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The only Indian A&M grads I've met were those who wanted to do engineering but couldn't get into Cockrell.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

The only Indian A&M grads I've met were those who wanted to do engineering but couldn't get into Cockrell.

I doubt you’ve met him, but don’t forget about stringsays on Twitter.

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Self-respecting Indian people should not go to A&M. Right @satyanash?

It's cute that you think that guy ISN'T Satyanash.

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Just now, George Clooney said:

I doubt you’ve met him, but don’t forget about stringsays on Twitter.

I've encountered him on other boards. Actually a reasonable guy.

Just now, Machinator said:

I've encountered him on other boards. Actually a reasonable guy.

Yeah he’s one of the few level-headed Ags out there.

I’m not a 17 year old athlete, but if I was invited to a “games” day for fun and I went down there, and got a day or more of “you ready to commit?  Better hurry up while there’s still room. All your friends are coming here. Why aren’t you ready to commit?  What’s it going to take?  Do you want to be a part of the best class in the country?  You ready to commit? Etc” I’d be turned off by it. 

But maybe how it really goes is a day of silly games followed by coaches brandishing stacks and saying $10,000 to anyone willing to commit publicly today. 

Who knows. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's cute that you think that guy ISN'T Satyanash.

Oh shit. You've found one of my 1.3 billion burner accounts.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m not a 17 year old athlete, but if I was invited to a “games” day for fun and I went down there, and got a day or more of “you ready to commit?  Better hurry up while there’s still room. All your friends are coming here. Why aren’t you ready to commit?  What’s it going to take?  Do you want to be a part of the best class in the country?  You ready to commit? Etc” I’d be turned off by it. 

But maybe how it really goes is a day of silly games followed by coaches brandishing stacks and saying $10,000 to anyone willing to commit publicly today. 

Who knows. 

"Son what is it gonna take to get you into this fancy SEC-lite football team? Hell, I'll even throw in these fancy sheepskin floor mats for free. What ya say?" /Coach Used Car Rep Jimbo

7 hours ago, satyanash said:

Oh shit. You've found one of my 1.3 billion burner accounts.

I am just waiting for your completely rational freak out when aggy lands 3 guys we have never heard of this weekend. Are you ready? Doomed? 

So she thinks the star ratings given out are statewide evaluations only and on a curve?    Moving to Texas, their metrics wouldn’t change but their star rating would?

im sure the aggy coaching staff is thrilled at some random guy inviting players and trainers to their event via Twitter. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So she thinks the star ratings given out are statewide evaluations only and on a curve?    Moving to Texas, their metrics wouldn’t change but their star rating would?

im sure the aggy coaching staff is thrilled at some random guy inviting players and trainers to their event via Twitter. 

It is true that, for example, a middling DT in a bad year at the position in Texas would get a better grade than the exact same player in Ohio, just because he'll light up camps compared to his shitty regional brethren.

so... Hamm's site is two chicks arguing about where 16 and 17 year olds project in a D1 offensive line? 

 

Not that that "Tina" isn't spot on, but still. 

Was this part of that dude "6figshandler's" broader vision for his website? 

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1 minute ago, TtomTerrific said:

so... Hamm's site is two chicks arguing about where 16 and 17 year olds project in a D1 offensive line? 

 

Not that that "Tina" isn't spot on, but still. 

Was this part of that dude "6figshandler's" broader vision for his website? 

It's the same thing we're doing on this site, except 6figshandler is getting paid for it.

Revenue /= profit so not sure about that. 
the attorney has to be taking his "fees" in equity.... no way figs has cash for a retainer against billable hours.

Unless he invoices in Michelob Ultra.
15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Jesus, these asshats have no shame or etiquette? Spiller will be an aggy, and he's not coming here so why the panic? And if Hamm calls him and it is a family emergency and continues to blow him up I wouldn't be shocked then if Spiller decides he won't be committing to them after being harassed by these aggy dipshits.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It is true that, for example, a middling DT in a bad year at the position in Texas would get a better grade than the exact same player in Ohio, just because he'll light up camps compared to his shitty regional brethren.

