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Question: will it hold a whataburger spicy ketchup? Asking for myself.

Also looks like that piece of crap would allow the A/C to blow the honey mustard all over the seats.  #aggyengineering

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Also looks like that piece of crap would allow the A/C to blow the honey mustard all over the seats.  #aggyengineering

My bigger issue is thinking of all the bacteria, dirt, and dust that will be blown directly onto the condiment. 

(Have at it, you sex punners).

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

1 pc minimum? LOFL. Somebody send her an order to make one with Dickbutt in lieu or the corporate logo.

Just now, C-Man said:

1 pc minimum? LOFL. Somebody send her an order to make one with Dickbutt in lieu or the corporate logo.

Official Surly fast food sauce holder.  Is this one of those TreeFiddy benefits I've heard about?

1 hour ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

You guys laugh, but if she posted that ad in the Steel Shank thread she might get some takers.

Only if the copy was something like dip your meat into my sauce holder. 

On 1/11/2020 at 8:35 PM, EP_Texican said:

I think Hamm is back on Twitter. He retweeted something that is 3 days old after being dormant since his meltdown in September. Please come back, Hamm!! 6bba2c935ad9a04ae2b93b5ff13e55c0.jpg


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I like his little "random preseason prediction" .  Surprised he isn't all over the internet beating his chest about being right for once.

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A street agent, a bag handler, and an 5 star recruit committed to A&M walk into a whore house. One of the prostitutes laughs. The 5 star recruit asks what’s so funny. The prostitute says “What are you doing here? You’re already getting fucked” 

 

Lulz. Footwork giving old KKL an off ramp.
 

I assume you were watching on IG live because why the hell would you be in a car with him!?!? Right. Right!?!

36 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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I believe she's  talking about the dog in her lap. I wouldn't put it past her to take spike to bed with a tub of peanut butter. I just made myself sick.

Question: will it hold a whataburger spicy ketchup? Asking for myself.
Ketchup sucks. It's a sugary sauce that tastes bad. Fight me.

That 1 PC minimum seems doable. Wonder if she offers a layaway plan. 

Christ on a cracker that lady is disgusting in every way

I'll bet she did unspeakable things in the Merchant Marines

5 minutes ago, Matuka said:

I'll bet she did unspeakable things in the Merchant Marines

I've read unspeakable things about her in the last page of this thread. My stomach is still upset.

56 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
 
 
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From an Aggie, you’re doing good work man. And that has nothing to do with today’s tweet. You call it both ways and give plenty of credit when due.
 
Appreciate it man!   💯
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His last 2 classes are well put together, except the OL and RB. Which is odd considering he features the running game. At the rate of attrition in his transition class, 2021 is going to be a very hard year with very little senior talent left on the roster.

Still have to lose 5 just to get the current 2020 class in the door.

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1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I have indeed forgotten 

Weren’t we right there with them in recruiting rankings?  Are we also building a beast?  Oh that’s right our class rankings are bought and theirs are undervalued because reasons. 

On 1/14/2020 at 11:12 AM, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

aggy moble jizz cup.

Beast?  A&M might should think about recruiting some OTs, corners, and edge rushers.  Oh and QBs.  
 

nah.  Those positions don’t matter much

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Average rank in the last two classes at 10.5, and #3 in the sec. But he coaches em up I guess.

The rankings is boosted by the 15 WRs he has taken since he arrived there.

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She... actually makes some reasonable points here

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She's not wrong for a change. The new meds may be working.

She’s whining because Evans won’t come play for her spank man Jimbo. Evans could literally rape a woman or steal some crab legs and she be driving the get away car for him if it in any way benefitted Mr. Cuck. 
 

Fuck her 

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14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

She’s whining because Evans won’t come play for her spank man Jimbo. Evans could literally rape a woman or steal some crab legs and she be driving the get away car for him if it in any way benefitted Mr. Cuck. 
 

Fuck her 

Agreed. She’s making reasonable points now because once again Jimbo has given her a new crib sheet. 

Like she gives 2 shits about the kids waiting on his spot. 

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