,  and a Longhorn wouldn’t be fucking his wife. 

I'm not ready to sign off on this part

lulz. jimbo is going to break aggy.

Feels like Bilbo was their last gasp at glory and they know it 

20 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Feels like Bilbo was their last gasp at glory and they know it 

 

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Hamm doesn't have the guts to do it. He probably doesn't really know anything anyway that could be substantiated. He's a little man talking big, as usual. 

I’d pay to see Hamm try and “beat the fuck out of” anyone.

Holy shit has he gone off the deep end lol

 

8 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

I’d pay to see Hamm try and “beat the fuck out of” anyone.

Holy shit has he gone off the deep end lol

 

If the other guy is thin skinned, all he has to do is file a police report and Hamm's tough guy tune will change rather abruptly.

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm a twitter idiot so what does the sumlin tweet mean with the eyes?

He was trending on Twitter nationwide because aggy was comparing him to Cuckbo.

He saw it and thought it was funny.

Even Hamm must know that “I’m better than you in every aspect of life” is a complete lie...at this point just keeping a job for 3 months means you’re better than Hamm at something 

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Hamm is a loser.  Fuck him and his career in "9.95 journalism" and his career in pool cleaning, pizza delivery and Facebook.

We need some photos of ex-Ms.Hamm living the single life. 

You bet KKK was aggressive flicking that stale bean tonight.

Hamm might be the canary in the coal mine for aggy. He should be on suicide watch immediately. 

Just waiting for KKL to start defending dumbo and having hamm join the conversation. I wonder how many boxes of wine KKL went through yesterday?

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