July 6, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said: And Kyle Field adds another championship. I’m not at all surprised that Hamm (not-so) subtly listed aggy as the fan base seeking the most “influence” in that infographic. However, I am shocked he didn’t put Texas at the bottom with like 4 subscribers.
July 6, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said: And Kyle Field adds another championship. Excellent graphic that tells you exactly what you need to know. Everything except what the numbers mean. are they subscribers? Dollars? Other? Chlorine ppb? if subscribers, must you declare a team allegiance? Can you declare more than one? If so, does the tally for all of them get a notch if you subscribe to a “PSA” (that acronym is already taken, ironically for the information on this parenthetical)?
July 6, 20223 yr So let me get this straight... he wants to design a system that recruits, so not in college and so not yet eligible for NIL, get kickbacks directly for recruiting info. So he wants to set up a system that in some states can make them ineligible to play HS football and his potential A&M booster status could be tied them losing the ability to be recruited by A&M?
July 6, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, Laxtonto said: So he wants to set up a system that in some states can make them ineligible to play HS football and his potential A&M booster status could be tied them losing the ability to be recruited by A&M? Hamm’s not an aggy booster. You need to have money for that. Edited July 6, 20223 yr by Burt Macklin
July 6, 20223 yr Build up fanbase on a recruiting "tool" vs build fanbase on a proven monetary platform like Instagram/Twitter that lives on post recruitment...
July 6, 20223 yr I think if you are going to use Hamm's service and you are a high school kid ONLY do this if you parents have a pool. Pool cleaning will be the one thing Hamm will have to work off his potential legal settlement.
July 6, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, texifornia said: high school students/recruits in Texas can now get NIL money?!
July 6, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, NoName said: high school students/recruits in Texas can now get NIL money?! The Naritiv’s premium package (aka Lone Star Edition) includes domicile relocation services, ya dumb sip.
July 6, 20223 yr Sounds like Hamm is trying to be a super "Uncle". He likely gets money from the subscribers and also doles content out to the recruiting services for another fee, then once the kid signs with aggy, he pays the kid a small portion as NIL.
July 6, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said: And Kyle Field adds another championship. Lol using the word influence at all would have Texas compliance calling me immediately. What an absolute moron NIL: Hey you can do all these things, just make sure you literally don't do just this one thing Hamm:
July 6, 20223 yr Popular Post This fucking idiot created that dipshitted name and didn’t even check to make sure he could secure the URL. Wow. Outside of certain tragic hilarity with all of this, I believe the one other benefit this absurdity will provide is that there is one fanbase dumb enough to wind up backing him in some form. With that group’s support, he’s going to get in the middle of a recruitment or two and royally fuck them up for ATM.
July 6, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, closetojumping said: This fucking idiot created that dipshitted name and didn’t even check to make sure he could secure the URL. Wow. Outside of certain tragic hilarity with all of this, I believe the one other benefit this absurdity will provide is that there is one fanbase dumb enough to wind up backing him in some form. With that group’s support, he’s going to get in the middle of a recruitment or two and royally fuck them up for ATM. It's still going to not end well, but https://thenaritiv.com/
July 6, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, closetojumping said: This fucking idiot created that dipshitted name and didn’t even check to make sure he could secure the URL. Wow. Outside of certain tragic hilarity with all of this, I believe the one other benefit this absurdity will provide is that there is one fanbase dumb enough to wind up backing him in some form. With that group’s support, he’s going to get in the middle of a recruitment or two and royally fuck them up for ATM. of course he had the name, fell in love with it, and didn't check to see if he could get the URL. that is the most Hamm move ever.
July 6, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Moderator said: It's still going to not end well, but https://thenaritiv.com/ That’s going to get Ohio state lawyers involved, now that they have control over… that definite article.
July 6, 20223 yr Also, does he realize that Narativ and Naritiv are pronounced differently? The first is pronounced like Narrative, the second? Who the fuck knows?
July 6, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, Moderator said: Also, does he realize that Narativ and Naritiv are pronounced differently? The first is pronounced like Narrative, the second? Who the fuck knows? Nar-Ree-Teev
July 6, 20223 yr Popular Post Do not continue to take naritiv if you are allergic to naritiv. Possible side effects include thin skin, frequent urges to use the restroom, anal bleeding, vaginitis, and persistent narcissism. Edited July 6, 20223 yr by Pato del Muerto
July 6, 20223 yr Popular Post 7 minutes ago, Moderator said: It's still going to not end well, but https://thenaritiv.com/ I guess they are just gonna roll with "The furure of sports world" as their tag line? That's the kind of attention to detail that makes me think this venture is gonna be yuuuuuuuuge.
July 6, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Blotto said: I guess they are just gonna roll with "The furure of sports world" as their tag line? That's the kind of attention to detail that makes me think this venture is gonna be yuuuuuuuuge. Aside from that, neither button works. I guess this is a pre-live marketing push of some sort?