Except that Texas is pretty strong in OL this year, so that argument doesn’t hold up in this case. Stop trying to defend Karen just so you can get in her granny panties, man. 

8 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Except that Texas is pretty strong in OL this year, so that argument doesn’t hold up in this case. Stop trying to defend Karen just so you can get in her granny panties, man. 

That was purely hypothetical - didn't mean this year haha

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That was purely hypothetical - didn't mean this year haha

So you do want to get into Karen's depends.

1 hour ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Except that Texas is pretty strong in OL this year, so that argument doesn’t hold up in this case. Stop trying to defend Karen just so you can get in her granny panties, man. 

A little consideration for those of us who had a long, late night, please.  More of this talk and I am going to yak.

Lol at "but Bobby Wolfe" and Hornsby "wanted to be there." No Toilet Smurf, Bobby Wolfe doesn't make up for the fact Zach Evans and Malik Hornsby didn't show because neither are interested in your shitfuck alma mater and their equally shitfuck football team.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Lol at "but Bobby Wolfe" and Hornsby "wanted to be there." No Toilet Smurf, Bobby Wolfe doesn't make up for the fact Zach Evans and Malik Hornsby didn't show because neither are interested in your shitfuck alma mater and their equally shitfuck football team.

It's going to be a battle the rest of the way this year recruiting but we are set up nicely with a lot of the 2020 top kids (Evans, J. Jackson, Lindberg, Thompson and I guess maybe Demas and Alec Bryant as well)

32 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Lol at "but Bobby Wolfe" and Hornsby "wanted to be there." No Toilet Smurf, Bobby Wolfe doesn't make up for the fact Zach Evans and Malik Hornsby didn't show because neither are interested in your shitfuck alma mater and their equally shitfuck football team.

That's a huge whiff. The top 2 targets at each position respectively in 2020, and they no show your huge event. I no amount of 4 star DBs make up for it.

Dude should fire Hamm and just let those women post info they find on other sites. Seems they get the information quicker and they are free. 

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Lol at "but Bobby Wolfe" and Hornsby "wanted to be there." No Toilet Smurf, Bobby Wolfe doesn't make up for the fact Zach Evans and Malik Hornsby didn't show because neither are interested in your shitfuck alma mater and their equally shitfuck football team.

It's even funnier because Bobby Wolfe was on an OV to Arkansas this weekend. I guess he could be hitting the BBQ on the way back, but ... 

 

I know Hamm is so jealous of Carrington that he can barely function but this is fantastic - imbecile has no idea how this plays out to recruits and their families. He is a treasure. 

 

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I can’t wait to see Leon play 

He might be fast enough to be the backup water boy... might be...

I can’t wait to see Leon play 


He will transfer at least two times in his career.

I dont get why everyone attacks this kid. He has elite speed for a DT and good instincts. He will be an anchor to that defense for years to come.

There seems to be a new "Hollywood" every fucking year. These kids need to get more original.

Leon is so butthurt that he got passed up because Sterns flipped before he would pull the trigger. He's stuck like Chuck in that shit hole. 

4 hours ago, Sejjr said:

There seems to be a new "Hollywood" every fucking year. These kids need to get more original.

There is only one Hollywood, and that is Hollywood Court.

 

Now, who else wants to fuck with Hollywood Court?

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

There is only one Hollywood, and that is Hollywood Court.

 

Now, who else wants to fuck with Hollywood Court?

Damn Sydney, that was real smooth, like a hot comb on nappy ass hair

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Looks like they  no longer trust the freaking Hamm. 

What is this world coming to? Oh well, at least the roller coaster climb is not taking a hit. There are only a handful of aggy faithful who follow recruiting and have a grasp of exactly how carbohydrate rich their diet is becoming.

17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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What changed is he got off the phone

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