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When in the wide, wide, world of sports is the NCAA gonna catch wind of the gomers and their "recruiting program"?

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2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

When in the wide, wide, world of sports is the NCAA gonna catch wind of the gomers and their "recruiting program"?

They will start caring when aggy wins anything of consequence at the expense of Bama, LSU, Florida, or Georgia. So... never

I always thought it was Debra Winger in Goodfellas ... damn.  Always educating  Always edifying.  That's the Surl, for you.

Pretty sure jimbo has a 979 area code cell number. Having s Florida one would be dumb

12 hours ago, markstanco said:

Pretty sure jimbo has a 979 area code cell number. Having s Florida one would be dumb

Florida phone is for his OGs. And sending hate texts to Candi's boytoys

For those of you who would know better than me, is the man in the picture for “billy_n_tiff” on Instagram our chin pubes? The guy looks a lot like him and given his name is Billy, I wonder if that is him. The reason I ask is I went to high school with the Tiffany in the picture. 

22 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

 

For comparing the bag hag to Lorraine Bracco.

the characters they play have the same first name

15 hours ago, markstanco said:

Pretty sure jimbo has a 979 area code cell number. Having s Florida one would be dumb

Jimbo and KKL are probably not the sharpest tools in the drawer, except when it comes to consoling recruits' mamas with illicit cash, cars and such.  

21 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jimbo and KKL are tools.  

 

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She might be Lance Armstrong's missing cancerous testicle. 

I highly doubt every single word she writes

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

She might be Lance Armstrong's missing cancerous testicle. 

You are what you eat.
 

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

The end.

.......

Maybe.

 

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She'll be back. She's always back. What was Jelmore's full post?

Edited by texifornia

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She'll be back. She's always back. What was Jelmore's full post?

Her note was in response to a bunch of people who complained about the number of posts she was starting, not specifically Jelmore's post.  (This thread was that 5 of the first 7 thread were by KKL.)

Here's Jelmore's post.

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1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I stopped reading when Karen said she needed to suck it

you were no longer master of your domain? 

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

can you ejaculate vomit?

You never had a slump buster?

this is no less than the 5th time Karen has told everyone shes done posting and through with that site.

in each and every case she started replying back to posts in under a day.    Her very first time doing it she didnt even last 8 fucking hours.

22 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Resting heart rate is 45?

She forgot to multiply by 4 after she finished counting.

16 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

never had a slump

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4 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

this is no less than the 5th time Karen has told everyone shes done posting and through with that site.

in each and every case she started replying back to posts in under a day.    Her very first time doing it she didnt even last 8 fucking hours.

She must be related to Derka.

Sobering thought.

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Wrong thread?

Yes

I kept thinking there would be a punchline. "And Karen Key Largo still lives" or something like that.

On 3/31/2020 at 1:03 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Resting heart rate is 45?

She has a heart block 

22 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Sooo....~40 hours?

Who could have possibly seen this coming?

There was no way to know. 

On 3/31/2020 at 9:13 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

She’s never lasted more than 48 hours away

 

On 3/31/2020 at 3:13 PM, Scholz said:

I highly doubt every single word she writes

Karen is really 32. And has a dick.

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