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Dumbass needs to stop drinking and tweeting at the same time. 

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Y'all are missing a whole other thread that likely pissed his wife off:

 

All of this is great and all, but what do we know about this saucy minx, Hannah?

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

All of this is great and all, but what do we know about this saucy minx, Hannah?

Rumor is she banged Looch....

Man that dude is incredibly immature and weird. 

Member when that weird little twat posted a video of his kid crying because he was leaving to go do some high level 'crootin for them ags ? Probably around the time of the bathroom incident...I member

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

So she's blind and has no sense of smell...

She burned out her nostrils on cocaine like looch?

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

All of this is great and all, but what do we know about this saucy minx, Hannah?

She is a Texas girl who gives Hamm shit, immediate wife material. 

10 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

She is a Texas girl who gives Hamm shit, immediate wife material. 

I dunno man, that picture says “danger-stabby. Proceed with caution” to me. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I dunno man, that picture says “danger-stabby. Proceed with caution” to me. 

Who cares, she's got some nice titties!!

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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Maybe it's just me but how many of us feel the need to throw up the Hook Em on our wedding day? I know they are taking 100s of photos anyway and maybe then you do it,  but to put on social media then it just screams that your entire identity is about your school. 

He should have held a tile brush for cleaning pools.

 

Hannah's picture is a trap... she's using a filter!

But back to the past couple of pages.  W T F !?

Seriously... its hard to understand why he would do that all that.  Disturbing really since he has a family.  

21 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Deleted his LinkedIn too apparently

lol I saw he looked at my profile after I looked at his. Bet I wasn't the only one!

Linkedin is still there.

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36 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Hannah's picture is a trap... she's using a filter!  

Still would smash all night long.

49 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Hannah's picture is a trap... she's using a filter!

That’s ok. I’ll drink about 6 filters if needed.  

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

So she's blind and has no sense of smell...

She's an Astro's fan. She'd bang a trash can. 

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

She's an Astro's fan. She'd bang a trash can. 

You win the internet for today.

18 hours ago, Chooky said:

He's like 5'5. I bet that's the gist of his entire disposition. 

O/U on the number of Altuve jerseys hanging in Hamm's closet?

35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

O/U on the number of Altuve jerseys hanging in Hamm's closet?

He secretly owns and wears a Kyler Murray OU jersey

38 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

He secretly owns and wears a Kyler Murray OU jersey

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Only things holding back the Hamster in life are his appearance, his lack of talent, and his general personality.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

He secretly owns and wears a Kyler Murray OU jersey

because it's the only one small enough to fit him?

47 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Only things holding back the Hamster in life are his appearance, his lack of talent, and his general personality.


But worse for him, somehow ... He's cracking up publicly.

Man ... how do you explain that to your boss, to your wife ...?  You're a salesman, and anytime a potential client types in the phrase Taylor Hamm they'll be led to a discussion of how batshit crazy you are. 

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On 9/25/2018 at 6:49 PM, Chopper said:

Good memory. Didn't hamm say something along the lines of no recruit would ever have more impact drawing other top recruits to any program that Gunnell? 

If you are Jonesing for a Gunnell Effect 2023 update, he's a soon-to-be 24 year old backup QB at 0-8 Sam Houston St. Don't ever let anyone tell you Hammster doesn't have a special gift for recruiting.  That's @Helobious level foresight

If you are Jonesing for a Gunnell Effect 2023 update, he's a soon-to-be 24 year old backup QB at 0-8 Sam Houston St. Don't ever let anyone tell you Hammster doesn't have a special gift for recruiting.  That's [mention=2291]Helobious[/mention] level foresight

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8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

He secretly owns and wears a Kyler Murray OU jersey

Probably the only man who is small enough to wear Kyler’s jersey as a sleep shirt. 

Speaking of unhinged lunatics, what’s going on with KarenKeyLargo these days?  

11 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Is Hamm married to Taylor Estes?

1) that pic is a Texas Superman who mocked Hamm into deleting his twitter account. Well, that and his obvious drunkenness. 
 

2) she’s way hotter than Taylor Estes sir, if for nothing other than the brain. 

