May 6, 20223 yr 16 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said: My brother in law makes that and he’s a Mongolian idiot  15 hours ago, UDontKnow said: I think you were going for Mongoloid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_idiocy
July 3, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said: Look who's back https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1543612346173628416?t=45CxEu1_sWUpfZev0bVr1Q&s=19
July 3, 20223 yr How hard can it be to fleece aggy when it comes to 'cruitin? How many times has Hammster screwed it up? Whoop, SEC! Got Jimbo. This is the year. Sleeping giant. Best class in history. He was never convincted. Jimbo is a qb whisperer. Whoop! Hey remember when we beat Bama? We didn't want that kid anyway. Ole Miss and Miss St are sure Ws. We've had a lot of injuries. That was a minor setback. Sips are screwing us. SEC is the hardest conference. Evar. Trust Jimbo? Next year is our year. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.Â
July 3, 20223 yr When I opened this thread, I fully expected to read Hamm had secured a position selling life insurance in Montgomery.Â
July 3, 20223 yr Guys, he is an obvious tech startup genius. He spelled the word in a fun, quirky way that shows that he is ready for war in these advanced technological times.Â
July 3, 20223 yr I find it hilarious the one guy that says he's a good guy goes by belowme. To be honest when I first started writing this post I thought it was Blowme.Â
July 3, 20223 yr That reads like it’s less recruiting coverage and more brokering nil to athletes.  Or maybe he is the NIL and is paying athletes for access.  (At least out of state ones until Texas law changes)
July 3, 20223 yr So… how much is in the wreath fund? We got to be in the ground floor of this pyramid scheme.. right?
July 3, 20223 yr 45 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said: Guys, he is an obvious tech startup genius. He spelled the word in a fun, quirky way that shows that he is ready for war in these advanced technological times. My guess is that he forgot to use spellcheck.Â
July 3, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Chopper said: Hamm counts the numbers after the decimal point to get to 7figs. Powermoves Blvd! 🤣😂🤣
July 3, 20223 yr I’m all for it. Let him creep out more recruits and send em our way. Shit go interview Evan Stewart. By the time he’s done, Stewart will have already transferred here
July 3, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said: When I opened this thread, I fully expected to read Hamm had secured a position selling life insurance in Montgomery. He wishes
July 3, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Go to his site.... yeah he's the....  The Furure of Sports World... 😋  Edited July 3, 20223 yr by LTtxfan
July 3, 20223 yr Popular Post Toilet Smurf monicker is definitely one of my prouder moments on the internets.Â
July 3, 20223 yr Popular Post "The Naritiv" Sounds like a gay porn site that tries to put focus more on the storylines. Edited July 3, 20223 yr by Deej
July 3, 20223 yr He’s definitely trying to be an NIL go between. He’ll have all his kids doing promotional spots for pool companies and, what was is they’ve already crushed, small batch sunflower seeds?  Also, pure Hamm to be getting it in the NIL game and call it recruiting. That’s a violation, bud, on tweet one.Â
July 3, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Deej said: "The Naritiv" Sounds like a gay porn site that tries to put focus more on the storylines. Shhhhhh...He might actually make 6 figs from that idea. Could be some good storylines around him chasing young recruits into the mens room and manning the glory hole. He won't even have to get on his knees. He's back just in time to see the Horns put an ass whipping on aggy in recruiting.
July 4, 20223 yr 20 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said: When I opened this thread, I fully expected to read Hamm had secured a position selling life insurance in Montgomery. I’m from Montgomery. I used to sell title Insurance there. This hits uncomfortably close to home.Â
July 5, 20223 yr Lord help us all. Â I haven't seen confirmation of this, but I understand the 2nd grade school human science project known as Taylor Hamm has apparently started an OnlyFans for recruits. Â
July 6, 20223 yr Glad the best in the biz decided to get back in the game. This will probably not end well for him  Edited July 6, 20223 yr by Longhornfrenzy
July 6, 20223 yr Hamm envisions himself as a kingmaker who now has power to punish his old bosses who fired his ass. It will be game over when this scheme lands him in jail. Â
July 6, 20223 yr We are going to re-train recruits how to interact with coaching staffs. Once they realize they hold all the cards, it’s game over for major programs. We will make sure they utilize every aspect of their name, image and likeness.
July 6, 20223 yr 18 minutes ago, texifornia said: Â His entire world is motivated by fantasies of retribution against everyone who giggled at him. Now he's going to usher in the new era where he's the single leader in burning down the entire recruiting media universe for spurning him. Take that, Internet.Â
July 6, 20223 yr So how exactly will this work for recruits who live in states that don’t allow high school kids to get NIL.Â
July 6, 20223 yr If I’m a coach, I look at who is on this platform and immediately quit recruiting themÂ
July 6, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Big Woodrows said: Â "We"...I guess he's got a tiny little mouse in his pocketÂ
July 6, 20223 yr There's a point somewhere there about why recruits allow these leaches to make money off of them in exchange for a little attention...but sixfigs won't be the one to upset the paradigm.
July 6, 20223 yr 56 minutes ago, Noah Fence said: So how exactly will this work for recruits who live in states that don’t allow high school kids to get NIL. It isn’t. This dipshit thinks he is going to teach kids to extort recruiting services for info. He’s going to end up getting some kids declared ineligible and probably get fucking sued by some parents.Â
July 6, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: It isn’t. This dipshit thinks he is going to teach kids to extort recruiting services for info. He’s going to end up getting some kids declared ineligible and probably get fucking sued by some parents. Judgment has never been his strong suit. Boy.Â
July 6, 20223 yr Hamm released a new, more modest, business purpose. We are going to re-train recruits on how to interact with bathroom attendants. Once they realize they hold all the accoutrements, it’s "game on" for all involved. We will make sure they protect every aspect of their name, image and likeness while having a little fun amongst the porcelain. Edited July 6, 20223 yr by Chopper
July 6, 20223 yr "Once they realize they just have to compliment my tiny penis when I sidle up next to them at a bathroom stall, it's game over for the major outlets."
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