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2 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

We laugh at her, but that’s Jimbo’s bagman

What does she do, give the recruits a $5 check on their birthday and tell them not to spend it all in one place?

Looks like that other thread title is wrong.  Hamm's ass is getting busted by Krazy Karen's strap on.

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Did Hamm get divorced?

probably a date with his wife, but maybe she wasn't foolish enough to put her livelihood on the line for his facebook company.

4 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

It's really gonna suck when that dingbat starts posting on this board. 

No shit. Which is why people should stop feeding his business partner Troll. 

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No shit. Which is why people should stop feeding his business partner Troll. 

So much this. And on a related note, who does Katfid have to blow around here to make it easier to fatwa people?  Getting someone to -100 is a long, obnoxious process.

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4 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Did we ever get crowd-source bannings?

I think it's -100

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

I think it's -100

Only 1100 negvotes and we can finally kick the scourge that is @Machinator off the board for good!

10 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

It's really gonna suck when that dingbat starts posting on this board. 

I disagree.  It would be highly entertaining.  And educational from a psychological perspective.

Just now, Scholz said:

I disagree.  It would be highly entertaining.  And educational from a psychological perspective.

Thanks, I took all the “understanding a midget baby fucktard” classes I needed on high school. Im good. Im not dure theres more to be learned by having to regularly interact with that All Is Well getting pegged faggot. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks, I took all the “understanding a midget baby fucktard” classes I needed on high school. Im good. Im not dure theres more to be learned by having to regularly interact with that All Is Well getting pegged faggot. 

I think the dingbat he's referring to is Karen. How are your Pensacolan studies these days?

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks, I took all the “understanding a midget baby fucktard” classes I needed on high school. Im good. Im not dure theres more to be learned by having to regularly interact with that All Is Well getting pegged faggot. 

Your high school had a strange curriculum

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I disagree.  It would be highly entertaining.  And educational from a psychological perspective.

Just like the FitLump experience, right? No thanks. 

Just now, 6FigsHandler said:

Your high school had a strange curriculum

Yeah. It was called "Observation of your Surroundings," an independent studies elective. I'm shocked that it isn't one that many aggy faithful seem to have taken it upon themselves to willingly enroll. 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think the dingbat he's referring to is Karen. How are your Pensacolan studies these days?

She goes where he goes, so I assume a package deal with 1/3 of the triumvirate already actively posting here, pretending to yuck it up with this board, only to go back to Hamm and slap each other on the back about how clever they are to use us to promote awareness of his new brand. 

I don't do Florida. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah. It was called "Observation of your Surroundings," an independent studies elective. I'm shocked that it isn't one that many aggy faithful seem to have taken it upon themselves to willingly enroll. 

I'm currently enrolled, just still in the "observational" phase

18 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

So much this. And on a related note, who does Katfid have to blow around here to make it easier to fatwa people?  Getting some to -100 is a long, obnoxious process.

I blew your mom last night.

 

Wait... what?

5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Just like the FitLump experience, right? No thanks. 

More like anthropology.  Studying foreign cultures.

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah. It was called "Observation of your Surroundings," an independent studies elective. I'm shocked that it isn't one that many aggy faithful seem to have taken it upon themselves to willingly enroll. 

Pretty sure they just call that Fish Camp.

7 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

I'm currently enrolled, just still in the "observational" phase

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Just now, 6FigsHandler said:

Isn't that a bit of an ironic post on this thread?

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1 minute ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Isn't that a bit of an ironic post on this thread?

No.  You weren't invited.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

This is all gonna end so poorly

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The current vote order is the exact order I would rank them in, too.

Quick, @OnAComputer and @35dimes, Fuck/Marry/Kill StalkerKaren, Hamm, and Rush?

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

No.  You weren't invited.

Crap. Is it too late for you to send me an invite? 

Just now, 6FigsHandler said:

Crap. Is it too late for you to send me an invite? 