7 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Speaking of unhinged lunatics, what’s going on with KarenKeyLargo these days?  

 

22 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Maybe it's just me but how many of us feel the need to throw up the Hook Em on our wedding day? I know they are taking 100s of photos anyway and maybe then you do it,  but to put on social media then it just screams that your entire identity is about your school. 

He should have held a tile brush for cleaning pools.

 

My thought as well. It's even worse that he has those boys doing deeply Aggie shit. I feel like he gets the same thing out of associating with Aggies that A&M gets from the SEC association. They both feel elevated even though constant failure is their brand.

I think Hamm is a truly disturbed individual. He likely started out that way then public humiliation made it worse. I don't like facile psychology diagnoses, but I will venture to say that at least one of his pathologies is delusions of grandeur. It's an easy call.

I hope he doesn't wake up one night of a dark black mood. He's bound to have guns in the house. He seems like the type to think his wife and kids couldn't face life without him. He needs to get to a professional.

32 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

My thought as well. It's even worse that he has those boys doing deeply Aggie shit.

One of those boys appears to be doing a Charlie's Angel pose. NTTIAWWT.

I'm sure dear old dad will provide a loving and accepting environment for L'il Hamm to flourish!

On 10/25/2023 at 11:34 AM, Gucci_Suit said:

Has anyone actually met Hamm? What if he’s just AI or some bored comic like the Karl Welzein character from years ago? 

I have met Luicci and Ketch, among others.

I met Taylor Hamm several times at the 7-on-7 State Championships around a decade ago.

IMO, they're all weird, dishonest, underqualified; you name it.

Hamm reminded me of a smarmy little (adult) nerd I knew growing up. I always warned adults about him as a child and they would laugh and say "he's weird but otherwise okay."

He was small in stature, looked a little like Taylor and, although tried to smile and play nice, there was a nervous energy around him. Something always seemed off. He could be a little shy and then show bursts of personality. He was very insecure and loved attention and being associated with the Elite. It was very important to him. I would catch him telling lies about things he accomplished. Embellishments that could be shot down immediately. Like, "You serious, bro?" 

The first time I met Taylor Hamm I was immediately reminded of this man many moons ago during my childhood. It hit me instantly.

The appearance.

The persona.

The character traits.

This man went on to achieve his goal of rubbing elbows with the affluent; drinking wines, playing chess and bocce, and acting as an established Gentleman. 

It turns out he had a flair for the dramatic; a thing for emotional outbursts behind the scenes. It turns out he would do anything that would help him achieve being an established Gentleman.

Remember in those days there was no internet.

But he became world famous too!

As one of America's most famous serial killers. 

I had him pegged all those years ago. Maybe not to that extent, but I knew he was hiding something.

Forty years later, I have some more advice:

Stay away from Taylor Hamm.

And, yes, this is a true story. I really did grow up near a serial killer with a similar appearance, persona, and identical character traits as this weirdo.

 

 

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28 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

I have met Luicci and Ketch, among others.

I met Taylor Hamm several times at the 7-on-7 State Championships around a decade ago.

IMO, they're all weird, dishonest, underqualified; you name it.

Hamm reminded me of a smarmy little (adult) nerd I knew growing up. I always warned adults about him as a child and they would laugh and say "he's weird but otherwise okay."

He was small in stature, looked a little like Taylor and, although tried to smile and play nice, there was a nervous energy around him. Something always seemed off. He could be a little shy and then show bursts of personality. He was very insecure and loved attention and being associated with the Elite. It was very important to him. I would catch him telling lies about things he accomplished. Embellishments that could be shot down immediately. Like, "You serious, bro?" 

The first time I met Taylor Hamm I was immediately reminded of this man many moons ago during my childhood. It hit me instantly.

The appearance.

The persona.

The character traits.

This man went on to achieve his goal of rubbing elbows with the affluent; drinking wines, playing chess and bocce, and acting as an established Gentleman. 

It turns out he had a flair for the dramatic; a thing for emotional outbursts behind the scenes. It turns out he would do anything that would help him achieve being an established Gentleman.

Remember in those days there was no internet.