July 6, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, Blotto said: I guess they are just gonna roll with "The furure of sports world" as their tag line? That's the kind of attention to detail that makes me think this venture is gonna be yuuuuuuuuge. I never before realized that this pic ALSO looks like it might have been taken in a bathroom… That or a utility closer. This is the kind of promotional expertise and resources that will have kids lining up to become ineligible.
July 6, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, Blotto said: I guess they are just gonna roll with "The furure of sports world" as their tag line? That's the kind of attention to detail that makes me think this venture is gonna be yuuuuuuuuge. I had to check the lyrics of Nick Lowe's "Little Hitler" to make sure it wasn't written about Hamm.
July 6, 20223 yr Popular Post Video from Hamm's 4th of July party has reportedly emerged. The little guy who lights the fuse and then almost gets blown up near the tire is reportedly Hamm. #thenaritiv
July 6, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Chopper said: Video from Hamm's 4th of July party has reportedly emerged. The little guy who lights the fuse and then almost gets blown up near the tire is reportedly Hamm. #thenaritiv
July 6, 20223 yr Popular Post 44 minutes ago, Blotto said: I guess they are just gonna roll with "The furure of sports world" as their tag line? That's the kind of attention to detail that makes me think this venture is gonna be yuuuuuuuuge. Schindler's Listeater
July 6, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Moderator said: Also, does he realize that Narativ and Naritiv are pronounced differently? The first is pronounced like Narrative, the second? Who the fuck knows? "Dairy...Queen"
July 6, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Moderator said: Also, does he realize that Narativ and Naritiv are pronounced differently? The first is pronounced like Narrative, the second? Who the fuck knows? This feels like one of those pin/pen cot/caught things.
July 6, 20223 yr This is just better than I imagined it could be. Has there ever been a better example of aggy than Taylor Hamm? He is the literal personification of getting in your own way, again and again. Personally, I am thrilled he is back. The furure looks bright again!
July 6, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Blotto said: I guess they are just gonna roll with "The furure of sports world" as their tag line? That's the kind of attention to detail that makes me think this venture is gonna be yuuuuuuuuge. Actually, the full motto is "The Furure of Sports World for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Aggie"
July 6, 20223 yr Meanwhile, back at the aggy athletics and admin office on hearing 6Figgs is "back" in the game:
July 6, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Burt Macklin said: Hamm’s not an aggy booster. You need to have money for that. But he does sit in an aggy booster seat.
July 6, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Maybe he had it translated into Japanese and then back into English. The Furure of Super Sports World Happy Fun Money Elvis.
July 8, 20223 yr On 7/6/2022 at 2:20 PM, Chooky said: The Furure of Super Sports World Happy Fun Money Elvis. Super Karate Death Midget
July 8, 20223 yr I mentioned 6figgs newest venture to a t-shirt aggy at work and got an eye roll followed by, "this won't end well" 🤣
July 8, 20223 yr Amusing coincidence. I found this in my junk email folder just now. Perhaps Hamm is branching out. I'll let you know what happens after I click the links.
July 9, 20223 yr On 7/7/2022 at 10:26 PM, SizzleChest said: Super Karate Death Midget But Taylor has big ambitions, and pants to match…
July 9, 20223 yr On 7/6/2022 at 8:56 AM, closetojumping said: This fucking idiot created that dipshitted name and didn’t even check to make sure he could secure the URL. Wow. Outside of certain tragic hilarity with all of this, I believe the one other benefit this absurdity will provide is that there is one fanbase dumb enough to wind up backing him in some form. With that group’s support, he’s going to get in the middle of a recruitment or two and royally fuck them up for ATM. Which is precisely why we should back him. Fire up Ol Sarge and give that man a soap box already.
July 12, 20223 yr On 7/6/2022 at 11:44 AM, markstanco said: Meanwhile, back at the aggy athletics and admin office on hearing 6Figgs is "back" in the game: Hamm as the bullpen pitcher. Everyone else as the Phillies catcher
September 7, 20223 yr x posting from the Jimbo 2023 thread: this is Hamm's latest tweet if you want a laugh. didn't he already steal a bunch of people from 247, ESPN and Rivals? technically including himself? Maisel was at ESPN forever, they hired a guy who was a senior writer for AL.com, Chad Simmons was at both Rivals and Scout. I think the A&M writer for on3 used to work at 247 and Rivals. Hayes Fawcett used to do stuff for 247. Spiegelman used to be a national analyst for Rivals. Gerry Hamilton was at ESPN. the director of scouting and rankings for on3 was a national analyst for 247 (Charles Power.) I think the Ole Miss or the Miss St 247 site totally flipped to On3 from 247, same for one of the tOSU sites. Shea Dixon left 247 for On3. edit: i didn't even post the saddest thing about this tweet...it has been up for almost 24 full hours and has exactly 1 like (from a private account? or from Hamm's own account?), no RTs, no responses.
September 10, 20223 yr The time was when watching him coach any other season that he didn’t have Winston.
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