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58 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

It's been under our noses this entire time

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1 hour ago, OnAComputer said:

It's been under our noses this entire time

In our defense, he was pretty far down from eye sight.

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Good news folks, Hamm has held his latest jobs since November. Only 3~ months till he has to update his resume again

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38 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

His new office will be decorated like a bathroom stall.

 

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I have to wonder what's going on on his head... "This is a BRILLIANT idea! There's no way this could possibly end in disaster for me like literally everything else in my life has. This time's going to be different!" 

 

I really hope he does this. The inevitable train wreck will be amazing. 

Or- and I hope you guys can follow me here as it gets into the technical weeds- players can just use the existing framework and charge them for info.  
 

the fun part would be when the liuccis of the world start leaning on recruits to give info on other recruits instead of just themselves. 

'Likability'... lol never change Hammster!

Don’t let THEM make money off of you, talented teenager. Let ME make money off of you! TRUST THE HAMM!!!!!


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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

the fun part would be when the liuccis of the world start leaning on recruits to give info on other recruits instead of just themselves. 

He's already doing that

Didn’t he just divorce? And he’s making those kids do those hand signs…

I'm calling bs, don't aggies have to be juniors or seniors to get to do the hand sign of the oldest kid?

Really, really surprised he could tear himself away from the mens room to take that picture?

If likability is now key to making money off recruiting, the Hammster is in a world of hurt. (See: Ketchum, Geoff.) 

1 hour ago, Viper said:

I'm calling bs, don't aggies have to be juniors or seniors to get to do the hand sign of the oldest kid?

Most kids that age are smart enough to be aggy seniors.

Being Hamm's kid does make it extremely unlikely, however.

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

 

Older kid already has SEC bangs.

No way he goes aggy with those. That's got Alassippi written all over it.

3 hours ago, TechTech said:

He...ugh....downgraded

It only qualifies as downgraded when you had a say in the matter. A more accurate way to say it was “He was downgraded.”

An even more detailed laying out would be “His legitimately hot first wife dropped him like a bad habit because he couldn’t stop sniffing jock or hold down a real job and as a result his best option was a chubby younger woman still too naive to see he’s a loser.”

 

 

Y’all are mean. I think she’s sort of cute. Looks sweet. Hope this works out for the Hammster, never enjoy seeing anyone have their life completely unravel. 

3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Could be a downgrade, but he's still probably outkicking his coverage 

Well, given his height his coverage level is Punt, Pass and Kick competition so fair. 

He just changed a profile pic, he isnt posting videos of his kids crying because he wants to go see the latest 5 star that Oregon is going to take from Texas and aggy.

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It's times like last week that I wish this thread didn't have to be dead...

Didn't he go 0-16 or something like that on his predictions at one point? That is staggering 

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5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Didn't he go 0-16 or something like that on his predictions at one point? That is staggering 

The streak is even more staggering when you realize he posts here as Helobius. 

2 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

It's times like last week that I wish this thread didn't have to be dead...

I miss the Ham… this is one of the rare times that I would have expected his to actually be the voice of reason vs the east of the cult…

 

God speed little man….

 

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Holy fucking shit I am so full of shit. This would have been an epic little man syndrome melt and we as fans are worse off for not being to be able to witness and be a part of it…

It's almost too much to absorb the tears of aggy, KKL, Looch, AND Hamm. He had to go. I'm fixing to have exploding diarrhea from so many tears. 

It's almost too much to absorb the tears of aggy, KKL, Looch, AND Hamm. He had to go. I'm fixing to have exploding diarrhea from so many tears. 

Looch was on ESPNU this evening. Aggy has a 10 year head start in Texas so they are fine per him.

Looch getting lots of airtime with this….too bad he looks like he’s dealing with CoronaAids and a little touch of the monkey flu. 

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Looch was on ESPNU this evening. Aggy has a 10 year head start in Texas so they are fine per him.

Those motherfuckers needed 100.

Hook'em 

51 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Looch was on ESPNU this evening. Aggy has a 10 year head start in Texas so they are fine per him.

And just look at all they’ve won with that 10 year head start. Their Hall of Champions couldn’t hold all the trophies, so they’re obviously housing them elsewhere. 

7 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Looch getting lots of airtime with this….too bad he looks like he’s dealing with CoronaAids and a little touch of the monkey flu. 

I'm not sure if it's too many or not enough,  but he's got a chromosome issue 

 

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8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Their Hall of Champions couldn’t hold all the trophies, so they’re obviously housing them elsewhere. 

Yea, in Tuscaloosa

11 hours ago, markstanco said:


Looch was on ESPNU this evening. Aggy has a 10 year head start in Texas so they are fine per him.

Holy shit! It's just insane how their feeble brains work as a hive mind. Who the tf actually would not laugh at that other than aggy? To them that's a thought Aristotle would have created out of stone to personally hand over to Jesus at their next luncheon with Sul Ross 

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