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10 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Of course I am sure she has to get them blind drunk first?

Not if she's on a merchant marine ship

Hamm is back on twitter. He just retweeted some meaningless tweet. Going to ease in to it I guess.

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Hamm is back on twitter. He just retweeted some meaningless tweet. Going to ease in to it I guess.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Hamm is back on twitter. He just retweeted some meaningless tweet. Going to ease in to it I guess.

he can't stay away. he needs to fuck up his life again.

Someone should buy him a couple of Michelob Ultras to jumpstart things

9 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

@TreatyOak & @RamjetFDO this needs to be KKL and Jimbo.  Please, do what you do. 

Something that this board and Texags would actually agree on and laugh at. 

Posted the actual convo with Evans' brother in the aggy thread, but the fallout has begun

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Spoilered for space, but yeah this is all classic Karen

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Hah, they'll come right back when she says something positive about them landing, like, Billy Bowman

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Zach is probably taking A&M money now, so the handler has to talk to the family. Pretty simple 

The shittiest part of all of this Karen drama is that will eventually lead them to being able fire Jimbo with cause to avoid the massive contract.

It amazes me that these dumbasses can't figure out how all these recruit's families get Karen's contact information. I mean why are these people not contacting Daddy98, they could aggy info, a scouting report, and a insurance premium.

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48 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The shittiest part of all of this Karen drama is that will eventually lead them to being able fire Jimbo with cause to avoid the massive contract.

Very unlikely. Jimbo's scheme is pretty simple, big money ags donate to his foundation, his foundation "donates" money to recruits families, Hello Karen, rinse and repeat. 

Karen’s an aggy booster no matter how you slice it. It’s a shame the NCAA doesn’t concern itself with enforcing its own rules. 

I think Hamm is back on Twitter. He retweeted something that is 3 days old after being dormant since his meltdown in September. Please come back, Hamm!! 6bba2c935ad9a04ae2b93b5ff13e55c0.jpg


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36 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

I think Hamm is back on Twitter. He retweeted something that is 3 days old after being dormant since his meltdown in September. Please come back, Hamm!! 6bba2c935ad9a04ae2b93b5ff13e55c0.jpg


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Whatever happened to his Facebook page? Same deal?

And mooore

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2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

This bitch has fully separated herself from reality 

That probably happened 30-50 years ago. 

There’s probably a “promotions” company in the Conroe area that makes lots of random charitable donations too. 

I like how she's always "done responding" and "going out with friends", yet she keeps posting.

1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

This bitch has fully separated herself from reality 

good lord.  there’s life in the real world.  try it. 

Her ‘friends’ are boxes of good wine

7 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

This bitch has fully separated herself from reality 

So she is an aggy now. 

20 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

nothing more ironclad than KKL saying "I'm done" with something

There was that time years ago when she was done with reality. She wasn’t shitting about that 

Perfect bag hag for dumbo. If caught she can claim dementia. 

she's 68 years old, was in the Merchant Marine for however long, runs her own Scentsy business...

...and she wants to coach young people on their resumes and interview skills.

OK.

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