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11 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Gonna need more than 6 figs for that

39 minutes ago, Viper said:

Gonna need more than 6 figs for that

Nailed it! Well done. 

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Hamm had better watch out, this kind of insubordination is likely to get his media credentials yan...

Oh wait.  Nevermind.

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Hamm had better watch out, this kind of insubordination is likely to get his media credentials yan...

Oh wait.  Nevermind.

He’s just re-enacting the Christmas party at the pool cleaning company. He’s playing the role of his (former) boss. 

4 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Agreed. The bathroom attendant at BW3 off 249 is a loser 

10 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Jimbo Fisher. 8 Figs. 

17 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

He's already got his kids going aggy signs in family photos:

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5 hours ago, C-Man said:

He's already got his kids going aggy signs in family photos:

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Her- " What have I done?"

One you assholes with photoshop skills need to insert sheep heads in that photo :)

  • 8 months later...

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Hamm still has 10,000+ followers on Twitter/X. He’s still trying to push his TheNaritiv recruiting BS and be a player in the recruiting game. 24 hours, no likes, comments, or reposts… ouch.

On 8/10/2023 at 2:00 PM, EP_Texican said:

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Hamm still has 10,000+ followers on Twitter/X. He’s still trying to push his TheNaritiv recruiting BS and be a player in the recruiting game. 24 hours, no likes, comments, or reposts… ouch.

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Naritiv sounds like some QVC women's facial cream.

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6 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Championship ring? 

He's an Astros fan.

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Dude's definitely on a bender.

 

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lmao. They don't make 9.95ers like the used to

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Dude's definitely on a bender.

 

Yeah I bet.  Fucking L. O. L. 

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

He's an Astros fan.

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Yeah... but... don't you have to play for the team to get a ring? 

Jfc, how would this dude react if the aggies were actually good, had recent success, but lost at the end…to their in-state rivals no less?

 

17 minutes ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Jfc, how would this dude react if the aggies were actually good, had recent success, but lost at the end…to their premier in-state sec rivals no less?

 

fify

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One of the most successful executives in Houston bought 10k in furniture without denting his bank account. Baller status.

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One of the most successful executives in Houston bought 10k in furniture without denting his bank account. Baller status.

At mattress Mack. Which sells all the cheap shit. Fucking lolz.
8 hours ago, RabidM said:

Yeah... but... don't you have to play for the team to get a ring? 

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Nice to see that Taylor Hamm is still a worthless loser. I'm going to assume he lost his old house in the divorce, some 2 story 300k in the Woodlands or Conroe. Can't wait to see what he's in now, what with his delightful work history and the turbocharged dual income from his 23 year old child bride. I bet they've got an 1800 square foot track home in Atascosita at this rate. 

Also, I know better, but I really wanted this to be him, too bad it said Tampa. Still too good not to share.

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Also, imagine stanning for LinkedIn in 2023 as some kind of business flex. And for him personally, to attract attention to HIS linkedIn page...the dissonance there is just breathtaking. But I appreciate it, becuase reading his Aggie Scoop entry makes me laugh out loud, uncontrollably, every single time. It sucks that it happens at the office, with people around, but it's still worth it. 

 

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Taylor Hamm is definitely one of those types that you find on youtube acting like a baby and breaking a TV because his team loses. 

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14 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


At mattress Mack. Which sells all the cheap shit. Fucking lolz.

100% chance he bought that thinking the Astros would win the World Series and he'd get it for free. 100%. 

Hamm and Looch are such internet tough guys. 

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

100% chance he bought that thinking the Astros would win the World Series and he'd get it for free. 100%. 

yup, and it technically didn't dent his bank account because it was 100% financed

12 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Taylor Hamm is definitely one of those types that you find on youtube acting like a baby and breaking a TV because his team loses. 

Only because he can replace it without putting a dent into his bank account. He’s one of the most successful executives in Houston. 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hamm and Looch are such internet tough guys. 

Turdition. 

Three things:

  1. Some genius broke into Hamm's account and knows Hamm well enough to post plausible crazy shit.
  2. Hamm's not a sociopath as claimed by his tormentor. He is absurdly obsessed with his internet persona, and it's remarkable a top executive has enough time to keep his tiny fingers so engaged defending the honor of that persona.
  3. Hamm has a jihad against TexAgs. Hamm wants a fist fight with somebody. 
    1. Find Hamm's most I'll-fight-your-ass post. Copy it
    2. Find Hamm's most anti-TexAgs post. Copy it.
    3. Go to TexAgs and find one of Chin Pubes' belligerent challenges to fight.
    4. Paste the Hamm posts under one of Billy's I'll-fight-your-ass posts.
    5. Okay, boys, name your time and place. Billy can post that info on Hamm's Linked In page.
    6. Better yet, Billy's always in the office. Hamm should just go there with cameras.
    7. Manly manful fisticuffs ensue.
4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Manly manful fisticuffs ensue.

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I'll always remember somebody on here posting his Kingwood address as their own mailing address. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Nice to see that Taylor Hamm is still a worthless loser. I'm going to assume he lost his old house in the divorce, some 2 story 300k in the Woodlands or Conroe. Can't wait to see what he's in now, what with his delightful work history and the turbocharged dual income from his 23 year old child bride. I bet they've got an 1800 square foot track home in Atascosita at this rate. 

Also, I know better, but I really wanted this to be him, too bad it said Tampa. Still too good not to share.

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Also, imagine stanning for LinkedIn in 2023 as some kind of business flex. And for him personally, to attract attention to HIS linkedIn page...the dissonance there is just breathtaking. But I appreciate it, becuase reading his Aggie Scoop entry makes me laugh out loud, uncontrollably, every single time. It sucks that it happens at the office, with people around, but it's still worth it. 

 

Hey, asshole! What's wrong with a "tract" home in Atascocita?! If it's good enough for Kelvin then it's good enough for me!

3 hours ago, Handcruser said:


At mattress Mack. Which sells all the cheap shit. Fucking lolz.

Yeah, but you can get all your cheap shit delivered today apparently. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Hamm and Looch are such internet tough guys. 

True.  Chief difference being  Looch is a successful con man, Hamm is certifiable.

1 hour ago, RollingPresidential said:

What is he an executive of now?

His LinkedIn says he is now a Sales Executive at ICE (Intercontinental Exchange).

Glassdoor estimates for the position are $210K/year all in. Though half of that is attributed to bonuses and commission (i.e., Hamm actually being good at his job), so, you know, probably safest to not assume he's actually getting all that. But Hamm don't give a shit, inflation ain't exist in Conroe, and $105K is enough for the six-figs badge!

Universal things one can always trust in: death, taxes, sunset & sunrise (excluding the poles), and Taylor Hamm cunting it up due to his massive deficit in self-esteem, height, rational thinking, and likeability.

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Universal things one can always trust in: death, taxes, sunset & sunrise (excluding the poles), and Taylor Hamm cunting it up due to his massive deficit in self-esteem, height, rational thinking, and likeability and small peen.

Fixed and whatnot

1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

His LinkedIn says he is now a Sales Executive at ICE (Intercontinental Exchange).

Glassdoor estimates for the position are $210K/year all in. Though half of that is attributed to bonuses and commission (i.e., Hamm actually being good at his job), so, you know, probably safest to not assume he's actually getting all that. But Hamm don't give a shit, inflation ain't exist in Conroe, and $105K is enough for the six-figs badge!

$210k is closer to what the most successful execs in Houston pay in property taxes

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