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What "business" was it pray tell that allows(ed) you close and personal access to Jimbo's program, gross old lady?  And I see you failed to mention how he ran FSU into the ground btw.

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His record before Winston, with Winston, and after Winston isn’t enough to prove that the difference maker was Winston?

jimbo recruited well enough at enough positions to have a good enough team for Winston, but jameis was the key ingredient. 

And it doesn’t appear he has a Winston on his roster yet, or committed. 

59 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

jimbo recruited well enough at enough positions to have a good enough team for Winston, but jameis was the key ingredient. 

Bobby Bowden and Mickey Andrews recruits/evals. Once they were gone ... 

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Yeah right you nutty skank.  The guy you followed halfway across the country wouldn't be good enough for you if he ended up at Texas.  Sure.

Oddly, Tarp looks like the idiot in that exchange. What difference does it make if she hasn't been a big Aggie fan for decades and connected to generations of Aggie losers? Aggies see themselves as some sort of elite, exclusive club association with which confers great honor and dignity to club members.

I guess the parents of their players who become Aggie fans after their sons choose College Station are also somehow inferior and not actual members of the club.

Hell, MuthaHustla is a better Texas fan and booster than 90% of us who graduated from UT. Welcome to the club. I'm honored to include you. Same goes for any Texan who likes the horns and the Mexicans south of the border who have adopted us. I want to be the team of the people.

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Oddly, Tarp looks like the idiot in that exchange.

It’s like losing an ass kicking contest to a one legged person 

...or the 2 poor bastards you married and put in the ground.

Anytime Blacklab posts in here, I get the slightest hope that he's posting the full 6figs interview. #releasetheinterview 

Anytime Blacklab posts in here, I get the slightest hope that he's posting the full 6figs interview. #releasetheinterview 

Do It!!!!!
11 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

 

Accidental post

Edited by TheBryMan81

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Baghag has people that actually want to hear what that old windbag has to say...or that’s a sock

Believe me the last thing I want to hear about is KKL and her steamy nights. The one time I will ever say "Thank You" to her.

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Believe me the last thing I want to hear about is KKL and her steamy nights. 

just picture Anne Ramsay in "Throw Momma From The Train" saying "the night was sultry"

5 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Believe me the last thing I want to hear about is KKL and her steamy nights. The one time I will ever say "Thank You" to her.

Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.

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“It was humid as usual in Florida, and the room stank of sex and margarita vomit as the five of us lay in a sweaty, sticky heap on the bed and all we could hear was the sounds of each other’s labored breathing. First to break the silence was Jimbo from the la-z-boy in the corner.”

Last week in his office at College State at the University of Texas A&M University Jimbo slowly pulled down her Depends and he was overwhelmed by the odor of day old urine and turds.  She soothed him by pouring a bottle of Absorbine Jr. in her ass crack to set the mood.  Jimbo watched as she poured.  Just as the bottle was empty, Jimbo spewed his load on the floor and fell asleep.  

Young Karen led a life that was quite steamy

She stalked Jimbo who she thought was dreamy

But time caused her ovaries to shrivel

And filled her Depends with urine dribble

While rendering her juices curdled and creamy

59 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Last week in his office at College State at the University of Texas A&M University Jimbo slowly pulled down her Depends and he was overwhelmed by the odor of day old urine and turds.  She soothed him by pouring a bottle of Absorbine Jr. in her ass crack to set the mood.  Jimbo watched as she poured.  Just as the bottle was empty, Jimbo spewed his load on the floor and fell asleep.  

Is Jimbos wife banging other coaches while this is going on?

1 hour ago, Blackcat00 said:

Is Jimbos wife banging other coaches while this is going on?

Shit no, not coaches, just tennis players, ball boys, random dudes at McDonalds and Dollar Tree managers.  

When Baker Mayfield is the voice of reason, you know aggy is full of dumb fucks.  

She’s coming to the defense of a player she couldn’t have cared less about during his 3 years as an aggy because jimbo got hired by aggy a couple seasons later. That’s...something. 
 

and also calling all these guys by their first names like she knows them all. 

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I've seen rat droppings with more moral standing than KKL. It constantly amazes me that people like her exist. And yet, she's welcome in aggyland, with open arms.

On 11/10/2019 at 7:46 PM, texifornia said:

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Sweet baby Jesus, please don't let her be one I fucked back then.

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What a weird fucking psycho, was she even an “aggy” when Garrett was there? She cries constantly over people being mean to her on a message board but calls someone a pussy for getting molly whopped with a fucking helmet to the dome...

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At least the former Mrs. Hamm will get her child support payment this month

Best oil and gas recruiting in the business?

Good for Hamm. Gotta grow up sometime. Old Hamm would have taken all the credit for himself. 

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50 minutes ago, Viper said:

Good for Hamm. Gotta grow up sometime. Old Hamm would have taken all the credit for himself. 

You think he had anything to do with any of that???  He was getting coffee for the big boys and swept the floors after the big meetings. 

3 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

You think he had anything to do with any of that???  He was getting coffee for the big boys and swept the floors after the big meetings. 

 B̶a̶b̶y̶ midget steps. 

Kind of surprised he was smart enough to not tweet something stupid in his 90 day probationary period.  Now that it's up, will have to be on the lookout.

On 10/22/2019 at 2:53 PM, Scholz said:

What "business" was it pray tell that allows(ed) you close and personal access to Jimbo's program, gross old lady? 

Forgetting where you left envelopes full of $$

On 11/16/2019 at 1:33 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Based on what I’ve seen of his writing skills, he did not write that. 

They (the company he works for) probably subscribe to Everything Social and he just cuts and pastes the latest Corporately Approved Rightspeak into his timeline

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