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7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There was no way to know. 

 

You really went out on a limb there 

22 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Karen is really 32. And has a dick.

Looch is 32 and has a penis?

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

KKL is just your run of the mill pathological liar. 

Nah, she is an exceptional pathological liar.

On 4/3/2020 at 7:42 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Nah, she is an exceptional pathological liar.

True. She sees her lies all the way through. There's no half-assing them. 

Karen actually come across the most grownup person in this exchange wooooof

Spoiler

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On 3/31/2020 at 8:26 PM, Getafix said:

The end........ Maybe.

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Any new Karen sightings???

 

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Any new Karen sightings???

 

Lots of dibeetus in that vidjo.

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Lots of dibeetus in that vidjo.

but its still fucking beautfiul, bunch of cunts dancing in the street during a time of trouble....even if they are fat

33 minutes ago, TexanTraveling said:

but its still fucking beautfiul, bunch of cunts dancing in the street during a time of trouble....even if they are fat

Good fucking lord I bet you're a blast to hang out with 

Showing off the ol’ Jimbo on speed dial yet again. 80993ec81953d60136481b4a40700962.jpg


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Showing off the ol’ Jimbo on speed dial yet again. 80993ec81953d60136481b4a40700962.jpg


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10 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Showing off the ol’ Jimbo on speed dial yet again. 80993ec81953d60136481b4a40700962.jpg


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Best part is she obviously scrolled to the Js just for this picture

She also knows OU's athletic director.  Conspiracy confirmed.

4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Best part is she obviously scrolled to the Js just for this picture

...and that she put her email address right there begging to be bombarded.

On 4/10/2020 at 12:43 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Dear Karen,

How many times have you tossed Jimbo's salet?

About tree fiddy. 

I knew that old hag would show back up. Was she on the way to keep her social distancing with a recruits family?

On 4/10/2020 at 9:35 AM, tejas60 said:

and Big Jim Jack

On the Mt Rushmore of Ticket characters in my opinion.

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen on the aggy corona response

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Karen Key Fauci

And she's usually pretty right about things so...

I like how someone asks what do you mean by that and she answers and I'm still wondering what she means by that.

52 minutes ago, Viper said:

I like how someone asks what do you mean by that and she answers and I'm still wondering what she means by that.

Deep state. Rothschilds. Illuminati. Alex Jones nailed it. 

All I want is for her to be the contributing factor that aggy gets in hot water.  It will never happen because LOLNCAA but fuck, would be lifetime aggy joke.  Surely they'll spurn some 4/5* that will mouth off about her after the shit hits the fan.

1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said:

 

 

How is she not in a home yet

We will never know the truth...

The basis of every good conspiracy theory. Nobody can prove this but I know I’m right.

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Over/Under 6 hours. What are you taking?


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Jesus fuck! This shit again? How can she possibly think that anyone one the planet believes her when she spews this shit?

21 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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under. 

Anyone checked in on South Austin's mom lately? I wonder how she's handling the social distancing thing, maybe limiting gatherings to under 10 at a time?

Too many powerful people knew that aggy winning the NC in 2020 would rob them of their authority (including Spain, and especially Italy). They just couldn't let the 2020 season happen. So guess what? Hello corona virus. Solves their problem - but just for this season. What will they do to stop aggy in 2021? Stay tuned. There's more coming. For sure.

Just now, Steel Shank said:

Too many powerful people knew that aggy winning the NC in 2020 would rob them of their authority (including Spain, and especially Italy). They just couldn't let the 2020 season happen. So guess what? Hello corona virus. Solves their problem - but just for this season. What will they do to stop aggy in 2021? Stay tuned. There's more coming. For sure.

Once it became clear aggy was so powerful that they were going to win the SEC, La Liga, and Serie A all in the same season, measures had to be taken.

6 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Too many powerful people knew that aggy winning the NC in 2020 would rob them of their authority (including Spain, and especially Italy). They just couldn't let the 2020 season happen. So guess what? Hello corona virus. Solves their problem - but just for this season. What will they do to stop aggy in 2021? Stay tuned. There's more coming. For sure.

Under-reported byproduct of CV - aggy's athletics money is fucked. SEZ has been paid for, thank god. Their capital investments aren't all paid for and they're banking on oil money to shore it up long term. Whoop!s. 

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

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That under better be about -1000, otherwise you’re gonna get cleaned out, lol my friend. 
 

Speaking of which, I was curious what our favorite lottery commissioner was up to these days. He writes for some random UF $9.95er site. Shockingly, his prose hasn’t changed much over the years.... 

 

 

15 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Under-reported byproduct of CV - aggy's athletics money is fucked. SEZ has been paid for, thank god. Their capital investments aren't all paid for and they're banking on oil money to shore it up long term. Whoop!s. 

I would take joy in this, but aggy’s diploma mill/packing the Capitol strategy just means we’ll all be forced to bail them out if they go under. 

15 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I would take joy in this, but aggy’s diploma mill/packing the Capitol strategy just means we’ll all be forced to bail them out if they go under. 

Can't take a bailout to buyout a coach. 

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