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You guys are hoot, lol.

Hell yeah, let Hamm be piggy. Or aggy. Or whatever.

20 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

That's also a lot of liability to take on if you actually let him do things and interact with the public. 

That’s what LLC’s are for.  

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

👀

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe I am alone, but I don’t want to see Hamm posting here at all. Arms length and shit. 

Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from.  Kind of like a caged animal.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe I am alone, but I don’t want to see Hamm posting here at all. Arms length and shit. 

this. we spent years trying to get rid of rocko. no way i want hamm infecting this site.

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

Wait a minute!  I hate myself for the amount of time I spend here and shamefully admit this keeps my rate of inefficiency at peak levels.  What phone call?

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

Is he saved as 6figs in your phone? 

2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Wait a minute!  I hate myself for the amount of time I spend here and shamefully admit this keeps my rate of inefficiency at peak levels.  What phone call?

His cell number got put out somewhere and Imamac and I called him to try to get him on the podcast but he didn't want to be.

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Much more likely twitter deplatformed him for making threats against a minority. They kinda take that shit seriously.

Are threats against non-minorities ok? What about predicted future minorities?

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Getting kicked off twitter is funny and all, but how the fuck are we going to fill that entertainment void he leaves behind? 

Easily. Next aggy up. I want to see this clown under a bridge in Austin depending on Texas fans’ change for his next gas station snack. He’s a piece of shit human and deserves it.

15 minutes ago, blacklab said:

His cell number got put out somewhere and Imamac and I called him to try to get him on the podcast but he didn't want to be.

Did you remember to appeal to his ego? Offer him a 6 fig salary $.000001

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27 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from.  Kind of like a caged animal.

This is kind of like a science experiment.  It will give us great insight into the aggy group think, and is something that could have long term benefits for humanity.

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I want to see this clown under a bridge in Austin depending on Texas fans’ change for his next gas station snack. He’s a piece of shit human and deserves it.

He'd be the best panhandler in the market.

12 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Easily. Next aggy up. I want to see this clown under a bridge in Austin depending on Texas fans’ change for his next gas station snack. He’s a piece of shit human and deserves it.

Daddy98, youre next. 

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Much more likely twitter deplatformed him for making threats against a minority. They kinda take that shit seriously.

yep.  we have to tread lightly with alcoholics.

2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from.  Kind of like a caged animal.

I would pay money to help get him on here as a feature writer.  You could also set it up so that he can post, but not see replies so that he wouldn't quit because of all the relentless mocking that would ensue.  

New forum: Best in the Business

As I was enjoying the tears on texags today I was reminded of 6figs other nickname"2 pump chump"

3 hours ago, blacklab said:

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Relaunch Ol' Sarge under the name Bad Bull with a subheading of We Have Balls/We Have Our Balls and make Hamm a contributor.

Remember to call the outdoors boards Glocks not Cocks.

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You should set up a venmo for a good cause/charity and if we reach whatever goal that the 6figs call is released here. 

I'm still stuck on the last page... "fading into obscurity"??!!?

 

Isn't that where he's already disappeared to? If Hamm isn't obscure as fuck right now, what does "obscure" even mean?  The only thing he's truly famous for is not measuring up. He is the imaginary number of human beings.

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I don’t know for sure, but I don’t think Hamm is gone from twitter for good (lucky for us). They haven’t removed his pictures, description, or follower count yet like they do for suspended accounts. I think he just chickened out and deactivated himself. He’ll be back with a half ass apology.

I hope he comes back soon [emoji23]

btw, I miss Duke on Twitter.

5 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

That’s what LLC’s are for.  

listen to this man.  He's post-law

Please don’t bring that waste of life into this circle of assholery 

 

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Surly needs lots and lots and lots of words  

Fify

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Going old school

What did Duke do on Twitter?
He posted something, aggy didnt like it and reported it.

The End

Since it doesn't look like people know this: you can't just delete your Twitter account, you disable it, and if it's not enabled after 30 days it is then actually deleted. 

Didn’t hamm have an obvious sock twitter account that he posted under?

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Didn’t hamm have an obvious sock twitter account that he posted under?

Rude dawg

7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Didn’t hamm have an obvious sock twitter account that he posted under?

 

6 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Rude dawg

That's Figurelli

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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

That's Figurelli

Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn

nice victory cigar after beating lamar nerd.

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is holding a cigar? What the fuck is he celebrating?

Covering spread against Clemson and 1-possession loss against Auburn. 

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