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Just now, Katfid54 said:

The current vote order is the exact order I would rank them in, too.

Quick, @OnAComputer and @35dimes, Fuck/Marry/Kill StalkerKaren, Hamm, and Rush?

It's how I rank them as well. However, the poll doesn't show the final option of "none of the above", which was my vote

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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It's just because you guys are so welcoming and friendly

29 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She goes where he goes, so I assume a package deal with 1/3 of the triumvirate already actively posting here, pretending to yuck it up with this board, only to go back to Hamm and slap each other on the back about how clever they are to use us to promote awareness of his new brand. 

I don't do Florida. 

There's that LSU associates degree hard at work again. Careful, the sheepskin may catch fire. 

6 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

It's just because you guys are so welcoming and friendly

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20 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Crap. Is it too late for you to send me an invite? 

Yes.  Go away.

38 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

The current vote order is the exact order I would rank them in, too.

Quick, @OnAComputer and @35dimes, Fuck/Marry/Kill StalkerKaren, Hamm, and Rush?

All three to all three ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

26 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yes.  Go away.

Agreed - just getting annoying now

2 minutes ago, CL Horn said:

Agreed - just getting annoying now

I dunno, I like it here with you guys

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1 minute ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Nothing worse then the aggy that tries to fit in. Just be yourself. 

For better or worse, this is me. Mostly worse in your eyes it seems

2 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Nothing worse then the aggy that tries to fit in. Just be yourself. 

The problem with that is, all aggy have their self-identity surgically removed during fish camp.

4 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Just be yourself. 

As an alternative, for the love of God, please don't

Just catching up on this diaperfire.

What a world we live in

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Nothing worse then the aggy that tries to fit in. Just be yourself. 

Yeah, the self-deprecating humor from rush is getting old and annoying

Not saying to be a ridiculous hamm-type aggy...just a reasonable one that can converse. We're biased on here obviously, but we're self-aware about where our team is at and headed towards. texag posters (+ most red-ass ags) and hamm are just plain ridiculous - don't be like them.

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12 minutes ago, CL Horn said:

Yeah, the self-deprecating humor from rush is getting old and annoying

Not saying to be a ridiculous hamm-type aggy...just a reasonable one that can converse. We're biased on here obviously, but we're self-aware about where our team is at and headed towards. texag posters (+ most red-ass ags) and hamm are just plain ridiculous - don't be like them.

Cool, what would you like to talk about? Right now the only things directed my way are personal insults and bashings of Taylor/Karen, so I'm responding to those, but if we want to have a discussion about anything of substance, I'm all for it! 

My assumption is that the next response will be something like "Why would you hire someone like that shithead Hamm?", which gets us right back to where we were before with me responding with self-deprecating humor. 

Look, I get it, this is a thread to make fun of the AggieScoop stuff as well as Aggies (in general) being unrealistic about expectations and keeping our heads in the sand when it comes to our updates in the college football/recruiting world, and there's some validity there. Personally, I've been unreasonably optimistic about our team since going to games with my dad when I was 8, so there's truth to much of what is said here. I'm also not trying to make this thread into something that it's not, but if you want to converse about that kind of stuff, that works both ways.

7 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Cool, what would you like to talk about? Right now the only things directed my way are personal insults and bashings of Taylor/Karen, so I'm responding to those, but if we want to have a discussion about anything of substance, I'm all for it! 

My assumption is that the next response will be something like "Why would you hire someone like that shithead Hamm?", which gets us right back to where we were before with me responding with self-deprecating humor. 

Look, I get it, this is a thread to make fun of the AggieScoop stuff as well as Aggies (in general) being unrealistic about expectations and keeping our heads in the sand when it comes to our updates in the college football/recruiting world, and there's some validity there. Personally, I've been unreasonably optimistic about our team since going to games with my dad when I was 8, so there's truth to much of what is said here. I'm also not trying to make this thread into something that it's not, but if you want to converse about that kind of stuff, that works both ways.

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