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On 3/8/2020 at 6:35 PM, Telegraph_it said:

I’ll buy her a ticket to Seattle. 

Or Wuhan.

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1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Or Wuhan.

Well, they could use a tourism boost.

8 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

I assumed she doesn’t have a passport. 

I assume she's not eligible for one

9 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

I assumed she doesn’t have a passport. 

She was in the merchant marine, so she's seen the world (from the inside of a bunch of portside bars, but still)

Edited by texifornia

So I wonder what covid-related bullshit she posted that caused her to blow up her twitter acct?  And bets on how long she keeps that promise?

 

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Wondering if she is using those bags of cash to stock up on Natty Lite and Virginia Slims now things are going into lock down?

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Wondering if she is using those bags of cash to stock up on Natty Lite and Virginia Slims now things are going into lock down?

Probably stocking up on some good (boxed) wine .

2 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Probably stocking up on some good (boxed) wine .

We have canned wine here too. Does Texas?

nothing more refreshing than cracking open a merlot from the pantry. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

2 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Probably stocking up on some good (boxed) wine .

Even Steel Shank doesn’t associate KKL with stockings and good box.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Well this is all very normal

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a standard box of condoms contains 36 condoms..if there were 25 boxes thats nearly 1000 condoms. No human on earth save Wilt Chamberlain in his prime needs that many condoms, good thing that there is absolutely nothing true about this story

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

a standard box of condoms contains 36 condoms..if there were 25 boxes thats nearly 1000 condoms. No human on earth save Wilt Chamberlain in his prime needs that many condoms, good thing that there is absolutely nothing true about this story

36 ?? in a standard box... what kind of discount brand have you been buying

7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

36 ?? in a standard box... what kind of discount brand have you been buying

I mean if they are buying 25 boxes of them it doesnt make sense to be buying them in some kind of 6 or 12 pack, gotta think of the economics of it in these trying times

I am sure it was the first time in 25 years KKL has been within six feet and a man and condom at the same time.

12 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I am sure it was the first time in 25 years KKL has been within six feet and a man and condom at the same time.

You saying she’s more of a bareback woman?  Remnants of her participation in the 60s culture, no doubt. 

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

Well this is all very normal

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I think we’ve found something ban worthy on surly. That creepy bitch has me on the verge of puking.
 

There was undoubtedly a burnt rubber smell on her ships in the Merchant Marine. 🤮

I am sure the men aboard the ships would have dragged a sea lion aboard the ship before they would have stooped so low as to have sex with that hag.

I am guessing Ol' Karen does not make 6figs, judging by the apparent trailer park she lives in.

This is normal... 

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33 minutes ago, golfclap said:

This is normal... 

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Who is this about?

41 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Who is this about?

It's KKL texting with Josh Bankhead's mom, which is cool and normal

Spoiler

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It’s uncanny how Karen is neighbors and friends with people whose children happen to be aggy football recruiting targets. Pure coincidence, I’m sure.

Of course she talks to Jimbo, how else will she know what parents to befriend and see what need they have?

a standard box of condoms contains 36 condoms..if there were 25 boxes thats nearly 1000 condoms. No human on earth save Wilt Chamberlain in his prime needs that many condoms, good thing that there is absolutely nothing true about this story
Before any math is done, let's not forget she is lying about asking some guy 50 years younger than her about the contents of his shopping cart. She didnt say shit to him about that specific item or anything else. Hell, none of it likely happened at all.
So Karen has Fisher on speed dial3ab34358c00b9465572f2ab365fb8003.jpgc078664e0e2bbf99458c3a5078778d30.jpg
Not to mention the big and tall store guy.

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12 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Uhhhhh ... that’s a no from me.b7c8a6dd54629620e27b86c2ef0d7b64.jpg


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Why the fuck do I keep reading this thread? 

On 3/22/2020 at 10:47 PM, markstanco said:
On 3/22/2020 at 9:38 AM, Longhornfrenzy said:
So Karen has Fisher on speed dial3ab34358c00b9465572f2ab365fb8003.jpgc078664e0e2bbf99458c3a5078778d30.jpg

Not to mention the big and tall store guy.

She almost put Jimbo’s cell on blast were it not for those damn pancakes.

The fact that the 75 million dollar aggy West Virginia native, roadkill eating head coach hired a bag lady who is a former Florida merchant marine skank punch is priceless.  Whoop!

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

She almost put Jimbo’s cell on blast were it not for those damn pancakes.

That was a calculated humblebrag (at least to those rubes),  don't kid yourself 

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

The fact that the 75 million dollar aggy West Virginia native, roadkill eating head coach hired a bag lady who is a former Florida merchant marine skank punch is priceless.  Whoop!

alright, fine, Ill give rep you BRILLIANT POS

That was a calculated humblebrag (at least to those rubes),  don't kid yourself 
Fucking this. Blocking 9 of the numbers with that plastic bag wasnt uncalculated. Even aggy knows this.
On 3/23/2020 at 10:51 PM, campcrunk said:

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I don't remember this video being taken.  I know you all find that surprising. Lol

No way she just put Jimbos name in her phone without actually having his number. Nah. That first digit looks like an 8, guess he kept his Tallahassee number. Probably plans on going back after he fucks over aggy for $75 mil.

9 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

No way she just put Jimbos name in her phone without actually having his number. Nah. That first digit looks like an 8, guess he kept his Tallahassee number. Probably plans on going back after he fucks over aggy for $75 mil.

That ain't happening. That bridge was blown to shit.

It is sort of appropriate that a bag blocks out Jimbo's alleged phone number.

1 hour ago, TBGFL said:

That ain't happening. That bridge was blown to shit.

Oh no, not to work. He'll just be a florida man.

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