But he became world famous too!

As one of America's most famous serial killers. 

I had him pegged all those years ago. Maybe not to that extent, but I knew he was hiding something.

Forty years later, I have some more advice:

Stay away from Taylor Hamm.

And, yes, this is a true story. I really did grow up near a serial killer with a similar appearance, persona, and identical character traits as this weirdo.

 

 

did the serial killer also have a huge cock?  Cause if not, he's no Taylor Hamm

awww... saw the thread bump and thought Hamm was back on twitter.  I has a sad. 

8 hours ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

I have met Luicci and Ketch, among others.

I met Taylor Hamm several times at the 7-on-7 State Championships around a decade ago.

IMO, they're all weird, dishonest, underqualified; you name it.

Hamm reminded me of a smarmy little (adult) nerd I knew growing up. I always warned adults about him as a child and they would laugh and say "he's weird but otherwise okay."

He was small in stature, looked a little like Taylor and, although tried to smile and play nice, there was a nervous energy around him. Something always seemed off. He could be a little shy and then show bursts of personality. He was very insecure and loved attention and being associated with the Elite. It was very important to him. I would catch him telling lies about things he accomplished. Embellishments that could be shot down immediately. Like, "You serious, bro?" 

The first time I met Taylor Hamm I was immediately reminded of this man many moons ago during my childhood. It hit me instantly.

The appearance.

The persona.

The character traits.

This man went on to achieve his goal of rubbing elbows with the affluent; drinking wines, playing chess and bocce, and acting as an established Gentleman. 

It turns out he had a flair for the dramatic; a thing for emotional outbursts behind the scenes. It turns out he would do anything that would help him achieve being an established Gentleman.

Remember in those days there was no internet.

But he became world famous too!

As one of America's most famous serial killers. 

I had him pegged all those years ago. Maybe not to that extent, but I knew he was hiding something.

Forty years later, I have some more advice:

Stay away from Taylor Hamm.

And, yes, this is a true story. I really did grow up near a serial killer with a similar appearance, persona, and identical character traits as this weirdo.

 

 

you pegged taylor hamm?   yuck

On 10/26/2023 at 12:20 PM, RollingPresidential said:

lol I saw he looked at my profile after I looked at his. Bet I wasn't the only one!

No, you were not.

10 hours ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

I have met Luicci and Ketch, among others.

I met Taylor Hamm several times at the 7-on-7 State Championships around a decade ago.

IMO, they're all weird, dishonest, underqualified; you name it.

Hamm reminded me of a smarmy little (adult) nerd I knew growing up. I always warned adults about him as a child and they would laugh and say "he's weird but otherwise okay."

He was small in stature, looked a little like Taylor and, although tried to smile and play nice, there was a nervous energy around him. Something always seemed off. He could be a little shy and then show bursts of personality. He was very insecure and loved attention and being associated with the Elite. It was very important to him. I would catch him telling lies about things he accomplished. Embellishments that could be shot down immediately. Like, "You serious, bro?" 

The first time I met Taylor Hamm I was immediately reminded of this man many moons ago during my childhood. It hit me instantly.

The appearance.

The persona.

The character traits.

This man went on to achieve his goal of rubbing elbows with the affluent; drinking wines, playing chess and bocce, and acting as an established Gentleman. 

It turns out he had a flair for the dramatic; a thing for emotional outbursts behind the scenes. It turns out he would do anything that would help him achieve being an established Gentleman.

Remember in those days there was no internet.

But he became world famous too!

As one of America's most famous serial killers. 

I had him pegged all those years ago. Maybe not to that extent, but I knew he was hiding something.

Forty years later, I have some more advice:

Stay away from Taylor Hamm.

And, yes, this is a true story. I really did grow up near a serial killer with a similar appearance, persona, and identical character traits as this weirdo.

 

 

Tell us who the serial killer is. Fuck you for making someone ask. 

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17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Tell us who the serial killer is. Fuck you for making someone ask. 

Craig James

25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Tell us who the serial killer is. Fuck you for making someone ask. 

Seriously, how do you you write that diatribe and end it with the serial killer's name? 

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