Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

forgot we follow each other

  • Replies 9.6k
  • Views 1.3m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

3 minutes ago, Fug said:

forgot we follow each other

Since Jimbo went to A&M, Karen has become an expert on sheep.

47 minutes ago, Fug said:

forgot we follow each other

She's disgusting and her take is absolutely disgusting. But should we surprised? No, no we shouldn't.

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm not sure if it's too many or not enough,  but he's got a chromosome issue 

 

E46hB_nXMAABz6a.jpg

What's sad is that this is his "good" look compared to more recent pics. 

1 hour ago, Fug said:

forgot we follow each other

Has any school ever deserved a fan more than aggy deserves KKL? 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Has any school ever deserved a fan more than aggy deserves KKL? 

Nebraska. Baylor. 

best in the business.  forgot about hamm.  whats he had to say?

1 minute ago, NOMAAA said:

best in the business.  forgot about hamm.  whats he had to say?

I am guessing his attorneys advised him to stay off social media and keep his mouth shut. 

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm not sure if it's too many or not enough,  but he's got a chromosome issue 

 

E46hB_nXMAABz6a.jpg

D2DCBFFF-7202-498F-A103-869C143D6749.jpeg.c86609dfcadee099ffd08ebeb276fda9.jpeg

I am guessing his attorneys advised him to stay off social media and keep his mouth shut. 

For how many years? How do you go from being the leading recruiting analyst to radio dark?
11 minutes ago, XForce said:


For how many years? How do you go from being the leading recruiting analyst to radio dark?

Losing multiple jobs and his family. 

12 minutes ago, XForce said:


For how many years? How do you go from being the leading recruiting analyst to radio dark?

following 17/18 year old kids in to bathrooms and getting in fights at HS games does not help. 

  • 4 weeks later...
  • 5 weeks later...

Might be old news to some of you. I haven’t been on this thread in a while. But it looks like the Toilet Smurf has gradually come out of twitter hibernation. It’s only a matter of time before an epic meltdown. Welcome back, hammy fb85f8e2cabb948b82ad1b1c62d8d3ac.jpg


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Poor Hamm. Texas “isn’t coming back,” but has A&M ever even been there? Douche can’t even ask his great grandpa about it. 

I'd rather be a has been than a never was.

Poor Hamm. Texas “isn’t coming back,” but has A&M ever even been there? Douche can’t even ask his great grandpa about it. 
Texas may not be coming back, but Taylor Hamm sure as hell will be coming back...

next week, to clean and add chemicals to the pool.
14 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Texas may not be coming back, but Taylor Hamm sure as hell will be coming back...

Not what his kids said...

15 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Texas may not be coming back, but Taylor Hamm sure as hell will be coming back...

next week, to clean and add chemicals to the pool.

How pathetic is it to be fired from a pool cleaning job? And on his day off...

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Not what his kids said...

I don't think we're sure they're actually his kids. I would bet the former Mrs. Hamm would deny it. 

On 9/21/2021 at 9:52 AM, Scholz said:

I'd rather be a has been than a never was.

…nor ever will be.

It's like he never left...he's still got his magic touch
 
 

Edited by Dennis Taylor

"Ags may or may not like this comparison but Haynes King is our Colt McCoy. Slightly more athletic. He’s going to be a star."

I really cannot remember Colt ever bouncing a pass off the back of his own lineman's helmet?

13 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Ags may or may not like this comparison but Haynes King is our Colt McCoy. Slightly more athletic. He’s going to be a star."

I really cannot remember Colt ever bouncing a pass off the back of his own lineman's helmet?

To be fair, that was Calzada. Haynes King folded like a chair in game 1 and is now on crutches. 

Yeah, King is the guy who threw three picks against Kent St.

Colt McCoy never threw 3 INTs vs. Kent State. Just saying. 
 

That got me looking things up and he had 4 3 INT games out for 53 or so. King had it in his first game. But he's a slightly more athletic McCoy so it’s all good for A&M

Haynes King was terrible in limited play. Although I totally get why aggy would see a similarity to Colt Mccoy.

Might be old news to some of you. I haven’t been on this thread in a while. But it looks like the Toilet Smurf has gradually come out of twitter hibernation. It’s only a matter of time before an epic meltdown. Welcome back, hammy fb85f8e2cabb948b82ad1b1c62d8d3ac.jpg


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Just cant make this shit up.. outside lookin in blah blah blah

He has an arm like Case McCoy, so Hamm was close.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

He has an arm like Case McCoy, so Hamm was close.

King also has Case’s physical attractiveness.  

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

King also has Case’s physical attractiveness.  

And a similar stature to Hamm.

  • Popular Post
Fucking Toilet Smurf!

2264a117ca66c526319d4317f48179b1.jpg


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
29 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:


2264a117ca66c526319d4317f48179b1.jpg


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Love the 6 Figs!!!! 


Just cant make this shit up.. outside lookin in blah blah blah

What’s he saying now after calling the hogs a few weeks ago?

If you could have the smurf floating in the commode face down it would be better :). 

6 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

10e4d7a6e5c343d08520e8954a49c8e0.jpg


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Please make Henson the scapegoat and go back to #cubelife I'm begging you

Edited by texifornia

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Please make Henson the scapegoat and go back to #cubelife I'm begging you

Here’s a fun tidbit. Ya, Henson is fucking pissed lol Jimbo is interfering the exact same way he did at FSU with the OL. The man just LOVES his cubes

Oh and Elko is pissed as fuck for being the scape goat. Jimbo blaming zone defense and shit in press conferences with his 3 and out offense isn’t exactly playing up in the Elko household 

What was the coaching turnover at FSU prior to the Jimbo exit? I think he fired his longtime OL coach the year before.

If nothing else, toilet smurf has impeccable timing. He crawled out of his hole just in time for the aggy meltdown.

Edited by Deej

  • Popular Post
9 minutes ago, Deej said:

If nothing else, toilet smurf has impeccable timing. He crawled out of his hole just in time for the aggy meltdown.

just in time? Pretty sure his return was one of the signs and wonders foretelling the great aggy meltdown

And I looked, and behold 6 figs: and his name that sat on him was Toilet Smurf, and Melt followed with him. - Aggilations 6:8

Edited by Viper

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Shit, send Elko our way. Two DC's? Beat that, bitches! 

Sitting Power 5 coordinator imo

Need to send him a box of monogrammed shirts with a a blue “T.S..” as a good will gesture. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.