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17 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

You know, thank God for Karen. When Hamm crashed into the mountain, I was worried we'd be without the joy of watching an aggy train wreck happening in real-time anymore. Then we were all given the gift of Karen Key Largo, along with Lil' Jimbo. I now have faith that there will always be someone to full the void left by Hamm. Because, aggy. 

It’s the least she could do after Hamm filled her void. 

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9 hours ago, Sejjr said:

You know, thank God for Karen. When Hamm crashed into the mountain, I was worried we'd be without the joy of watching an aggy train wreck happening in real-time anymore. Then we were all given the gift of Karen Key Largo, along with Lil' Jimbo. I now have faith that there will always be someone to fill the void left by Hamm. Because, aggy. 

I had never really paid attention to Luicci thanks to Hamm being so ridiculous, but damn, the Looch isn’t far off. Of course, I only get Looch stuff from here, so can’t tell the difference of real vs parody Looch. 

There is no parody Looch. 

No need for one. 

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Yes, it's amazing how misery always finds that woman.

James Caan = entire aggy fanbase

 

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16 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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She took her own Twitter handle and turned it into a hashtag, #KKL.   

Amazing lack of self awareness, old bag.  You avoid unpleasant people?  What about everyone who comes into contact with you?  What should they do?

Confucious say, blonde girl have black hair by crackee.

Confucious say, dumb man put nuts on rock and crack them. smart man put nuts on crack and rock them.

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Confucius say it is 530 BC and OU still sucks

Anybody figured out what Twitter hamm is going by now? We know he has a ditch/sock account somewhere.

51 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

"Follow me and I will follow you back!" Saddest refrain on the Twitters ever.

Yeah, the addition of the word "back" totally ruins an old Genesis song that is so great in its simplicity, rhythm and harmony.

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I will follow you, will you
Follow me all the
Days and nights that we
Know will be, I will
Stay with you will you
Stay with me just one
Single tear in each
Passing year

 

Confucius say man who finger girl while she's on her period get caught red-handed.

15 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Confucius say man who finger girl while she's on her period get caught red-handed.

Words to live by 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Words to live by 

Like you could ever get near a girl

12 hours ago, Chopper said:

Yeah, the addition of the word "back" totally ruins an old Genesis song that is so great in its simplicity, rhythm and harmony.

 

You follow me, and I, I, I follow you [/simple minds]

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10 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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She’s probably talking about aggy equestrian 

Sure Saban has given himself an ulcer this week worrying about Mond, Smith, Davis and Spillar.  KKL is a football savant, wine connoisseur, and branding expert don't you know.  

Lol I’m sure Nick is mortified at the prospects of playing Spiller and Smith! Two true freshman who wouldn’t start at most P5 programs.

1 minute ago, ChemicalHorn said:

Lol I’m sure Nick is mortified at the prospects of playing Spiller and Smith! Two true freshman who wouldn’t start at most P5 programs.

I think Spiller could. He's a good prospect. Not at Bama, but definitely a good chunk, and before Roschon went beast mode, probably here. 

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I think Spiller could. He's a good prospect. Not at Bama, but definitely a good chunk, and before Roschon went beast mode, probably here. 

Against P5 competition he’s got 22 carries for 33 yards and ~60 receiving yards. He wouldn’t start over Danny Young.

Just now, ChemicalHorn said:

Against P5 competition he’s got 22 carries for 33 yards and ~60 receiving yards. He wouldn’t start over Danny Young.

He's a frosh behind a shitty o-line. Take that into consideration, too. 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He's a frosh behind a shitty o-line. Take that into consideration, too. 

Hyperbole aside, that was my original point - he ain’t worrying Saban. 

Just now, ChemicalHorn said:

Hyperbole aside, that was my original point - he ain’t worrying Saban. 

Right, yeah. I was just saying he could start at a lot of lower P5 programs as a frosh, and grow into a legit prospect. Sorry I didn't convey that earlier. That's my bad. 

I'm in total agreement that Bama laughs at their RB'S. I fully expect a score of 50+ to 10. 

15 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Liucci is reporting that Saban was taken to the hospital yesterday - hasn't slept all week since he's been so worried about A&M.

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Wouldnt shock me to see KKL go full Misery on either a rival coach or Jimbo himself

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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Wouldnt shock me to see KKL go full Misery on either a rival coach or Jimbo himself

Snapped like a crab leg. 

dumbo pulling out all stops. Going to try the Vulcan mind meld next on Saban.

24 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

dumbo pulling out all stops. Going to try the Vulcan mind meld next on Saban.

I suspect the greater threats to Nick are Dinesh Patel and Norovirus.

3 hours ago, ChemicalHorn said:

Lol I’m sure Nick is mortified at the prospects of playing Spiller and Smith! Two true freshman who wouldn’t start at most P5 programs.

It just scares you to death. 

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How original, a South Carolina “cock” joke.

On 10/9/2019 at 5:18 PM, Saint Tacky said:

Confucius say man who finger girl while she's on her period get caught red-handed.

So what does Confucius say about a red-assed aggie? 

Guess the bag hag can finally pick her ovaries off the table with Shepherd probably transferring to aggy

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